Wanted: Friend to make fun drinks with and not be a lil bitch Interested parties pls enquire within

PSA: I’m making Jell-O shots for a bbq tomorrow and there is a strong chance of drunken ramblings. I apologize in advance 🙏

Feels a bit late for a #humpday post, definitely too early for a #thongthursday post.. what even is this?? 😣

It feels too early for the trees to be changing colours already ☹️

Grabbing fat cock Friday by the balls #fcf

I’ve posted every other day this week so how about a sweaty #fursday pic to keep the streak going?

@ohsillyme.bsky.social’s done being subtle about what he’s looking for 😈 #gayart #ass #bottom #gaysex #gay #malenude #art #nsfw #thirsttrap

Open up the floodgates and let the ass pics flow, it is now officially hump day!! (don’t bring other time zones into this pls, just let it be hump day) #humpday

Just a lil #tummytuesday peek 🫣

Splash of yellow on this lovely #monochromemonday 💛🌝 #mcm

Would a little #sundaybunday help anyone with #sundaycumday?

Cooler weather means it’s time to start reading again

silksong was not meant for me, I’m about to put my head through a wall 🙃

May your hump day be blessed and your cheeks be out, amen #humpday

Does the tip of the soap dispenser remind you of anything, or is it just in my head? #sundaycumday

Silksong is cool but it’s also testing my patience. Been very close to throwing my switch across the room multiple times out of frustration ☺️☺️

what better way to ring in fat cock Friday than by jerking it at the stroke of midnight

Watching summer slowly disappear and trying not to cry about it #thongthursday

friends group chat is reminiscing about the app Yik Yak rn but I can’t bring up that that app is how I sucked my first dick 😔 so I’ll share that tidbit with bsky instead

Does it still count as a hump day post if the humps are out of focus? #humpday

Anyone else grinding against their bathroom sink while listening to Death Bed by Powfu and brushing their teeth or just me

Not sure if this is the best drink I’ve made tonight or if I’m delusional, but I can’t just pour it out and go to bed (def is and def should) now accepting prayers and love xoxo

It’s just me and a large pepperoni pizza against the world (everyone went to bed again) 🥲

I know I said this account was not for drunk ramblings but the URGE is strong tonight

Thursday night’s drunken 🟢 IG story post is today’s Soft Cock Saturday post ♻️ #scs #softcocksaturday

this account isn’t for drunk ramblings, it’s for horny posting. pls forgive me. back to the regularly scheduled programming shortly 😔🙏

Drunk, alone, and $70 worth of McDonald’s because everyone else went to bed, any song suggestions???

Drunk and going to Florida on a Thursday, hey now, hey now

I know it’s hump day, but isn’t there also something about pink on Wednesdays? 🤔

Mostly b&w so still in the spirit of monochrome Monday 🤫 #mcm #monochromemonday

Took a picture that could be a fun mcm post, but also thinking it could be good for hump day.. pray for me in this troubling time 🙏😔

Typical Towel Tuesday #toweltuesday

It’s 1:18am and I’ve officially missed Sunday cumday, does that mean I can’t cum? 🥺

Hump day ft. balls Pt. 2 - with a special guest appearance by The Tip™️ #humpday

Finally 100%’d DK Bananza, maybe now I can return to a somewhat normal sleep schedule

Put your legs in the air if you enjoy monochrome Monday 🦵⬆️ #mcm #monochromemonday

I humbly submit this photo as my first official participation in fat cock Friday 🫡 #fcf

Reminiscing about hump days gone by, like this one in Cuba #humpday

Soft cocks and a long weekend, what more could a guy ask for? #scs

sorry guys my mom said I’m not allowed to this week :((

Is today the day that I properly participate in the time-honoured gay tradition that is fcf??? Is this it?? 🤔

Hump day ft. balls 🍑🍒 #humpday

It’s 1:30am and officially hump day, why does it feel like legally I have to wait until morning to make a hump day post??

Why does this #tummytuesday feel like the twentieth day of the week?? Would love to crawl back into bed 🥱

Could we swap the first S in #softcocksaturday for sweaty instead? 🥺 #scs

Some parts of me have a harder time waking up than others #fcf

My mcm post was blue, so why not hump day too? #humpday

This is what killing two birds with one stone means right 🐦🐦🪨 #toweltuesday #tummytuesday

Monochrome Monday, but make it 💙 blue 💙 #mcm #monochromemonday

How I’m avoiding the reality that the weekend is over ☹️ side note - does buying a pro controller qualify me for gaymer status, or how do I unlock that?