goddammit ryan

I struggle to inhabit the mental reality of the working truck driver who makes late-night deliveries and carries a knife, realizing the moment he needs it finally arrives when a former famous football guy suddenly violently accosts him with extreme opinions about the hotel’s cooking oil.

Also these heavily armored guys are somewhat less scary after you’ve seen them slowly retreating in the face of a giant lascivious frog.

“How can Portland POSSIBLY stand against the might of the federal government?!” “Let me introduce you to our frog.”

Wow, it must be terrible being told that you can’t use the bathroom.

more like Rhemandre

They gotta burn the Cardinals for the insurance money

Don't go into tomorrow worried about how you are going to cope with it. Go into it knowing that you will cope with it, come what may. Knowing that you are a warrior, that you are worthy, come what may.

Tennessee Titans football

i wish people would forget about the Butt Fumble *monkey's paw curls*

love when Harbaughs eat shit

Deeeeeeeboooooo

hell yeah Phantom Zone

Weird that they’re just televising Toronto batting practice.

Fix your hearts or die

these words aren't in the bible

Here's an idea, they can eat my shit and hair.

are these alternate Terrapins unis

giant mech with "student driver" stickers on it

This is incredible camera work

blue jays fans rn

jerry can we use this

Jerry they wrote in the newspaper that you started something

everyone out here fighting the good fight to protect ChatGPT from racism, I understand where you're coming from, but have you considered making one friend

Why is this so dam accurate? 😂 #neurodivergent

This shit must hit so hard if you’re stupid.

Like a fucking bomb ready to explode

Grand Admiral Thrawn learning about the art of seduction

this is wooden balls in bowls erasure

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Some folks here are calling out ISP troopers by name, looking up their salaries, and roasting them.

There ARE ppl doing those things. You're just waiting until a critical mass of WHITE MEN are having to do it before you'll call it fascism. You're mad at the ppl warning you about it BEFORE it gets to you.

was this why that lady was in the field because the barn was fakey

If you showed this tweet to James Madison, he would be like, "yes, this is why I wrote the 2nd Amendment"

"Fuck ICE" is a patriotic sentiment. Perhaps the most patriotic in this moment.

Younger veteran: "How old are you, man?" Older veteran: “87.” Younger veteran: “Out here getting arrested, raising hell at 87.” Older veteran: “It’s just beginning.” 🦅 🦅 🦅 #ResistanceUnited 🔥 🔥 🔥

19-year-old Leilani Payne who got sprayed directly in the eyes by federal police yesterday is back out at the Ice facility tonight.

Video of officers abusing their power and hurting people can really matter. Video is a big part of why the police killing of George Floyd was the BLM case that provoked the biggest public reaction. When people see violent abuse, they’re forced to confront it more. Not seeing makes it easier to deny.

Skeptical of these reports of IDF brutalizing and humiliating Greta Thunberg and keeping her in inhuman conditions. I mean she’s not a six-year-old Palestinian girl.

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

It's increasingly clear that the president lives in a constructed bubble of unreality designed by aides who are manipulating him in order to take control of US policy. Seems like an important story - wish media would cover it.

More and more evidence emerging for this powerful new theory.

It’s not much of an exaggeration to say that a random woman in a sports skirt recorded on a random instagram reel in chicago has done more to directly confront the human rights abuses of ICE than both standing minority leaders

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

I have a whole book about how if you wish to build a sentient machine, you need to accept it not being interested in performing the tasks you built it for with a "cool" or you need to accept that you are the baddie

Yeah it's not like anybody's been grabbed off the streets by masked agents for publishing an op-ed or anything

so this is just sparkling authoritarianism then ok

lookit these magnificent people

WFLA field reporter after hurricane rips through