happy #mcm from a very happy boy (sorry you’ve had too much nudity the past week)

did someone say #mcm?

happy place 🥰

Getting back at 1:45 this morning and having PJ there waiting for me was the perfect end to a really great trip 🥰

Good god I never want to fly into Heathrow ever again, it’s taken me 4.5 hours to get home 😤

Hasta Luego Barcelona 👋🏼

Airport restaurants really are an absolute scam aren’t they

what about the hairless ex twinks who have been cursed with smoothness 😩

me to many many people (but mostly PJ)

Well this is a fun upgrade, hello to the greens only 🥰

I can’t wait to see you 🥹🥹🥹

the most expensive beer I’ve had in two weeks, I guess i best get used to it 🙄

I’m so proud of this. It took so much work to get did:pic developed and tested including with the community of amazing testers I had the privilege of working with. Getting Apple to approve it was a total nightmare but it finally happened and it’s finally real. Spread the word! It’s here. 🥹🫪🫶

Lads it might be coming home

last night here ☀️ can’t wait to come back in 6 weeks 😂

I’ve had such a lovely holiday, but my god am I excited to see PJ tomorrow 🥵

There is a very surprising number of children at this clothing optional beach tbh, and I think it’s strange.

Last beach day!

Ok fine I’ll jump on the trend What Pokémon type am I?

Confessions II is banger after banger tbh

happy #fcf 🙂‍↕️

PJ is making me FERAL tonight 😩

this walk made me incredibly sweaty but then I got naked in the sea and it was glorious maybe I’m a bit of an exhibitionist??

I have sand in places I never want to have sand again

It’s still hump day right??

I did not do sun lotion correctly today

I love Sitges so much, I’ve already booked a room for me and PJ at the end of August for our first holiday together 🥹

I wish sand was nice

I love beach

beach day ☀️

Should definitely get myself a pair of speedos this week.

I’m sorry but I will be forcing you to live vicariously through me whilst I have a delightfully gay holiday

I love being on holiday ☀️

did someone say #mcm?

Okay so this balcony is the perfect sun trap 👀

Absolutely phenomenal work from our boys. They have battled so fucking hard and deserve that win 🥹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

It is too late for football but I am pushing through 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

¡Hola! from Sitges - time for the actual relaxation leg of our holiday ☺️☀️

Week 1 completed ✔️ Valencia has been lovely but I am ready for a week relaxing in Sitges 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

My hair is awful after an afternoon at the beach

I can finally say I’ve been skinny dipping 🙊

My balls are blue and I would like to see PJ now 🥵

I will say the lighting in this hotel bathroom is fantastic

The very few photos in which I am actually playing football are really not flattering at all

¡hola! from Valencia 🇪🇸

I am sweat on a stick

I’m going to melt at this wedding, but at least I have this giant mirror

Out of office on until 13 July 🥰🥰🥰

today’s wfh attire

I don’t think I can name a single charismatic footballer, their post match interviews are always so bland