I’m waiting

Night out with work mates yesterday was exceptional ☺️. Haven’t laughed that hard in ages. Struggling today, but entirely worth it 🥰

I got fed up with the bush this morning so did some drastic manscaping ✂️. Forgot to moisturise after so now sat at work the itchiest that anyone has ever been in the history of all things itchy 😩.

8 and a half hours of solid sleep, it’s fresh scone day at work and I’ve got a work night out later with people I properly get on with - this Friday is shaping up pretty exceptional 👌🏻

I present to you: man who is very tired, but also having a jolly good day 🙌🏻

Team, I’ve had about 3 hours sleep because my silly brain wouldn’t turn off. Am I gonna be a big brave boy about it and still make it into the office? Absolutely 👍🏻 Am I gonna be a little ray of sunshine and competence as always? Maybe 🫳🏻 Will I enjoy it? Absolutely not 👎🏻

I need everyone to stop what they’re doing and clap for me please! I’ve had the longest day and ubereats just notified me to say that my favourite Lebanese place is 30% off and I’m STILL cooking pasta 🙌🏻🙌🏻

I even sent him a picture of my butt by way of an apology and he’s still holding out 🤷🏻‍♂️. Bitches love butt.

This is the best photo of my butt I’ve ever taken and to be honest, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to top it. Time to retire from humpday posting? 🧐.

Do you know how in some games quest items glow so you can focus in on them? Same effect tan lines have on a nice butt. Big fan 🥵

Ok, you’ve all convinced me. I’m gonna watch Frankenstein tonight!

Head feels so much clearer today. Nice board game evening with good friends, and not eating junk for a few days seems to be working wonders 🙌🏻

Gotta be this one, for sure 🙌🏻

Today is not a banner mental health day, team 👎🏻. Just can’t seem to shake this funk - feeling flat and foggy. It’ll pass, always does, but it’s taking its time!

I finally made a letterboxd! Add me, if you’re into that kinda thing 🤷🏻‍♂️ boxd.it/hcyll

Almost exactly a year on Bluesky! Thank you all for making it so wonderful - I couldn’t ask for a better bunch of bloomfs 🫡❤️

This was fun last time - again? ☺️ ngl.link/pjr211307

Today I will be watching both the good Mummy films in celebration of the announcement of the fourth, and desperately trying to resist getting Taco Bell to cure my hangover 🙌🏻🤞🏻

Day 8 #HoevemberHighlights: @georgec94.bsky.social A bloomf who's caused much debate: twink/twunk/Otter? A mystery! Dearest Georgey has a heart as beautiful as he is, and is equally as likely to make you smile, as he is make you... 😏 Look at him in those Calvins... Love you Georgey 😍

Cozy vibes today - fresh from the bath and out to walk the dog! Then - gaming in my pants for the foreseeable 🙌🏻

Feeling tremendously unhealthy at the moment so I’m gonna try to go a couple of weeks without takeout at all. I can already tell you it’s gonna be one of the hardest things I’ve ever done 😩. Food is the best.

I could never in good conscience date someone with a piss kink because I have such a shy bladder.

DnD tonight 🙌🏻 ⚔️ (Photo unrelated, it’s just been a while since I posted one of these!)

Also, I’ve just bought my Download 2026 ticket and teenage PJ just did a full on backflip out of excitement 🫠

It’s Friday 🙌🏻. Hope you all have a wonderful end to your weeks. May your cocks be ever fat 🫡

If you wanted an insight into my notes app Bsky drafts - I wrote this at 5am the other day apparently 🤷🏻‍♂️ ‘He’s a ten but he thinks Final Fantasy 9 is the best in the series (he’s a four).’

Just found a grey nose hair, it’s over for me! 👨‍🦳

Mundane but important thought: why does grated cheese taste so much better in a sandwich than sliced? Is it like a twirl bar being better than a dairy milk even though there’s less chocolate? Air is the flavour maker. Much to think about.

Had a dream last night that I accidentally Whatsapped a dick pic to hot colleague and I woke up this morning in a panic convinced it was real 😮‍💨😮‍💨

You can tell a lot about a guy by his Pokémon choices 🧐 pk-diagram.pages.dev/prefer

I hear @pjr2.bsky.social likes this kind of photo 🤭 Happy Hump Day!!

Hope everyone’s having a splendid Wednesday! 🙌🏻

My cat is looking really grumpy today and I just spent a good minute mocking him out loud about his privilege before realising that was both petty and ridiculous.

I really want to do this again because it was so much fun, but I’ve now done all the low hanging lore fruit so it would get hella weird and deep hella quickly.

I think one of my dream jobs would be to write all of the random books, scrolls, journals, letters, computer files and emails you find in Bethesda/Obsidion games - nothing important, just the fun flavour stuff. Seems like it would be a hoot. At any rate - this game is great and full of flavour 👌🏻

Today’s work uniform is a comfy hoodie and basketball shorts - WFB (working from bed) for the foreseeable 👌🏻👌🏻

Reposting a little for vanity (I love these pictures 🤭) but mostly to showcase what an absolutely wonderful guy Joshie is - just completely full of love and he goes out of his way to add positivity to this platform. So much love for him ❤️

In other news, I fell down the stairs today and landed flat on my now very bruised butt. Would not recommend.

I have the ‘Find sexy guy on my skyline -> like all of his sexy pictures -> go to follow -> already moots’ pipeline NAILED on this site.

Literally my Bluesky tenure to date - you’re all so crazy handsome 🥵

Maybe it’s his not so subtle way of telling me to stop being a whorebag on Bluesky dot com

I was attempting to take some MCM thirsties for you all but he interrupted 🤷🏻‍♂️. He’s the boss - feel free to raise a complaint.

Oh and I also had my first threesome and that was awesome 🙌🏻

Had a mini break and went off grid for a few days - highly recommended it! Head is in decent order for the first time in a while and got plenty of gorgeous hikes in ☺️

Oh hey! If you were wondering, Outer Worlds 2 is excellent, but definitely don’t just jump off buildings because your Rotom will NOT save you.

It me 🙋‍♂️

This is tremendous news 🙌🏻🙌🏻

New taco truck has set up 3 minutes walk from my office and I’m fully ok with how poor I’m about to be. Today was Cuban pork and tilapia (separately) and they were just incredible 🤤👌🏻.

This morning I clocked a colleague with a shiny Gyarados tattoo and had a lovely impromptu catchup/natter about Pokémon and board games. Interactions like that make coming to the office completely worthwhile 👌🏻☺️

Good morning Bluesky friends ☀️. Nearly there! Have a great Thursday 🙌🏻.