Just a little holiday PSA. Be good to each other. Dad said. 🤟🏼

Nintendo Game Boy Ad for Dazed & Confused Magazine, 2001

Stuff my kooshy, daddy

saturation with Tolkien spinoffs has somehow not prepared our culture for the arrival of dark lords bearing a gift that everyone becomes convinced they can wield to accomplish great things but just makes them dependent and start whispering about preciouses if you suggest just throwing it away

People who don’t believe in fair wages and business practices shouldn’t be allowed to wear union suits.

Shakily convincing myself I can’t walk a mile in 4 minutes so that I wait for the bus instead.

I haven’t muted ‘MTG’ yet because I enjoy some of your Magic: The Gathering posts, but I’m seriously reevaluating.

i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable

Wishing I was back here instead of at off-site meetings all day this FCF.

Two Guys, a Terminator, and a Pizza Place.

Someone on this bus straight up smells like ham (complimentary)

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Goon With The Wind

Deeply unserious country

Finally… the Aurora Borealis HAS COME BACK to the Twin Cities!

He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake.

Starting TONIGHT, I’m raising money for Extra Life with my pals at Known World United! At 6pm CST, I’ll be playing a D&D one-shot as my best boy Ferdinand. Stop by for the festivities at: www.twitch.tv/knownworldun... and donate at www.extra-life.org/participant/... if you’re so inclined!

Start to finish, voting took 10 minutes with friendly election staff and a passive-aggressive post-it on the shaky voting booth. Minnesota rules. Go vote.

Poetry is everywhere.

This reminds me: While not as nationally reported on, there are two other progressives running for mayor in major US cities. I have seen them compared as the Zohran of their races. We have Omar Fateh for Minneapolis & Katie Wilson for Seattle. If you can vote in those cities, I’d recommend them!

I think it’s very funny that every time a progressive is about to win an election, papers splash pearl-clutching headlines that amount to, “If this candidate wins, the biggest assholes in town will leave!” as though that’s a bad thing.

I’m so vein. I guess I think this song is about me.

The new Bluesky icon is giving big toilet paper packaging vibes.

Throwback #MCM and where id much rather be right now:

Alanis fucking Morissette. Goddamn.

They don’t have a signature cocktail for this Alanis Morissette show and that’s a shame - I think it would go down well in a theater.

Finally, hostile architecture for the gays.

Shout out to the old lady who, along with her luggage, brought a brand new, still boxed toilet to the airport.

A tantalizing, meaty abomination.

This Play-Doh accessory better calm tf down

Not even remotely the play experience I was anticipating.

Saw some of you at Kwik-Trip.

Scheduling a Friday afternoon off-site meeting is cruel and unusual, but also the office space had the tallest urinal I’ve ever seen, so I’m calling it a wash.

Computer: enhance

This guy ❤️

Good morning.

Post you from a different era.

Chiitan has a dream. I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past. I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination. Until then, let's all support each other🤍

In case of emergency, speak clearly and directly into the anus.

That’s the stuff.

A hospital cafeteria called Graze Anatomy.

My sense of humor is very dry, but that doesn’t stop me from wondering what it’s like to have one that’s wet.

Throwback Jocktober and FCF, brought to you in part by a Friday full of meetings and viewers like you.

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

When Homer compliments Marge’s lamb chops in Lisa The Vegetarian and Marge slyly replies, “you might say the secret ingredient is… salt.”

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Leave a message and I’ll call you back.

If you see this, post a bridge

Subtly downgrade a band. Maybe

I’ve been sick, and it’s lovely to feel human again today.