Does it count as an April Fool’s prank if I moon you? 🤪 #humpday

hi I’m thinking about cumming, who can I speak to about this

#mcm feeling like might cry monday 🥲

Ok but do I go to bed or do I listen to +Perra+Bitch and dance around some more

Not pictured: my mask, gloves, or money sack to complete the half assed robber outfit for this costume party #scs

Felt right to start this one on a Thursday (no real-life murders today though pls)

Happy hump day, friends 🤗 #humpday

#TowelTuesday brought to you by a hotel with fiddle leaf figs healthier than I could ever dream of having 🥲

Sunday scaries are outweighing Sunday funday this week ☹️

Never watched Heated Rivalry but I’m wearing a thong at a hockey game out of respect 🏒🫡

There’s something beautiful about Fridays on here ☺️ (it’s the penises)

You can smack it if you want 🫣 #thongthursday

Starting hump day off with a bit of reading in bed ☺️

Is it Friday yet? 🥲

Aretha Franklin, an orchestra, and a bar bathroom to start off this #softcocksaturday ☺️ #scs

May you all be blessed with dreams of fat cocks this fcf eve 🫶

In case anyone’s wondered what I’ve been up to 👀 #humpday

Accidentally played Pokopia for like 7 hours 🥴

Anyone else able to say Ditto to how their weekend’s gonna look? 👀

Exercising great self control tonight ☺️ (not staying up until 5am playing Pokopia)

Some tea to start my Tuesday 😊

Can I caption this something about going out for dinner even though I took the photo at home? 🤔

🍃🌱 brb 🌱🍃

Stroking my way through the day 🙂‍↕️ #fcf

Are you helping keep me steady, or are you putting my balance to the test? 👀 #humpday

Regularly scheduled Monday blues 🥱 #mcm #monochromemonday

Do I want to read, play video games, or jerk off?? What a dilemma 😫

1000° shower softie 🧖‍♂️ #scs

TGIF, as they say 😌

being a good little gay and buying Hilary Duff tickets

from bush to beard #fursday

wow look at the time (it’s masturbate o’clock)

One post for each cheek today #humpday

Spread ‘em 🔫😡 #humpday

Is it true that posting dick cures a headache? ☹️

Vibrating cage on and going to the movies 🥰

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More rising than shining for #fatcockfriday but that’s ok 🤷‍♂️ #fcf

Pulling the curtain back on hump day 👀 #humpday

Slow start on this towel Tuesday 🥱 #toweltuesday

Post-bj teeth brushing ☺️

Can’t sleep 🤷‍♂️

Crying because I’m back in the snow. Can someone come make me feel better? 😢

Thanks to yesterday’s cancelled flight, #fatcockfriday has been rebranded. Still #fcf, but it now stands for #flyingcockfriday ✈️🍆

Flight cancelled and stuck in Cancun 🥹✌️

I swear that objects in mirror are c̶l̶o̶s̶e̶r̶ larger than they appear ☹️

raw and leaking (my nose, I’m sick ☹️)

8 days into Mexico and still no sunburn 👏 (also #tummytuesday I suppose)