“If she looks materialistic, why would you go over there with no materials? “ ☝🏽 🤷🏽‍♀️

Niggas. Dark, light, slim, or chubby! Short or tall (preferably short)

All the time! But my success rate is dropping like flies. 🫠

First, Plastic Off The Sofa & Virgo’s Groove. Now, cheesecake??? Is there no end to your madness this week?!

You are so right. Cheesecake is a bad bitch. Love her thick ass down and I love me, too🙂‍↕️

The way I have MDD, BPD, and sleep apnea… I ain’t worried about a fuck thing.

God when he designed 🍆

You can’t shoot at someone and then dictate how they decide to shoot back.

Accountability feels like attack when you’re addicted to validation

"If it helps. Since Death's blind ass can't read a map."

@iran @mexico @venazuala 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500 Also 1100 S. Ocean Blvd., Palm Beach, Florida, 33480

BREAKING: Israeli sources say Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei killed in strikes. Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/4u1Txa3

So the haters can continue the narrative that she’s out of touch and money hungry?? (Two things can be true, tho 🌚)

If I reshare something that’s AI. Tell me. I’m correctable. I won’t crash out on you.

Which is why I’m glad I’m not on fb because I’d be forced to call them all brainless idiots.

us millennials living through all these historical events 🫩

Welp, there went my post *** clarity. We really live in a shit hole of a country.

this is the reality of the situation…

ICE Uses a Prior DUl to Detain and Search Everyone in the Vehicle Lawrence, KS

How about two?

Damn, that was so good, I wanna buy MYSELF a short set.

Now who was talking about me and my coworkers?! It’s no harm if the person was already dead! (Or don’t exist)

So so sooooooo….. This work week whooped everybody’s ass, huh??

I love this song.

Anybody else love lying down?

I LOVE human beings and what we’re capable of. I also really HATE human beings and what we’re capable of. *sigh*

Off duty pigs Plumber Tow truck driver

You mean look exactly like their fathers with wigs on? I noticed that too. It must suck to be transphobic while being a victim of it.

This dress is meant for a black woman. I will not explain further.

I did, but we no longer speak and honestly it’s for the best.

BITCH!😭😭😭

“The fries gone get cold the fries gone get cold” You see how you immediately went negative??? That’s not how we create a verdant community

Maybe a few mozzarella sticks for variety. Y’all might be on to something!!

I would get involved with that

I was just playing! Virginia is for lovers! We mean well lmao

It is, move out our way! 😭

The meme of choice is confusing me… You on that booger sugar??

Well deserved 😭🥰💕✨😂 The hardest Female MC to ever touch the mic 🎙️😩

It’s Friday! Be happy, fuck nigga!!

💸💸

Umm…

Y’all niggas are hell! 💀💀

Good morning, y’all! ✨ music.apple.com/us/album/not...

*gasps from court room *

Whew! I’ve been accused of dealing in street pharmaceuticals, selling 🐈, and doing c*ke. Now the c*ke rumors were hilarious to me because it was a guilty by association thing, but it was all lies.

👐🏾

Next question, Tameka.

Thespitroastcouple >>>>> ✋🏾🙂‍↕️🤚🏾