Nothing against those who love sex, but baby I can’t date someone who’s always horny. Go read a book and unhand me. 😭😭😭

if i could live underwater i swear i would

I love when those Alabaster Disasters fuck around and find out.

Please stop yelling.

Figured 🙄

I have this hunch the victim of that ICE shooting in Minneapolis was white, that’s why they haven’t named them yet…ijs

If I can’t bury my nose in your crotch after the gym or a long day …. Then let’s just be friends lol

Going “at it alone” does not mean forever. It can be for now, while I recalibrate what access to me actually costs.

So incels can’t get a girl and actively try to ruin everyone else’s lives through politics. 🤦🏽‍♂️

A white nationalist group was led by Enrique Tarrio, an Afro-Cuban man. Just gonna sit that here. Because just through the whole planet away🤦🏽‍♂️

When I was a kid, it went down in the cubby hole - They did not watch us 😂🤣😂

Regretting all of the naps I pretended to be asleep for during in kindergarten…I need that sleep!

if you not comfortable in silence & stillness then leave me alone. Silence is GOLDEN over here. 😭

I know what I want and im sticking to it. Periodt!!!!!

PSA I am, in fact, not the everyone he speaks of… Carry on~ 🤣😂🤣

My kink is depth, and it feels increasingly rare to find~

I don’t cut people off easily. I just stop negotiating with patterns that show me where I stand. I crave friendship, but I no longer confuse access with loyalty. Solitude became the place where I stopped being misunderstood and started being safe.~

What’s the point of sharing your nudes on a hook up app if you’re millions of miles away? Are people in need of validation that badly?

Two days of aggravation later and my 2026 budget is DONE. Weekly, monthly, annually and synced to both our calendars. Fully functioning and I’m pretty f’ing proud of it 😂🤗💪🏽

Help the Bear!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Monday isn’t here yet and I already feel this way😩

A genuine friend doesn’t undermine you in rooms you’re not in. They address issues with you, not about you.

Genuine question, how do arguments work in poly relationships? Is there a mediator, or does it turn into a pile-on? Because the conflict management alone sounds exhausting.

People ask us about adding a third all the time. Two birthdays, another anniversary, multiple date nights, sexual upkeep, and emotional availability? That’s too much labor for me. Hard pass.🤷🏽‍♂️

Who really wants someone tryna hump on them all the time? 🙄

About to use my late lunch break to bmm, a wfh perk 😏

He has slowly become my absolute favorite artist. It’s the consistency for me! 🤗🤗🤗

Just gonna leave this right here…be safe now 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

So we all woke up horny today?

How the nut gets past my glasses is beyond me 🤦🏽‍♂️

Everything I’ve ever known in life has been a lie! 🤣🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

I hated Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Because time doesn’t stop for anyone.

Time moves way too fast the day before you go back to work

You ever date someone and beef with one of their friends? Not like secretly we like each-other beef, but I see how you move and I can’t fwy beef?

Triggers are real. So is accountability.

I firmly believe there is no reason or excuse for bad behavior amongst adults. Explanation is not exemption.

This is why I keep my ass home 🤣😂

Look at y’all 👋🏽💪🏽🤗

Good Sunday Morning ☀️ Fuck 🇮🇱 Fuck trump And fuck anyone who supports them

My therapist 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

What dick day is it today because I’m seeing a lot of it? 👀🤔

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Kung Fu Hustle is a fucking riot - I’m in tears 🤣😂😭

Shows and cartoons that were addictive to us as kids - Who y’all got?

The person you are and the person you present should be one and the same. If you’re not who you want to be yet, practice until you are. In the meantime, stop fronting.

Me & @imindminesb.bsky.social would take quite a few of y’all to second hole city. I’m just saying we see y’all😉😜😈

*Shameless Plug* Oh fellow PR fans if you like to read or listen to audiobooks, there’s a story about 6 black young adults who get super powers and have to save the world IJS It’s right here ➡️ tceseries.com

I like all the Beyonce songs everyone else hates - If, World Wide Women, and Satellites are my favorite songs from Bey 🤣😂🤣

Which Power Ranger were you?