I miss Saturday morning cartoons…

You too can be a beautiful person, inside and out…just stop being a dick🤷🏽‍♂️

Clark Kent Superman 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾 Who else has a dual identity? Glasses vs No Glasses 🧵🪡

Made it to work safe and sound. I had an edible so I’ll be nice to everyone for an hour or two, and m finna order lunch now…life is pretty good today~

You’re probably doing great, so stop fucking doubting yourself!

I love kissing, actually.

Creating your own peace is so important

sorry, if I like you, I’m gonna wanna sniff it 👃🏾

“Raising your voice at me is basically playing Russian Roulette with my personalities. Respectfully... lower your tone before somebody clocks in that wasn't scheduled.”-unknown

You know what kind of hate you have to have for someone to wish that their phone only charges on a specific angle?

Come on VA!!!

…He’s calling his friends and family and apologizing in advance. I don’t have bail money….😭😢😭😢

Honestly, I want the tapes, I just know it’s comedic gold right there🤣😂🤣

I love how laughter rings so loud around here~

I’m married to Morticia Adams reincarnate and you can’t tell me otherwise because what!?!🤣🥴😂

No one reads my profile header…I wish they did, it would save so much time🤦🏽‍♂️

One thing ima always do is stay out of the way.

So fucking annoying…blackmanlover like we’re collectibles foh 🙄😒

How do you feel when someone tells you, “ your dick is too big”?

At every pivotal point in your life there has to be someone there to cosign your growth. I heard it referred to as a "witness to change". At your most alone or most painful times there is always a person peripherally that can say "then he got back up!". Even if it's the person holding you down.

Don't be ashamed of your creative outlet. 🙏🏽

Christian men being homophobic is hilarious. You drop to your knees and worship a half naked man on a cross then drink his blood to become one with him. You doing tricks on it, my boy.

It’s like each generation has to learn the same lessons 🤦🏽‍♂️ - Anyway this mindset reminds me of Jerry Springer tv - I never understood attacking someone that owes you nothing and letting the person slide that lies to you~

Idky but I have this thing for tryna dick him down while he’s on the phone. I just feel like it’s funny asf to be talking to ya friends tryna hold back moans🤷🏽‍♂️🤣😇

*Hole pic *Hole pic *Hole pic *Pic with black dick in the hole *Hole pic Hey sexy

Finish the sentence Unsolicited Yt men in your Dm say shit like…

I think I’m the only one that check out peoples pages after they like my post to see if they are reposting white folks…I don’t need that type of negativity on my TL at all😂😂😂

Asking for a seat and my face is right tf here!

Going from “I don’t cuddle” to climbing on me in his sleep and holding me like a body pillow is the type of change I like to see 😉😜 w/ @impartialheathn.bsky.social

My comforter smells like sex in a small room with no windows….and I…I kinda like it 😈

A lot of complaining on the TL today…y’all need a reset?

I need y'all to understand that I am slowly disintegrating after this 💀💀💀💀💀

Show me a picture of you as a baby - I didn’t like people then either 😂😇

Good Morning 😈’s

The weekend only being a day and a half doesn’t sit right with me.

The prudes when somebody posts their wagon at 10AM on a Monday morning:

People love marching for a protest, but how about we do an economic strike for a long period of time? Something that affects the bottom line, that’s all they care about.

Pushing me out and off, while moaning “YES!” is a diabolical combination 🤣😮‍💨

So last night we had drunk sex @impartialheathn.bsky.social demolished me…again! Two hours in, bedroom, living room, riding, standing up, on my back, on my stomach, legs up, headlocks…the fucking works! I don’t think my ass will talk to me for a while…I just 😮‍💨🥴damn 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

My turn 😈

This song makes me want to frolic 🧑🏽‍🩰

Hey ya’ll! Looks like all is finally right on the skircle sphere! 💪🏽🥹

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY

nowadays, people don't want to listen to anything intellectual. they just want you to shut up & post that butt so they can nut

One a y’all popular people should start a hairy chest pit and torso thread IJS

The birds loud af outside 🙄

Drunken sex is just fighting at this point. Fight for my walls, my breath, my life…lil things, ya know

This one is personal 🎓💯

Gas is $4.49…what is life rn 🥴

So the pain passed…but I’m milking this shit! 😩😂🤷🏽‍♂️😈