This is such a brilliant article.

Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

Good morning. #BOTD #filmsky #moviesky

This is very good and well worth your time. A cartoonist’s take on AI art from The Oatmeal.

"single-use plastic of the mind" had me GAGGED

It’s just so weird to me how people just see art as a product and not a tool of human connection and communication. Like that’s the whole fucking point.

Creeque

Give ICE the respect they deserve. [Sound on 🔊]

Here's me. "The Yanks are cooked (and cooking the rest of us)"

"Robo-debt was a spivvy, slick, slogan-driven lazy shortcut. It was illegal; it ignored due process; and it didn’t save money. Its costs are still growing. It spat on Australians. The new welfare cop beat up everyone it saw, rorted the payroll, cost billions in compo and left its own unpaid debt."

This only happens to you once

They've lost the 9yos

Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China

"Heatwaves are Australia’s deadliest natural hazard, with one recent study estimating they caused as many as 1,009 deaths in Australia from 2016 to 2019."

The Sydney SciFi Film Festival offers a wonder-inspiring line-up of visionary works from various countries. (Why am I only hearing about this film festival today?) #film #scifi #ScienceFiction 🎥 share.google/FNZv0rVc0bx0...

One of the beautiful things about social media is that sometimes when you scream into the void, after a pause, a voice or two may answer back “fuck, me too” and you feel a little less alone in the world

This guy will now decide which jokes are appropriate.

I really need to get on with my d— ooh competitive window tinting!

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

“i don’t read fiction” damn sorry about your flaccid imagination

This affects some Australian vehicles too.

Hey Bluesky! Could you help me spread the word about my Patreon? Signing up will allow me create more fabric art monsters and creatures. As a patron, you'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, and other fun, bizarre posts. www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

Calling work to tell them I can't work today due to computer issues.

On reflection: Fine, just take the internet, okay? You've won...

Musk wants to be Sirius Cybernetics Corporation who makes plastic pals who are fun to be with, forgetting that he is a mindless jerk who will be first against the wall when the revolution comes

the dailup sound was a protection spell the computer said for us every time we went online but we thought we were too good for it. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time and now we’re fucked

No.

I have a great relationship w my teens. Apart from when they insist on TikTok life hacks. Then, within a mere three sentences, we’re flinging insults about the intelligence of each other’s generation.

A friend shared this with me. It is my duty to pass it on. theoatmeal.com/comics/how_w...

"I am an exceptional delivery rider, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more generous with your gratuity." #DieHard #HansGruber #UberEats

Spring Break, 2317 Veridian III Look out boys, the Duras sisters are going out with a bang. ✌🏻

my bluesky

"I watched Snow White when I was a kid and I ain't give a b*tch a poison apple yet" is my favourite line

Naught but a leap to the left And thanne a clockwyse tread; Put thyne handes on thyne hippes, And be thy knees yn-gatheréd: Lo, it ys the pelvique thruste That maketh mirthe down to rayne - Let us do the Tyme Warpe agayne!

(paraphrasing) "if you don't know how to build a nicer god, you should STOP" - a moral counter to the "move fast and break things" dudes (yeah, usually dudes).

Start bringing him down. Start bringing him down.

Absolutely loving this by @emmanewman.bsky.social. Ticks all my boxes!

I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)

Tomorrow's press conference

my wife just got back from her book club of mostly offline people and i can report that the rumor has broken containment

Bluesky right now ...

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORT AND SAVOIUR JANEWAY TODAY 🧍

A rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay but Kate Mulgrew as Captain Janeway will

*looking at a straight couple* so like… which one of you is the Spock and which one of you is the Kirk