Since I had unexpected company yesterday I didn’t get anything done after frolicking. Which means this weekend I’ll be full on clean and organize mode not relax mode.

So this is the new angle to get people back on the baby train.

And I still have one more show to watch. Am I about to drink coffee?

Oh this is the beginning #hotd

I have no loyalty to Olandria because other than Esther I don’t know her. But calling her light skinned is crazy.

People who went to HBCUs did you attend a wedding where they played sweet Caroline?

Hey Barbie let’s go party

My toes are Barbie pink. I’m hyperventilating. I hate it. But they’re closed. And I’m lucky to get an appointment

I’m so sleepy. And I want to be outside

I was given a modesty towel for a pedicure. Embarrassing

Historically, opinions always came down to can and will you fight?

And this is why I opt out

Reapplying sunscreen in public is the sport

Ok rubbing an ice cube on your mosquito bites does attract people

To Minnesota add 2. Driving through Ohio. I have to stop in Cincinnati. So add 4

My sister called me fat this weekend and I’m confusion l.

The meat needs a bone and don’t piss me off

I’m very boring but opt for better tomorrows as soon as someone is further along than I’m willing to go.

I need a friend like this because my dumb ass was like I can DRIVE 13 hours to Montreal. 😭

I don’t understand why people like her at all. 🙃

I need a long weekend in Chicago this year. It’s been too long since I’ve seen my sister city.

I’m doing a citrus themed birthday party for my family to celebrate with me. Are fans too much? What about candles? I feel like there needs to be a goody bag.

Having worked at an actual leasing office that accepted housing vouchers, the profit would be there if the government paid on time.

I’ve also been slowing down on drinking. And I’m really about to be the no fun friend. Lol

I’m the worst water sign. Because my birthday is hot so I want to go to less hot places that I can’t visit off season. I was forced to have backyard birthdays my whole life. Please let me enjoy being dry on my birthday.

I just close my ears when a friend says they shopped at Shein. Because I did fight for my life finding clothes. And I’m tired of overpriced polyester too.

Do people who stink know they stink? Or is it like smokers who are nose blind to it?

My friend wanted to come over and use my pool today but instead of saying that she asked what I was doing first. Then asked as a follow up. Don’t piss me off. I’m in full swing on my day now.

I don’t mind sex scenes but the laziness of using rape as character development for women dictates they need to go!

Me to straight white people in Detroit.* *corktown is excluded.

Do balds put sunscreen on their head??? Or are you just frying like bacon?

Every brand has an American 250 years sign and what are we celebrating actually?? Like look around!! No one is having a good time!!

Every day it becomes obvious I don’t have what it takes to join a cult lol 😂

I’ve considered this as someone who wants to retire abroad.

Am I going to have to mute gentrification or will this be wrapped up soon? Because people are just pretending to not understand the issue.

My birthday trip and party. Separate events.

It’s so funny being the youngest of my siblings because none of us lived the same reality.

What are three things you’re looking for in a company? To be paid at the top of the pay scale To be paid on time. To be paid additional bonuses

I almost never use filters for my pictures, but for people who always do. Does it alter the way you see pictures of your unfiltered face? Or is it like makeup?

I do support a little summer fling for other people.

I have a few questions about megamind… am I the only one who didn’t know his head was put together like this?

My worst nightmare situation. Playing nice on a day I didn’t want to be perceived because I made the mistake of sitting at a bar and looking approachable. I want to run into traffic.

What a recession indicator

“You look about 18/20” Is this a compliment?

Listen because once again, I’m not a lover girl.

I’m about to become a scammer because why are menfolk such losers?!

My phone is dying. I wanna go home. 😔

Asked my friends for help with my birthday project and I might actually hire out the graphics. I think it would be fun to be surprised.

I have 70% less bad tummy days since I gave up on dating. ☺️