My mom called ME and got an attitude. Babygirl I’m not your little friend. I’ll cuss you out and block you. Better call one of her other children with the bullshit.

I want bbq so bad. 🥲

I popped on to let my mind wander during the day and y’all are talking about BASKETBALL?? I’m in hell.

Yes! I debated upgrading to a king

Red Wings need a better black jersey

Hunter House really moved. 😩

I didn’t expect to enjoy it as much as I did.

We put our foot down on our mom cooking the whole meal. Slowly working up to her not cooking at all. She’s almost 70

Pears

Are biscuits a side??

Pizza

Mint chocolate chip

I love Nolan but this is fair.

Hostess with the mostest. The nightmare before dinner is the dinner party of your dreams.

Whenever people say “this doesn’t sound like America” I wonder where they live

The way I howled 😭😭😭

23 hours until this dinner party. 27 hours until it’s blissfully silent in my home again. 🥲

I log on and this is the bullshit I see???

Gotta double tap him on the forehead before you start booing.

A chai old fashioned and raw oysters, followed by a Caesar salad and Prosecco.

Men are cheap and men are easy.

I should have taken today off. But we persist.

Grateful to have experienced it. Happy to never experience it again.

Same. I don’t find 90% of pranks funny. Especially pranking strangers and people still send me those videos. Like why??

No paywall on a great article of the state of apartments from the ownership side. Reminder if this escapes my bubble, talking shit about Detroit is anti Black www.crainsdetroit.com/crains-forum...

Allegedly 50% of people are dreading family conversations next week and I want you to know you don’t have to go. Turkey is not that expensive. Cook at home. Save a headache.

I don’t like someone and we will be at the same event. I plan to overdress. Stepping away from my all black for something that turns heads. Being petty is forever.

Impressive to skedaddle like that in slides.

One side is constantly perpetuating political violence

So muting texts on apple still gives you the notification that you have a text? So what’s the point of muting?

While I do think this is aggressive, at least she’s refunding people. I have small business horror stories about getting my money back when something didn’t ship.

I prefer it. You got about 5 texts before I’m irritated.

“Among 16 men…”

All of them are lying. It really isn’t a multiple meaning thing. Issue is they think we’re stupid and the middle middle is trying to prove them right.

Silk press season. You mean wear a hat season?

We knew where she stood and so did her fans. She has stood with predators far too often for us to ignore.

A certain demographic will be eating dry ass turkey with their conservative family members next week. 🙄

Homeowners fight against it. And property management companies are getting the rent because it’s so expensive to live on campus.

The American urge to measure in anything other than standard measurements.

He has a girlfriend???? Legitimately shocked by this.

I want to put on comfy shoes.

Welsh, Scottish, or Irish. Like when did you start sounding like that?

These are so mild.

Yes lol

I cook twice a week. I go by budget, schedule, and ingredients in my freezer.

Fresh pepper is a must.

As a person without anxiety I do feel for people who experience it and have to fight through it every day. But also the constant validation makes me want to never speak to them again. Because your stress is not my stress. Stop interrogating me and figure it out!

Turkey bacon tastes like cardboard. But why are you seasoning beef bacon?

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Amenities. Nicer gym. Package room. Stunning pool deck. Floor to ceiling windows. High ceilings. Vinyl flooring. Stainless steel appliances. In unit laundry. I’ve seen some truly luxurious places but I’m too cheap.