More of the worst people you’ve ever heard of are going to get paid for spouting absolute horseshit online. So, that’s fun & not at all remotely adding to the crushing depletion of hope in my soul.

@jwhitbrook.bsky.social did NOT ask for my permission before writing this piece about me. I will be talking to my lawyer about this and seeking remunerations.

😂

spokesperson for Sadiq Khan: “We are not going to dignify his appalling and bigoted comments with a response. “London is the greatest city in the world, safer than major US cities, and we’re delighted to welcome the record number of US citizens moving here.”

Is Charlie Kelly writing speeches for POTUS?

Elon Musk has spent the past year obsessing over Pakistani child-rape gangs in the UK. Meanwhile, allegedly, in his own immediate family:

I’m forever proud to be a Londoner. I’ve traced my family back to the 1600s there - so I think I’m very qualified to tell Trump how wrong he is & that he should fuck right off 👍🏻

“Soul destroying” - the headline writer knew what they were doing here, I see you.

It is hardly the point but a) trans people existed in Medieval Europe, b) lots of currencies were used in Medieval Europe, not just gold, which was in fact uncommon, c) alchemy was a lot more common in early modern Europe, d) women are not a commodity you absolute weapons????

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

It's instructive that a sizeable proportion of the ruling class in the UK appear to be looking at America and saying, "Ohh I'll have some of that."

fuck yeah!

Disney has backed down, but there's no evidence that Sinclair or Nexstar have learned their lesson. If you haven't already done so, check the links in the thread below for stations in your area. Find the advertisers and let them know you're boycotting them until they remove ads from these stations.

Been talking to people quite a bit about how it's easy to understand "cancel Disney+!" but harder to understand the initial and bigger problem is with Nexstar and Sinclair, so lemme make it easier. Find your local Nexstar channel Find your local Sinclair channel

One day people will understand how marketing works. Today is not that day.

Our voices should never be silenced by those in power — if it happens to one of us, it happens to all of us. Join me, along with more than 400 of my fellow artists and aclu.org, in the fight to defend and preserve our free speech rights. Add your name. www.aclu.org/defend-free-...

“I believe there's a hero in all of us that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble”

The BBC weasel is finally in his natural habitat.

And don’t shy away from “cringe”. Cringing means you feel something and that’s what art is supposed to do. And sometimes, making you cringe is the creator’s intent. Art isn’t solely about feeling comfort or pleasure.

Tony watching the practical droids wobbling around

Pure Pulp! I love it!

Christian persecution in America is best defined by this image: No actual struggle, wearing clothes that cost more than my entire wardrobe, polished cross instead of rugged, and surrounded by crowds of fellow hypocrites cheering on bigotry who believe they're the victims.

on a very special episode of mythbusters adam and jamie put this one to the test

The amount of Father Ted tik-toks I see which have Irish creators do a spot on rendition of the characters in a modern world beg to differ. The difference is that these versions aren’t written by an angry man screaming at the sky & blaming all of his woes on those who are already struggling.

I’ve never seen a memorial before where halfway through a speech, an elderly man went up and claimed he’s cured autism before.

My voice went screaming after that Gabbi goal. I sound like @arseblog.com on this week’s episode.

OH THANK CHRIST

OpenAI admits that you will NEVER be able to trust their product. But let’s stick it into everything anyway,

Well that was a disappointing half. There were signs of light in there, but we need to make more of the chances we set up & stop fucking around with possession. Mistakes happen & that led to a goal. But we need to get that one back to instil confidence again and go forward! #AFC

It was meant just for us week 1 & then subsequently given up, right?

Wonderful that Arsenal have introduced facilities to ensure no-one misses out on Escape to the Country

NEW EPISODE: @naquicious.bsky.social is joined by @thataldendiaz.bsky.social (Anytime With Ken & Alden) to discuss the new Superman movie and the future of the DCU. 🎧: https://bit.ly/Yub-Nub-6 #TheYubNubClub #StarWarsPodcast #NewEpisode

Big Bang Theory beating Fawlty Towers may have broken the last part of my already fractured psyche. If this is what we find entertaining, my god it explains the whole political shitshow right now.

If you think there's a giant conspiracy amongst the UK government, the media, and a small group of extremely well-funded genitally-obsessed bigots to harass and dehumanize trans people, that's because there is.

A man who was abused during his last few years on earth just so people use him as a walking money making machine is now having similar treatment in his death. Really gross.

"Turns out, the MAGA lot do actually love cancel culture..." Jimmy Kimmel is the latest target in Trump’s media crackdown - it's a “chilling” pattern of trying to censor things he doesn't like. www.thenewsagents.co.uk/article/if-y...

Solid material tonight from Colbert, Seth & Jon Stewart. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdGL... www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGpY... www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GXN... Watch the Seth clip if you like farting effects and the Stewart clip if you like Jon Stewart shouting. Jimmy Fallon also has a late-night show.

What a fucking embarrassment. A leashed PM is of no use - at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets ousted soon.

“People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy”

Antifa isn't an organization. It's just a portmanteau of the words anti-fascist. So, definitionally, if you declare that antifa is your enemy, that makes you a fascist. Period. Full stop. I don't make up the words, I just define them and use them properly.

Worth every second. Brilliant comedy.

Jesus Christ.

Yes! - The Muppet Show worked so brilliantly BECAUSE it was a variety show. I would love for it to be filmed/have some writers from the UK - but this is a good direction.

It's pretty clear that they got their Reichstag Fire with the Kirk assassination. Democracy is dead. We now have a fascist dictator.

I’ve just woken up to this insanity. What a joke time we’re living in. But pay attention to the people that fold or kneel rather than show resistance/fight back to this mess.