3 content labels feels a bit extreme 🤔

Thirsty Thursday! 🫡 (I just really like these photos and I wanted an excuse to post them 🤭)

Hope you’ve all had an excellent Butt-day! ☺️

Absolute banger 🤘🏻

Does anyone remember Sonic Underground? Now THAT was Saturday morning cartoons at its best 🙂‍↕️

I good do with some good vibes and positivity today! Who are your feel good follower recommendations? Someone who brightens up your feed ☺️

5am commuter crew rise uuuuup 😮‍💨🥱

I’ve clocked in over 30,000 steps and I’ve eaten so so much.

Happpy Monday Bluesky frens! Hope you have a splendid start to the week. I randomly booked today off and I plan to aimlessly wander around London while @otterlyuseless.bsky.social is at work - locals feel free to drop some suggestions! I like geeky stuff, museums, galleries and FOOD.

I wish I liked wearing a cock ring as much as you guys seem to. It always feels so constricting and uncomfortable! Gotta let him breeeeeeathe 😮‍💨

Me @ literally all of you

I ate a giant sandwich and got sleepy so I’m now in bed playing Pokopia instead ☺️🙂‍↕️

Am sleepy hungover boy and I have a day of socialising ahead! #prayforPJ

Maaaaan Bluesky is amazing. I never cease to be genuinely blown away by the kindness and support from here. Thank you for making me feel so so much better about myself ❤️

Happy Thirsty Thursday 🫡

Happy Thirsty Thursday 🫡

Today is my Friday and I’m so excited for a long weekend ☺️

I got about 3 hours sleep last night and I’m waaaay more feral than usual. Almost definitely participating in thirsty Thursday later to perk myself up! 😮‍💨

Aaaaaaaaand now in technicolor! 🙌🏻 (This counts as Tiddy Tuesday as well, right?)

Happy H(aircut)umpday ☺️

Humpday in the office always feels like such a tragedy 😢

Happy Humpday! I nearly choked to death on my cereal this morning so I will be treating today with caution 😮‍💨

Adding pollen to my ever growing ‘list of things that can get to absolute fuck’. So far it is pollen and Hulu. Will keep you all updated 🫡

This could be fun! Assume something about me and I’ll tell you if it’s true or not. (Also doubling up for #MCM 🫡)

There’s a guy on here who consistently likes all my posts, then when I’ve followed them back unfollows me. Just really bizarre behaviour. I ain’t falling for it again 🫡.

Some Oscar’s thoughts; - I’m properly happy that MBJ got best actor, he clearly deserved it. Sinners generally is exceptional and he led an amazing ensemble. - I’ve not seen Hamnet yet, but clearly I need to! Jessie Buckley has always been the best part of any film she’s in, and I’m so glad she’s

I made it 🙌🏻🙌🏻 🥱

Timezones SUCK. I wanna stay up for the Oscar’s but I’m already eepy - why can everything in the US happen before 2pm ET??

New (to me) jumper and it might be my favourite 🙌🏻

Hello Bluesky friends 👋. Don’t let those Sunday scaries get you 🫡

Also Hulu can get to absolute fuck

He did so well 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Introducing @otterlyuseless.bsky.social to Sinners tonight and I’m keeeeeeen 🙌🏻 (he’s gonna love it)

Ironing in the nuuuude always makes me feel like a daredevil 🤘🏻

👋👋👋

Birmingham boooooound 🙌🏻. (First time visiting! ☺️)

This show was so important to me growing up and I love it so so much 😮‍💨 🧛

Two for one this week! 🫡🫡 #MCM (Hope you’ve all had an excellent Monday ☺️)

Apple calling me a buttface 🥺

Two for one this week! 🫡🫡 #MCM (Hope you’ve all had an excellent Monday ☺️)

My time to shine 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I had morning sex for the first time in ages today and my day has been substantially better because of it 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Happy start to the week, Chums! Let’s kick this Monday’s ass so we can all get back into bed and play Pokopia 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Aaron just started talking to me about someone called George Russell taking pole and I was like ‘oh nice, good for him - who are they?’ but it turns out he was talking about formula one 👎🏻

PJ was disappointed I missed this trend, so this one’s for you 🤭 @pjr2.bsky.social

I dance like a dad at a wedding and it is EMBARRASSING

I’ve ended up in the brewers, which seems to be a new tradition for me 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

London boooooound

New beard balm smells like lemongrass and it is delightful 👌🏻👌🏻

Just unbelievable - all the stress has been squeezed out of me like a tube of toothpaste 😮‍💨.