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2020 wasn't absolutely horrible

every fucking year man

ahh Baker

oh man that reminds me gotta pay insurance

very haARUMMPH-coded

Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry

ASK AMANDA, N378DA / DL2684

i have a 6 year old PC on windows 10 and it's absolutely fine but now it's switch to Ubuntu time so it can remain good indefinitely

gotta love alt text that just says Photo you should get your I'm a Cunt hat bedazzled

getting trucked by a guy named Puka

Harrison Mevis

ok kneeland is not looking down from above, man. that's gross as fuck.

kickers should be allowed to kick the ball through the uprights on a kickoff for 2 points as many times in a row as they want but, if they miss, they sacrifice all points in the chain and the other team takes over at the 50 please make us commissioner of the NFL

peak Bluesky juxtaposition

eagles what

"yeah, they get it..."

ok hear me out: George Pickens MVP

After losing Penny, I think it’ll be a long while before I have another dog. But I did sign up to take shelter dogs out for field trips and did my first one today. Meet Parker, who is up for adoption with no fees at East Bay SPCA!

Michael Sleighton

“why did you give that homeless guy money? He’s just gonna spend it on drugs” If he can buy drugs for $2 my fuckin hats off to him Terry

nakobe dean running through that guy's facemask

walk off sacks are the best sacks

Bluesky is a Sports App

There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.

ScorpiMums was Right. There.

“The efforts follow the death of Carlos Roberto Montoya Valdez, a day laborer who was struck and killed after running onto the 210 Freeway while trying to flee from an immigration sweep at the Monrovia store.” www.latimes.com/california/s... ✊✊✊✊

thinking about how my parents escaped vietnam, where the CIA destabilized my family's home country by spreading misinformation, and they landed in the united states, which is now getting destabilized bc someone in vietnam is spreading misinformation

oh man i forgot I CAUGHT A LEAF

The sky was doin' stuff tonight.

these violet delights have violet ends

Your periodic reminder that @radiofreetom.bsky.social who many of you like to follow, and who writes for the Atlantic, was pushing the great replacement theory before Trump and has never apologized for it. He's part of what got us here.

IT WAS MY TRANSLATOR'S BLOWTORCH

Finished version of the South Side fake Burger King for the Pittsburgh city county building display

Oh no, not like that Haynes King

a good list of people who are better recipients of your money than ryan fucking lizza i'll add @assignedmedia.org and @autonomynews.co and @lawdorknews.bsky.social

goddammit

being that thirsty she needed a harvest

ok Trey Smack is a perfect kicker's name tho

"Babe what do you mean you spent 1800 dollars on a cabinet with 'cunty energy?'"

you got any games on your Glock

Pitt's motto is this in Latin

imagine you're a running back and you put up 293 yards on 24 carries and still lose

sorry to Wizard of Oz post, but I was raised on the Midwestern cut of the film where Oz is in black and white and Kansas is in color so that we would be discouraged from flights of fancy and excited to return to farm work

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ok, sure, yeah

Kenyon Sadiq, man.

ND has more interception return yardage than passing yardage