A nice woman asked if she could share a little Jesus. The best giggle 😂😂

Hold please as I file for bankruptcy. I have something for that.

I spoke too soon. I don’t like hair in my food. Wax. Laser.

Pedophiles supporting pedophiles. A tale as young as time

Technically straight by force.

Hot and sunny with a gentle breeze

A very tall 5’1

Crispy edges pancakes

Body butter. Fuzzy socks. Fan on. Eye mask. Glazed donut gang. White noise.

El oh el. It does not.

No. And I make no apologies

Crowd funding a deep freezer for my meat from the farm. $0/$250 I can buy the meat. They have a payment plan.

Lestat is more perfect than the books.

I’m allegedly attracted to men. But men get cute for other men not for women. So attraction is forced lol

Loser was charged verbiage. My apologies.

You know you made it when the chef introduces you to his kids. Will be investing in Cass gear for the Renni babies

Would you partner with a woman and have them do all the work was also an option…

A bitch I hated sent me a picture so far in his lap I saw the light side of his beard. I dropped his belongings at his mom’s house. And later beat his ass. 😌

When you have a designated driver behavior.

I’m still wholesome!!

Wings 🧍🏾‍♀️

The devil as he was getting evicted.

I didn’t get the job that had me do all those fucking interviews

Menfolk need to just sit tf down!!

And hairdressers who work with the hair on your head, not just wigs and weaves.

As soon as I can’t tap to pay you don’t need my money

Outside sales will have you in a funeral home doing outreach 😭😭😭 Mind you I was hired for marketing and outreach

That’s literally the entire foundation of the institution of marriage.

I find it funny how people widely complain about how hard math was growing up and also complain about new math saying it makes it harder. Baby harder than what you couldn’t understand the first time?? Maybe if you had the scenic route as a kid you wouldn’t be getting scammed as an adult.

People being poor drivers is linked to the illiteracy.

20 miles of continuous construction with only 5 miles where construction workers were present. #PureMichigan

No worries. They won’t be able to vote soon either.

Nope. I’ve taken swim lessons three times as an adult and it just doesn’t stick.

I have decided that I’m going to transition my wardrobe. I’m at a point in my life where all my pants require pockets.

Asked a job for their bonus plan adding a note to them that the salary was below market by tens of thousands

Does outside know it’s May because tf is this weather?

I’m planning on leaving permanently and I’ll have a home base but continue to travel

I was supposed to register for a golf event. I forgot.

I texted my mom instead of calling her and she asked why I’m in a bad mood. Girl I don’t know! But I don’t want to make it worse or share thank you.

Have your own money and live your own life.

Lemon meringue is a pie and so is cheesecake!!

Several countries I have no business going. And places I have visited that I don’t need to return to as well.

Menfolk aren’t even interesting enough to talk about for this long. Please rest.

I wouldn’t even get boobs until I was in my 30s but that did not dissuade old men! And at my big age there are menfolk who are UPSET to discover I’m a full adult.

I only hang out with my chronically late friends when I have the mental capacity Because they never text that they are running late and I get antsy thinking something happened.

As the obvious least favorite child I’m not looking forward to tomorrow.

I can’t stand a man always in my face and in my phone!! Get a fucking hobby!!

Omg! Let the baby eat in peace and without audience!!

Storygraph and this to read pile. 🥲

I don’t have brothers. So I’m the one my sisters call when there are problems. I’m the youngest. And 5’1. Like hello? I’m little, but let’s get to it!