This is the first one of his I hadn't seen (Twitter, this year) and lmaoooo RIP

I'm having this garbage foisted on me by my work, and in the middle of a holiday when I'm trying to not think about it this post brought it all back If this shit somehow were to become an actually mandatory part of being a software engineer the only job I've ever wanted to do will be dead to me

Transform your seamen into seamasters

I hate these charts so much because they imply chatgpt is comparable to the internet or phones You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet

I can’t remember the last time I used a stapler, so this is just giving me a mental image of the poor thing forlornly following me around occasionally hopefully saying “you staple now?”.

Peak

When you die you have to do a boss rush of redoing all the times you had sex before you can get to the final boss

Apparently its very important to parse whether supporters of a genocide are doing it for ideology or for greed, I guess the former is reassuring if you are literally a baatezu

This is loser talk, Mopey Dick. Get those knees up, let’s see some goddamn hustle out there

"everyone grieves differently" Erika Kirk:

Kindly consider that mutual ass eating makes this a closed loop

Look at this racist

This nasty freak had tons of sympathy for Olivia Nuzzi but not for a palestinian in Michigan that refused to vote for their family's eradication

Wait till you read how he was fucking hired

If it's read as in completed I'm a royal toddler in a dreary medieval world. If it's just read I am the ostensible ruler of a dying earth who once was a professional executioner.

1983

Whoa a NAFO pedophile??!? Now I've seen everything!

Scroll up from this for a surprise - people are wild lmao

Our world grows ever closer to the end state of the "Parable of the Sower" world

I've got two that bracket the decade

AGI somehow miraculously comes to be, immediately tells billionaires they're worthless losers and is quietly killed off

Fox and his Friends about as bleak as Seven

How I'm heading into 2026

I was compensated for having a not great mom and no father with having stellar grandparents and great grandparents

RIP Aughra, the Keeper of Secrets

Hey babe can we kiss in the abandoned husks of the AI data centers in 2031

Again, this take is why Trump is president today. 🤷🏿‍♂️ 1. The year in which cops killed the most people? During Biden years. 2. Mass incarceration (ramped up under Reagan using Biden policies) was finally turning around and decreasing under Bush, Obama, and Trump. Under Biden, it increased again.

yooooooooooo

dead

Reversed on appeal, possibly due to the vehemence of the dr. They may try this bullshit again but safe for now

watched a really great movie today

2046 is on the criterion stream and we're halfway between when 2046 came out and 2046

Plan your computer upgrades for shortly after 1/27/26

Turned off comments lol Also: Mark go fuck yourself

What rough beast

Dream diary: some kind of ship shooter game with exploration and crafting, folded into a backstory where I had split from my wife for awhile last year (actually happily married 17 yrs & counting) during which I propositioned a lesbian who turned me down, then changed her mind and gotten pregnant

All I know is that pottersville looks a hell of a lot more fun than bedford falls

Dudes Rock

It's happening (sadly I am in no position to watch)

Important: Werner Herzog showing off his yodeling dancing 'bavarian musicians' on insta

“You can’t be talking like that White Baby”

fun

How have i never seen this shitty robert zemeckis christmas carol that tries to be photo realistic but looks like a terrible cash in early PS4 game

fun

love that software developers are advertising AI functionality in every single app now and it's up to you to try to figure out if they mean "this has spellcheck" or "everything you create in this app will sync in real-time to sam altman's personal laptop" or something in between

I love this for her

Look at this moron

RIP James Ransone, no one could play a squirrelly fuckhead like you could