Happy Monday handsome people in my phone 🫡. Hope you all have a wonderful start to the week!

So I’m feeling a bit better about things than I was this morning. Silly board games with my silly friends helped a lot ☺️. Some Sunday scaries - but definitely manageable 🙌🏻

Having a bit of a flat week, and it’s exasperating a pretty negative headspace. It happens, and it’ll pass - but I’m not feeling myself in a big way at the moment. Just feel like I have no thoughts, nothing to offer. Spending the weekend with good friends - hoping the familiarity helps 🤞🏻

Hades II is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

I drunkenly came home and ate a whole ‘more to share’ bag of white maltesers by myself. I credit that choice for why my hangover today is almost non-existent. Stay tuned for more health tips ✌🏻

Ooky spooky lighting 🎃

When’s the optimum time to post cawk on FCF? Not for me of course, for a friend 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ok - so a week on and the things that impressed me most is the battery. It’s insane - I haven’t charged it in a couple of days, I’m pretty glued to it, and I’m still at 45%. When I do charge it, it’s back to full on basically no time. Genuinely so impressive.

He’s only gonna and done it 🙌🏻. Massive sense of achievement. I intend to celebrate by watching Scream 2 (finally) and eating takeout 👌🏻.

Coming to the end of a huge project I’ve been working on since I started this job in April. It’s been a massive responsibility for me, joining and leading teams I’ve never even met before with a lot of responsibility to get it across the line. I’m honestly so proud of myself - I’ve been able to add

Just got messaged by a huge crush but you wouldn’t know it because I’m being really cool about it.

Appreciate that it’s sacrilege to post bulge on a Wednesday! Apologies Bluesky 🫡

See bulge, post bulge 🤷🏻‍♂️ (This is live, I’m just doing as instructed and these joggers were doing the job nicely 😂)

I’ve started replacing my third double shot coffee of the day with a peppermint tea. Living so clean 🍃 🧘

Tiddy Tuesday - that’s a thing right?

I’ve just found out that Americans call apple crumble ‘apple crisp’ and I think that’s really sweet.

Some of you are so beautiful it’s unbelievable, like - how do you just go through life being that handsome? Doing normal everyday stuff, but looking like you do? Groceries? HANDSOME. Laundry? DOUBLY HANDSOME. Moochin about eating snacks and watching TV? Face meltingly HANDSOME. Need a minute.

I just burnt my tongue on a fish finger sandwich and I’m about done with today 👎🏻.

Autumn sun hitting nicely this #MCM 🍂. Hope everyone has a marvellous start to the week!

If you see this, post a concert pic you took. Linkin Park, Jakarta, February 2025 (I’m so bad at taking concert pictures)

Almost definitely one of these! I’ll let y’all decide 🤔

The water pressure here is excellent 😶‍🌫️

Well folks - we’ve reached the ‘rampantly horny but too lethargic to do anything about it’ stage of the hangover. Send help or pictures of your butts please 🍑.

Also, you should all do this because it was hella fun and I want to get to know you ☺️

Pinging this back up because I was pretty proud of it and I’ve got a load of new moots recently - an excellent way to get to know me 🥰

I’m having a hungover Sunday, so would love to answer some questions to distract me from how rubbish I feel! ngl.link/pjr211307

Favourite TV comedies in no particular’s order! Ted Lasso The Office (US) Parks and Rec The thick of it Veep Fleabag 30 Rock Fawlty Towers Shrinking Scrubs (I’ll inevitably post this and think of about 17 more 😮‍💨)

Bluesky should allow group chats - I want to tell bloomfcouple that I think they’re rad but I don’t want to do it separately as it feels disrespectful.

Talk about a perfect Saturday morning 🥰

I just invented a new word -‘hornestly’- i.e. ‘Hey mate, I hornestly really badly need to eat your butt right now’. Happy to offer it up for mass use but I’m going to need you to credit me. (Nobody tell me if it’s already an established thing - I like to feel like a creative now and then)

Ok I fell asleep so that stayed up way longer than intended 😮‍💨😂

Yup, I love it - so quick and everything’s seamless. It’s nice and sturdy too, and the aluminium has a nice tactile feel to it. Not sure about the ceramic backplate and some of the curves look a bit 00’s, but overall a tremendous bit of kit and definitely an upgrade on my trusty 14 Pro Max.

Oh I’m very aroused 😮‍💨

A not insignificant number of people have commented on how dapper I look today - which is lovely - but doesn’t it somewhat imply that I don’t normally? Much to consider.

I’ve just had a letter to say they’re back next week! RIP my sleep 🪦.

I am genuinely curious why some mutuals have gone back to the other app. I get staying in touch with friends, but between the ads, that an evil man owns it, and the general anti-lgbt and white supremacist posts under every tweet, it just boggles me bc your eyes make these people money.

For a top I spent an unhealthy amount of time today trying to take a decent picture of my butt - anything for you guys 🫡

Heading out for the evening, but there’s always time for #humpday 🫡

Josh is not only gorgeous - but absolutely one of the nicest people on Bluesky - Moot spotlight of the day! (A regular Moot spotlight actual sounds like a really lovely thing to do 🤔)

Good afternoon Bluesky 🫡 - hope everyone’s having a splendid humpday!

I just really like food 🤷🏻‍♂️ - if I could just my way around in constant rotation that would be the dream.

I’ve just sent a five minute voice note to a US crush explaining the various tiers of English local government and their powers/reaponsibilities - why, how do you flirt?

Leomon was the best digimon and that is a hill I will gladly die on. (No I am not a furry)

I haven’t been on grindr for nearly a decade and every post I see about it on here reminds me why. It just sounds like a broken app that would leave me completely frustrated 😮‍💨

Lost my nerve - but fun while it lasted 🫡. Thank you all for joining!

It’s tricky sometimes on here to find the line between horny/wholesome/shit posting without just being fully chaotic. I’ve ended up just posting what I want to - which works for me, but I hope I don’t turn anyone off by switching gears? Either way, I love it here and thanks for putting up with me 🥰

I can already tell that today is a metric tonne of Taco Bell 🔔 kinda day.

hot people delete their twitter accounts because they don’t want to contribute to a cringey transphobic chaos agent’s hateful content machine 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Also, happy #MCM 🫡

This plump butt trend is 100% healing me by the way - keep em coming 😮‍💨🥵