Woke up feeling every twerk and split I did on that boat yesterday. I'd do it again.

I actually have a pic with all three. At my son's grad school graduation all three was there. Everybody kept saying you a bad woman lol.

30 hr road trip with my exes aka my homies. I'll just be chilling and sitting pretty, they don't play about me!

📍New Orleans

I made the rookie mistake of saying this edible didn’t do anything… and then I heard, “buckle up.”

The problem isn't your friends not showing up for you. The real issue is, you keep calling them your friends! 💯

Bring back men that don’t need poppers 😭

Delulu is the solulu!

Aww she was trying to surprise him. You ungrateful mofos lol

He said he thought they were flying she got me on a f-ing train 🤣🤣🤣🤣

She was pussy footing around and made them late.

The couple sitting behind us on the train just a fussing and I'm just a listening.

Choo choo time! 🚄🚄

Me: Hello Ex FIL: This Kesha? Me: Yes Ex FIL: Why you sound like a yt woman? The beginning of our phone conversations since 2005. A restaurant couldn't wait for me to come pick up my to go order because they never saw a yt Kesha 🤦🏾‍♀️. I feel your pain.

See how there's no leos 🙂‍↕️

Whew she be so mad and swear there's nothing wrong with it.

Why does it seem like more people suffer from depression in today’s society as opposed to the past? I often blame social media. Or is it nothing new, just acknowledged more in today’s time?

I always get what I want! 💙💙

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I really don't be liking all that talking because I can't hear good. I hate saying huh during heated fellowship.

A ninja with a name is hilarious 🤣🤣 made me think of the video that said don't ever trust a ninja born on his birthday!

Just getting home after being out since this morning, and now I’m too exhausted to pack. I reckon I’ll be running around like my head is cut off in the morning.

Lightwork 😜🤭👿

We have several bright yellow “Watch Your Step” signs and a large rug at the front door, yet I watch people trip into the lobby daily. Doordasher just did it and he cussing down lol.

My coworkers said they wanted to wear pink today and that's the type of shenanigans I'm always down for! On Wednesdays we wear pink!

I know the exact moment the crazy button got activated.

Listen…. 🚬 ☕️

Fugg it, we ball! Let me see what I can get into lol.

Bruh, filling up at the gas pump is getting diabolicaler and diabolicaler! I have to fill up twice a week. It may be cheaper for me not to work at this point.

I truly was able to be a child and teenager. Life really was simple and fun.

Summers in the country with my cousins

Boomerang

Blue

1991

The best nap

K-Mart

Rodney King, Columbine High School massacre.

Everything! I'm glad I grew up during that time.

Traces of My Lipstick x X-Scape

The skating rink

I was able to drive around before I had my permit or license.

None of my dumb decisions was recorded and posted on social media.

I absolutely love going to therapy ❤️

Yep after my divorce I was horrible. When I realized it I started my celibacy journey for almost three years.

Is this a safe space? 👀👀👀 cool… cool. Well since we talking about it, I always be wanting to fuck sum. Everyday and damn near all day. I be wanting to fuck 100% of the time.

A sunny 78 with an occasional breeze.

You know when you have peace in your heart. No blessing is going to miss you. Don’t allow anyone to ruin your peace ✌🏾