"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together. I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

Hear me out: luge relay biathlon where they have to luge shoot the target for the next team to go

1- don't F with any grapefruits

Here's what's crazy. There DEAD SIMPLE techniques you can use to protect yourself from some of this tracking. Most people just don't the time. You can follow the steps I've got at the bottom of this article in 5 minutes /end www.bbc.com/future/artic...

Stabbing this King Cake with a knife until i find the baby

I am the most masculine man ever, perhaps in all of human history. I constantly tell people this because otherwise, how would you know??

No paywall www.pilotonline.com/2026/02/09/i...

NEW: the U.S. Congressional Budget Office has posted its budget and economic outlook--the first full one we've had in a year so the first one reflecting One Big Beautiful Bill and the Trump tariffs. Going to post observations as I move through it. 🧵 www.cbo.gov/publication/...

The "retraining" is going to be this soldier's M4 tied to his belt loop with a 'dummy cord' for the next 2 weeks.

Mexican restaurant white sauce invented at El Toro, Norfolk, VA apnews.com/article/500b...

Hell yeah. I met Charley Crockett years ago, he's a real one. "If you can sleep at night licking their boots that’s between you and yours, but that type of thinking isn’t freedom. It’s mental slavery."

Hope Dr Phil pulls through the chemo

AI overview of Eddie the Eagle is unintentionally hilarious. So inspiring!

so to clarify, the slopestyle competitors *aren't* chased down the mountain by an irate paperboy demanding his two dollars?

@edsbs.bsky.social it doesn't feel like the Olympics without Norm around. youtu.be/xrlhFXmJmns?...

Disabling the safety regulator on these seat warmers

Got fired from being a sugarcane. Producer said my moves were too pampas.

Stay mad, my good maga bitches

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Getting pumped for some böser Hase!

Prediction: team coached by a guy with a Scottish last name gonna win

Moon over Wisp mountain, MD

"Aird’s bill would get a retail market up and running in January of next year, though the House version stipulates a November 2026 start date. It would initially allow up to 350 retail marijuana stores as well as five large cultivation facilities." www.pilotonline.com/2026/02/05/v...

"An adult giraffe later died in transport to Florida, and two baby giraffes have gone missing. Zoo manager Gretchen Mogensen has been jailed since October for refusing to reveal the baby giraffes’ location. She is scheduled for release on Friday on a 100-day contempt of court sentence."

The detail Ayn Rand really missed is that John Galt would be a huge pedo.

my sweetgum tree is mocking me

You knew Elon was in the Epstein files when he called that diver “pedo guy” and you really knew he was in the files when he said Trump was in the files. The accusation is always a confession with these people. Every single time.

The final, correct answer in a game of Clue: Statutory Rape edition

Turns out that you can simply chose not to sell your warehouse and prevent it from becoming a detention center www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Dachau was originally an abandoned factory

The Health Secretary busily loads up the grandkids for a polar plunge

from r/appalachia

I saw this chucklefunny German reel yesterday - no German required. 😉

My wife unironically sent me this gif because she wants to make me a cup of tea. It's nice having people that aren't internet poisoned around.

Exchange rate hasn't been this bad since the last time Trump was president

Why do architects call their made up dimensions "rubber scaling" when "early onset dimensions" is right there?

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

Column: ‘Roadless’ forests help veterans like me find our way home trib.al/VSQdMY4

Every 29th century should be a leap century so we can celebrate 3,000 or whatever sooner

Fully endorse! defector.com/i-have-a-gre...

Mr Rogers: Look for the helpers ICE agent, unholstering gun: On it

Stabbing this King Cake with a knife until i find the baby

can't be the first person to say this but boy it's really on the nose that the gestapo are out there in the street arresting kneeling priests and executing people named Pretty and Good

[Boston accent] "hey, the best Bruce Bannah was Eric Bana"

we actually need to band together and let the dems know we will never donate another cent or vote for the party again if a single member of the party votes to give a single cent to ice ever again