Wow, this is an extremely compelling case for the necessity of court packing by @andycraig.bsky.social in @theunpopulist.net

Bothers me that the diagonal stripes in the Union Jack are not centered

Has Belichick tried siccing Jordon on the rankings committees to get them to rank his recruits higher?

A spa for men and only men called Massageny

Imagining the 1980s Virginian Pilot covering the latest Sears circular

“the english historically struggle here in massachusetts” bless you john strong

Faked a press pass to get onto the field for a football game I couldn't afford. During halftime, dude hit the long field goal to win a truck and the brass grabbed me (on shrooms) to take the winner pics for the paper. So now I'm an unintentional published photographer.

Billy Strings is marketing these custom designed Last Resort AB skater shoes conspicuously in UVA colors, the school where he biffed skating and broke his ankle couple months ago

Fathers day being on a Sunday is an unfair competitive advantage for Catholic priests

[Alex Trebek voice] "A pickpocket but for noses"

L to R: Chris Richards: biracial kid from Alabama who speaks about black history and has tattoos of MLK, Ali, and Obama Sergiño Dest: Dutch-Surinamese, emigrated to Brooklyn as a kid, naturalized Fola Balogun: born in Brooklyn to vacationing parents, raised in UK but CHOOSES to play for USA

Terrifying if literal: Living room furniture

ChatGPT helping to find a genius hiding spot in Meccha Chameleon backrooms (h/t timmy2cans)

ChatGPT helping to find a genius hiding spot in Meccha Chameleon backrooms (h/t timmy2cans)

All hail our new alien oilverlords

"DO NOT CONGRATULATE"

Starting an ongoing thread of off-the-pitch Nice Things at the World Cup. It's gonna get long over the next few weeks. 1. Curaçao. All of it.

Exercising free will with peanut butter, Nutella, and banana toast

The Dutch doing this in fuckin Dallas, Texas is very funny to me, an American who has seen Cowboys fans who represent one of the most valuable sports teams on earth never approach this level of enthusiasm this century.

Col. Bruce Hampton died on-stage during a concert for his 70th birthday. Over 30 musicians on-stage who had joined the celebration kept playing thinking it was theatrics. No particular reason to post this today. alanpaul.substack.com/p/the-wild-c...

Bosnia and Herzegovina come a long way since Nov '95. Good for them, hope they take the group.

"It happens like that sometimes. That's the way, uh,..that's the way..." "the crumbl cookies?" "Dad, no. just no."

roughly one imminent peace deal every 2.7 days and the media are just starting to catch on

I’m hungrier than a zombie at a Trump convention

T-Rexes on a Plane

FYI, one way to get 82-0 is Magic, MJ, Wilt, Alonzo and...Trae Young.

Lmao

I don't like reading sentences anymore

Germany is home to 20,000 to 25,000 castles and fortresses, significantly more than there are McDonald's restaurants in the entire United States (around 13,500). But the fries are never as good in the castles.

I find it moving that Lynch's legacy in the queer community is now forever tied to the phrase "fix your hearts or die". It has become a rallying cry. It is bigger than him. It is bigger than Twin Peaks. It is beautiful.

Sometimes I think about Sergei Brin marrying Nicole Shanahan (RFK Jr's primary financier) in 2018, the same year Google dropped their "Don't be Evil" slogan

US Semi-quincentennial doesn't hit as hard as '76 Bicentennial

Yes, my neighbor with the year-round giant yard skeleton has it decorated up patriotically for Memorial Day with zero sense of irony

Virginia Tech now has both a Priest and a Messiah at running back

Suing the 'woke mob' for running him out of town 😅

"Black velvet ribbon around your neck? Great story." - King Missile

babe why are you so obsessed with the green ribbon tied around my neck just let it go

If'n you wanna pass down that banging Pho recipe, you gotta will 'em da Pho

Ordered some of this German pizza loaf and to my surprise, it really does taste like pizza. A+

🎵We've all seen a man at the liquor store beggin' for your change The hair on his face is dirty, dread-locked, and full of mange🎶

Knox County, TN schools be like

Knox County, TN schools be like

Wikipedia is actually pronounced like wi-fi

Virginia Tech Hokies just landed a top 10 QB recruit in Peter Borque from California. Beat out Georgia, Penn State, and Michigan.

I like bluesky. It's the only place to quickly catch up on the latest horrors and jokes. 300 likes and 12 likes, respectively

I keep having this weird feeling I've had acupuncture before but I know I haven't. A real sense of deja voodoo.

"America: Made in Virginia" It's actually only "American" if it's made in the Virginia region of the United States.

My friend the redheaded woodpecker is back for the 3rd year, banging on my chimney cap. Sound on, makes a good racket in the house

Every day for the last week i have woken up to some battle between 3 squirrels and 2 crows. It appears to be a stalemate but the crows are still looking for opportunities.