"My baby's got..."

"That's no moon! That's a fully operational battlewaffle"

Binge eating my advent calendar

"you better watch out, you better not cry" sounds like sadism talk tbh

It's after noon, the new electric coffee mug has been converted into an electric mulled wine mug

If you can look at it without squinting it doesn't count.

Family tradition my grandfather did for my mom and my parents did for me and now I do for my child is to wrap gifts from Santa in white tissue paper and draw on them, so they look like they're from the North Pole. It's kinda fun tbh

Family tradition my grandfather did for my mom and my parents did for me and now I do for my child is to wrap gifts from Santa in white tissue paper and draw on them, so they look like they're from the North Pole. It's kinda fun tbh

Release the Naughty List!!

Space telescopes use mirrors, so we have no idea how many vampires are in space.

Chapter 1: How to Tell if a Post is a Joke or Not

USPS has gotten so slow. Sent out Christmas cards 2 weeks ago. Friends in Europe got theirs last week. Only 2 have been delivered in the US. A friend only 30 miles away is getting his today.

Books broken up and formatted into skeet length segments so people can read in their preferred format: scrolling

Kids hate getting clothes for Christmas but lemme tell you about the parents wrapping amorphous presents

Got so into these nachos that I think I accidentally ate my gum on the side of the plate

My pizza-a-day diet is finally paying off

"A new study has found that eating 50g or more of high-fat cheese a day correlates with a lower risk of developing dementia. That means all cheeses with more than 20 percent fat content, including brie, gouda, cheddar, parmesan, gruyere, and mozzarella." www.sciencealert.com/cheese-linke...

Singing the Grinch song at the Grinch until he cries

Something clicked together today: in Dec 2024, Jeff Bezos greenlit 'Melania: the movie' to curry favor with Trump, tapping disgraced 6-time sex assault allegation guy Brett Ratner to direct. Then Trump pressured Paramount for a new Ratner-directed 'Rush Hour' film on behalf of 'Melania's director.

Believe we found the reason behind the rushed demolition of the White House East Wing and the movie theater therein.

How Trump people think they're going to appear in an article vs. reading the article

Feels like Chex mix is some marketing scheme from back in the 1950s when food was terrible and it somehow survived where savory jellos could not.

true, he's more like a super visor

🎵 Shimmy shimmy paw, Shimmy, chim-e-nay, Givin' out presents, On the Lord's day🎶 - Ol' Dirty St Nick

Have a good 3rd advent!

The Virginia Tech mass shooting of 2007 was in the engineering building. And the 2019 Virginia Beach mass shooting was at the city department of engineering.

I cooked eggnog for you, pls respond

Something that's festive, pretty easy and very delish that's become somewhat of a holiday tradition in our house: the cranberry, bacon, brie crescent wreath

Hadn't checked in a while but FCK is on Bluesky now 🎉

Best part of hat weather is feeling like a farm boy with sad news when you take it off inside.

Coach Cheetah is leaving. Looks like Fontel Mines is staying and JC Price is moving from coaching to admin. #Hokies

Literally impossible for Gene Simmons to do something tongue-in-cheek

Days like today where the moon is visible opposite the sun, low in the sky and big looking like the Death Star, are when I pretend I'm on Alderaan about to be released from this mortal coil.

Notre Dame history where they jumped 6 spots to take a bowl they didn't deserve and the Irish got smashed by Oregon State 41-9. Funny, not the arbiters of fairness they pretend at these days.

Thank you Notre Dame for spawning this sort of meme reaction. Social media football trolling is peak human experience.

Jack in the Ultravox

"Temperature's dropping fast. The bridges are going to start freezing soon." "Bridges? I don't need no stinking bridges."

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

Saving that $6 million buyout of Pry with a defensive coordinator salary offset

I love corny Christmas decorations and not to brag but this thing is top shelf corny This thing has been kicking 30+ yrs

Im ok with Pry staying as DC, he did a lot of work to bring James Franklin to Virginia Tech. Class act. Still think Ricky Rahne as OC is way too big of a stretch.

Virginia Tech with Brent Pry

Virginia Tech drill field snowball fight today. Doing this back when, the Corps of Cadets beat me like I owed them $$$.

Maybe a reason James Franklin was on the ODU sidelines last month for their 33-0 clobbering of Troy.

"Okay sharks, here we have windshield wipers that play music as they travel across the windshield, similar to the comb from a music box." *giant hook enters from stage left*

Time travelling MURDERER!

Cincinnati's famous Grippo's bbq potato chips answers the question, "what if bbq chips were candied?"

Quiz show time: new Virginia Tech football recruit nickname or band in the 2026 Bonnaroo lineup? Go... 1. Sunami 2. Purgatory 3. Flipturn 4. Messiah 5. Deathpact 6. Confidence Man 7. Fatrat 8. Pawpaw Rod