Tommy Williams
@tommywilliams1965.bsky.social
๐ค 13
๐ฅ 11
๐ 3
Andy Dufresne was my friend
reposted by
Tommy Williams
๐ Dad Moon Rising๐
about 16 hours ago
*extreme Joey Ramone voice* The TSA took my Pepsi away They took it away, away from me
0
6
4
reposted by
Tommy Williams
Marc
1 day ago
Anyone know how to buy some years back? Do you have to buy them singly or can you buy them in a package. I need to buy 15-20 years . . . more if they're not too expensive.
5
83
51
reposted by
Tommy Williams
Brick's House ๐
1 day ago
travel pillow โ๏ธ snacks โ๏ธ clean socks โ๏ธ brightly coloured gonch โ๏ธ orange cat โ๏ธ LET'S GET TO THE AIRPORT
11
192
39
reposted by
Tommy Williams
๐ Dad Moon Rising๐
3 days ago
summer just started but my sock tan is in mid-season form
0
8
4
reposted by
Tommy Williams
Marc
5 days ago
The best people make you forget all the things you're trying to forget.
5
150
88
reposted by
Tommy Williams
Theciscokidder
5 days ago
*wakes up with sore back* Me: This new update is crashing my system! Why do we have to get so many updates?!
2
92
45
reposted by
Tommy Williams
Queen Beast
4 days ago
The Oregon Coast is magical.
156
6177
535
reposted by
Tommy Williams
๐ Dad Moon Rising๐
4 days ago
[Philosophy class] Professor: the opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference Me: whatever Professor: Me: Professor: Me: should I leave now? Professor: it doesn't matter to me Me: well played
0
9
3
reposted by
Tommy Williams
Marc
4 days ago
I can't believe I used to think that people my age were adults.
11
408
156
are you really still mad I asked the minister to say till death do us fart when we got married?
4 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Tommy Williams
Theciscokidder
9 days ago
If you like the smell of truck stop bathrooms, you're gonna LOVE marriage!
7
111
45
reposted by
Tommy Williams
Marc
9 days ago
If beauty truly lies in the eye of the beholder then a lot of you folks need glasses.
7
92
61
reposted by
Tommy Williams
๐ Dad Moon Rising๐
about 1 year ago
my wife got me this cute little plant as a gift and I appreciated her confidence that I would be able to keep it alive until I noticed that it's plastic
0
9
2
reposted by
Tommy Williams
inkedupandsonic
about 1 year ago
anybody can breakdance if you tase them hard enough
14
324
100
reposted by
Tommy Williams
Theciscokidder
about 1 year ago
The hardest part of this new diet is where to hide all the bodies.
15
208
92
reposted by
Tommy Williams
๐ ฟ๏ธrofessor Kiosk ๐
about 1 year ago
hitting every green light on your way home call that wait loss
2
87
31
reposted by
Tommy Williams
Jason, ex Inferis
about 1 year ago
The lion does not concern himself with gas station bathroom etiquette
6
188
46
reposted by
Tommy Williams
Lori
about 1 year ago
Get your strange away from my mysterious
2
89
57
I'm sorry I yelled THE BEACONS ARE LIT GONDOR CALLS FOR AID when you took your bra off
about 1 year ago
0
13
5
reposted by
Tommy Williams
๐ Dad Moon Rising๐
over 1 year ago
[on my deathbed] everyone's in here, why are the lights on in the living room?
1
62
18
reposted by
Tommy Williams
๐ Dad Moon Rising๐
over 1 year ago
have kids so they can study sociology in college and then come home and tell you all the things that you did wrong
1
18
8
reposted by
Tommy Williams
๐ Dad Moon Rising๐
over 1 year ago
Me: I no longer wish to be contacted, can you please take me off your call list? Wife: stop answering the phone like that when I call you
0
62
21
reposted by
Tommy Williams
๐ Dad Moon Rising๐
over 1 year ago
after my daughter came home from studying abroad she talked frequently about the wonderful and exotic foods she ate. She didn't know that I could see all of the visits she made to McDonald's on her credit card bill
3
16
7
reposted by
Tommy Williams
๐ Dad Moon Rising๐
over 1 year ago
I feel like whoever thought the Philadelphia baseball team name should be the Phillies just sort of phoned it in
2
2
2
Terrifying if literal: Living room furniture
over 1 year ago
1
26
16
you reached the end!!
feeds!
log in