This provision was successfully added to the Constitution Report right before the report was adopted by the convention. Huge thanks to @thequeengeek.bsky.social for pulling this whole thing together. I mean, obviously I was integral to the whole husband-and-wife team thing, but this is her victory.

Get in loser, we’re reforming DFL leaves of absence.

Strobe lights or other similar devices at a DFL convention? That’s a paddlin’.

This was actually foretold by the Principia Discordia.

Update:

Ahhhhhhhhh the French

Kaytie is a hardworking activist, a hell of a friend, and she deserves to be seated at tomorrow’s convention. If you know me, you know that I understand more than most what she’s going through right now. We owe it to ourselves as a party and as a community to do right by Kaytie, and seat her.

Very good thread from Taylr on this, however one quick note: while it is true that endorsed candidates are forbidden from openly supporting non-endorsed candidates, it will require their home unit going out of their way to rescind their endorsement. This happens approximately 0.00% of the time.

My Twitter alt has been banned for posting a screenshot from the Local 58 Contingency video. 😂

I’ve spent 2 of the last 5 months either in the hospital for a life threatening illness or in rehab for a debilitating injury. You can do nothing to me. Except maybe giving me another life threatening illness or debilitating injury. But aside from that, I, uh, well I guess you could kill me, but hey

Relax Walter, I’m talking about taking away your legislative responsibilities, not Happy Hour.

The Seven Year Old went to a church event with some neighbors, not looking forward to when she comes home all like "Papa did you know God lives inside all of us!?" and I have to be like "NO! HE DOESN'T!! HE LIVES IN A BIG HOUSE IN THE CLOUDS!!! IDIOT!!!"

I changed my middle name from Patrick to Mohamed, but people are STILL like “oh here comes Donavon Mohamed INDOVINO Cawley,” there is just no escaping Italian-American discrimination in this country. 😔

Completely deleting a voters’ record after they die might sounds like it’s a good idea - Republicans sure think so - but it actually takes away a check to prevent voter fraud.

Due to a clerical error, we have repealed the new Minnesota state flag, but not the new Minnesota state seal, so now our flag is this.

“Columbo Rising From The Underworld To Stalk The Wicked” An incredible piece my wife @thequeengeek.bsky.social commissioned @brandonbird.bsky.social to lovingly paint. Apparently the both of them know me better than me.

My “WE ARE NOT A REPUBLICAN PAC” shirt has people asking a lot of questions that are already answered by the shirt.

✨ D E L E G A T E M A T H ✨

I don't know what's more embarrassing, that I was playing Magic: The Gathering, or that I had gotten my ass kicked so thoroughly in Magic: The Gathering that I feel the need to share the splendor of my defeat with all of you.

They’re calling them the most normal children anyone’s ever had.

Last night, Bloomington Public Schools called a snow day for today. ZERO (0) INCHES OF SNOW.

Excited to get his take on Artemis II.

Some vile ass crypto scammer decided to fake the death of Jonathan the Tortoise, even going so far as to vandalize Wikipedia and solicit the BBC and USA Today to print obituaries based on their tweet alone, all so he could solicit crypto donations in the replies. BUT I BEAT HIM.

My crazy flat earther bartender tried telling me his latest anti-Catholic conspiracy theory, however I expertly identified it as the plot of Final Fantasy Tactics, and he was like aaaaaaah you got me.

I am hearing that on his deathbed Darth Vader received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Elliott is descending into his 40's about 15 years too early.

Getting ready for my 1:51 am appointment with the White Bear Lake PD.

lucky number 0.13 strikes again

Looking for 99 men to start a podcast with, sound off with your unique skill as a man doing a podcast in the replies, and we'll try to find a place for you.

Decided to drop by my parents house unannounced today and just happened to walk in as my dad was smoking a bowl. Oh that worm, oh how it turns.

Tommy Tuberville is lying. There are no verses in the Quran that preach death to Americans. In fact, all references in the Quran to the United States of the America are more or less neutral.

When my son was born, my mom flew up and spent a month with us to help around the house, and the entire time we just watched Columbo and Murder She Wrote. Five years later, and she still knows ball.

Had to chastise the the 5 year old for knocking the toiletries off the bathroom counter and not picking them up, and he protests with his whole ass, "Oh but Papa, I didn't mean to! it was an accident!" And it's like, oh word? You mean to say that I didn't raise fucking sociopath? Good to know lmao.

Walked out to shovel what’s already fallen, and then just turned back around inside.

Just got off the horn with Bruce Springsteen, if we crack the Halloween Blizzard, he’ll do another one for us.

Hearing that the last original tenant of the Mall of America (Hooters) is closing next week and weeping like an 86 year old babushka when they announced Stalin had died.

This is probably a bad idea, but I am replete with those. AMA. ngl.link/hellodonavon

PRESIDENT: But how the heck, I mean, how did the kid just go from podracing to starfighting? Henry, did you see this one? KISSINGER: Yes, sir. PRESIDENT: How did this *** kid take out the whole Trade Federation. And don't say the uh Force. KISSINGER: I believe that it was the- PRESIDENT: (inaudible)

My daughter made me promise to her that I’d die after her so she didn’t have to deal with the heartbreak of losing a father, and I said “hell yeah sweet.”

The prophecies were true.

Same as it ever was.

I have tendered my resignation to the DFL Progressive Caucus. After rescuing this organization from the centrist wing of the party, it's become clear that those in power have no intention of doing anything with it. No meetings, no endorsements, nada. Why bother existing? This is nonfeasance. Im done

Are you ready to get KLOBBERED?

Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.

this isn’t a bluesky specific messages ffs people are leaking these chats on MULTIPLE platforms not just this one

Hey Jane, tell Ken that Donavon sends his regards.

If you’re going to be at Whipple this morning, please make sure that you are safe. ICE does not distinguish between demonstrators, observers, press, or bystanders — or as they call them all, “domestic terrorists.”

Rest now, brother. We have the watch. We’ll see you in Valhalla.