time for some damnatio memoriae

may the odds be ever in your favor

cool. no rush, guys!

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

Georgetown 🤝 Arsenal Gutting out embarrassing wins over inferior opponents today

NOT DEAD YET

Own goal rules are stupid. Give that to Saka

Throw that half away. Get some more technical players on - Jesus, Odegaard, Trossard all available! - and this can still be a comfy 3-0 when all is said and done. Rare case where I think Arteta may have gotten the lineup wrong.

Okay let’s end this long throw experiment now please

Once again made the mistake of opening Facebook. Ten minutes later I’ve given up on humanity

In a normal administration, this would be a career-ending, weeks-long scandal

look, you can play it however you want, I’m not your dad, but naturally occurring caffeine is the best extant proof of a God who loves us

Some guy posted a sob story to Reddit, trying to figure out if he should divorce his wife of 30 years. He posted it to what he thought was a relationship advice subreddit because it’s called I Think You Should Leave. I’m dying.

Awesome

good lord that was ridiculous

to me, the only interesting thing about Jurassic World Rebirth was that ScarJo was a mostly-selfish merc for most of the movie. Wish they'd leaned into that more.

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

FIFA has ethics codes????

BIG bobcat ran through the backyard just a minute ago. Didn’t get a pic, sadly

Listen: we’re in for a rough week of commentary, need to ignore it. Still think Arsenal are best equipped for what @arsenalvisionpodcast.com accurately called “attritional football” if our injury luck improves even just a small amount. Don’t feed into some City inevitability narrative.

They're not even trying to appear nonpartisan anymore.

"Chatbots were able to move about 1 in 25 people from their original position" "The catch is that the tactic seemed to work regardless of whether the claims were true or false. Though the bots were instructed to stick to the facts, some strayed into misleading claims anyway" Cool. Coolcoolcool.

Wedding Crashers is back in theaters for its *20 year* anniversary. Good lord.

We are a small organization that continues to punch well above its weight. I truly think this is the biggest bang for your buck out there. Our revenue is less than some *state chapters* at other orgs, but we are driving major change that protects forests in LatAm & SE Asia. Any gifts are welcome!

Love the Pats throwbacks but not sure this particular jersey combo should have been allowed

“employees of Monsanto may have contributed to the writing of the article” Oops!!!!!

Been going through old Redford movies this break. Watched Three Days of the Condor and Sneakers last two nights. Makes a good double feature!

i hadn't even finished all the NLD content yet

Come on! Martinelli as predicted

VAMOSSSSSS

Martinelli winner incoming

damn. as soon as that pass was airborne it looked like trouble

bAHAHAHAHA

The power of Ian Wright

I presume Foreign Affairs is not yet running my one-word rebuttal "don't" www.foreignaffairs.com/united-state...

Unbelievable

Legend

Magical

EZE!!

Oh I was so ready to curse out Merino there and then he found that unbelievable pass!!

more bent coppers!

The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...

This is like when Jason Segel’s character in Forgetting Sarah Marshall doesn’t realize his Dracula musical is a comedy

Yeah, yeah, wolves using tools, it's all very interesting and opens up entirely new vistas of understanding canine intelligence. But more importantly, this is poaching, and those wolves belong in jail.

I’ve seen enough. Georgetown Hoyas basketball is officially BACK

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This is unfair to The Clone Wars, which had some real high points

she should be in hiding, not getting glamorous profiles

In the car on the way to daycare, my 4yo asked me what jail was like. I was describing it to her in general terms, but she honed in on the food. I said it was pretty normal but not very good. She expressed relief. “Okay, so it’s not, like, turning people into an octopus?”

I am not going to post what I think should happen to Matt Gaetz.