Aaaaaaand the non-monochrome version because I like the photo 🫡

My alarm went off 45 mins ago and yet I’m still in bed 🤷🏻‍♂️

Aaaaaaand the non-monochrome version because I like the photo 🫡

First #MCM of the year! 🥳

Also seems to highlight smaller accounts that I might find interesting really well - which is great 🙌🏻

15°C in the office, team. Freezing my nuts off 🥶. Hope everyone is having a wonderful Monday!

I fear my ass may be getting too fat as I’m running out of unsplit chinos 😮‍💨

Celebrated Sibs-mas today and my sister smashed it - evening sorted! 🙌🏻. Going to put it together and finally watch 28 Years Later.

Are you guys ready for a totally original and not at all universally recognised gaming opinion? …they badly need to do a reboot of Simpsons Hit and Run

Properly enjoying this so far. There’s a lot going on so it can feel a bit overwhelming, but night city is so well put together and the mechanics are awesome!

I’m a GREAT driver in case you were wondering 🤷🏻‍♂️ (I am not a caterer though)

I also had a dream (nightmare) last night where my ex signed me up to a cater a friends wedding without telling me and then spent hours criticising my driving while I panic pulled it all other. Woken up mildly cranky. Nothing that classic Simpsons and a posh coffee can’t solve though!

I got excited to post for MCM but then realised it’s Sunday 😮‍💨. Time has lost all meaning to me.

Evening plans fell through so I’m going to try out Cyberpunk 2077 for the first time - late to the party, but better late than never!

Clearly taking lessons from the best (@colootter.bsky.social) on how to be dramatic. A wank, pizza and a bath have kept my expiration at bay.

The mood is strong today folks 😮‍💨. I’m going through a colossal dry spell at the moment and if I don’t get between some cheeks posthaste I fear I may expire 😵.

Past PJ guilt overscheduled this weekend to the absolute max and now present PJ is paying the price 😮‍💨. Stupid past PJ.

I’ve been using this all day instead of following and it’s excellent. Highly recommend it. Seeing fresh content tailored to me from new faces, mixed in with tonnes of mutuals. Big fan 🙌🏻

First DnD sesh of the new year! 🙌🏻 🗡️

Delete your Twitter account x

Most popular posts of 2025 - a good mix! 🥰

❤️❤️❤️

5 minutes, half an hour - who’s counting 🤷🏻‍♂️

This seems completely democratic and fair 🙂‍↕️

Most popular posts of 2025 - a good mix! 🥰

Celebrating the final Humpday of the year! 🫡

Happy new year Bsky friends 🎉. 2025 was really challenging for me, but I’m so grateful for all of you for supporting me through it. You’ve given me confidence, friendship, and warmth when I needed it most - means the world to me. You’re all wonderful ❤️. Here’s to an excellent 2026 all round! 🍾

Celebrating the final Humpday of the year! 🫡

Also, I dreamt I was Spider-Man last night so that was pretty cool 🤷🏻‍♂️

‘Dr Cross said games made social interactions more predictable, and allowed people to experiment with things like conflict resolution’ …me and my group are clearly playing DnD wrong… Study explores wellbeing impact of board games www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I am now tremendously full. There will be no Towel Tuesday 🐷

On a scale of 1-10 how weird would it be to eat my pizza in the bath?

Happy Tuesday 🙌🏻. It’s my first day back at work - wish me luck team 🫡.

If you guys haven’t played Discounty yet, you really should! Fun cosy shop sim with serious Stardew vibes 👌🏻

Chest probably looked best here 🫡

Chest probably looked best here 🫡

Finally caught up! Excellent first two episodes. Every chance I’m redownloading New Vegas as we speak! ♥️ ♦️ ♣️ ♠️

My bedrot recovery and gaming day has turned into a bedrot and be feral day. (I have been VERY h-word on main recently and for that I apologise 🙏🏻)

At the time: Dragonball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 2 - the best of the series and great multiplayer versus 👌🏻. Now: Oblivion - all day long 🙌🏻

Nailed it

Ended up in the pub for my friends birthday so these are on hold, but I’ll answer what’s in there when I’m drunk later 🍺 🙌🏻

Hey! I plan to be in the bath for a loooooong time later this afternoon so feel free to send me some questions to answer ☺️ ngl.link/pjr211307

I am home 😮‍💨

Hey everyone, don’t forget to wish @bforestry.bsky.social a happy birthday and tell him how handsome and lovely he is 🎂 ❤️

I’m heading home today - have loved my Christmas here so much but I’m looking forward to my own bed and taking a ridiculously long bath 🙌🏻

I haven’t had a wank in four days because I’m sharing a room with my mate and lemme tell you I am not handling it well. I honestly don’t know how some of you lasted an entire month 😮‍💨

I got my first 1k post and I might retire from Bsky. It’s been fun gents 🫡

As promised 🫡

Merry Christmas you beautiful people - be merry! ❤️🎄

Voice reveal from way back to meet the trend! I’d do another one but I’m far too full of Christmas merriment 🎄(and I look tired and hungover).