Just discovered that I left wet laundry in the washer for a week or so and it feels very unfair that I’m not allowed to just set my apartment on fire and walk into the sunset never to return.

Mandatory Pride viewing

It’s June 1 which means it’s time to bust out my best tweet.

Select your gender for pride: 🔳 Man 🔳 Woman 🔳 Cowpoke 🔳 Fairy 🔳 Sewer Rat Gangster 🔳 Angel 🔳 Robot 🔳 Scalene Triangle 🔳 Your Devoted Servant 🔳 Grackle, Pigeon or other Unappreciated Bird 🔳 Parasitic Creeper Plant 🔳 Does Not Apply 🔳 Come back with a warrant you federal bitch

happy pride, shoutout as always to the 1978 gilbert baker pride flag which had pink and turquoise stripes for SEX AND MAGIC AND ART, and in this house we support gay sex and gay magic and gay art

It’s called “looning” and all the North Woods birds are doing it. www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

It’s the night before Pride month. Don’t forget to accessorize tomorrow—there’s really only one thing you need!

I would never do "ass play." That sounds frivolous and I am an adult. If I'm doing anything it's ass work

Given all this bsky account flagging talk this morning, feels like a good time to announce this project as a way to encourage queer artists and muses to have an independent web site or presence away from social media queeralmanac.org

i'm ready 🎮

A message to my LGBTQIA+ followers: Become ungovernable. Get wild. Suck a dick. Fight for your rights. Suck two dicks. Gather your friends and rally. Suck three dicks! Tell the government to get wrecked. Use the bathroom that aligns with YOUR gender identity. Suck four dicks at Olive Garden.

Starving whale? Krill issue

Goon but not forgotten.

I don’t care, you should never side with any company over a drag queen.

Midwest estate sale gem. 😂😂 Seemed like something @worrierafterdark.bsky.social would find. lol!

So true, bestie.

using a penis pump on a hot dog to get more hot dog

Pass it along - please let us see your pfp in its full sized glory.

A mediocre coffee shop called Espresso-So.

Jesus Christ

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

What’s up?

Biggest weakness

Behind a pane of glass AND at shoulder height? Easily the worst glory hole I’ve ever seen.

daaaamn london

Hi, it’s this one.

Spotted on Tumblr…

Just found the unattended bowl of Skittles someone left out for the office that consequently no longer has any purple Skittles.

Remember when Nintendo ads were horny for some reason

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

Do you have an elderly or disabled neighbor in NYC? Be a good neighbor and let them know about the free air conditioner program. if they earn $3473 or less a month, NYC will cover the costs of an A/C. Last summer we had 95 degree weather. (via @leahfrombklyn on twitter) www.ny.gov/services/app...

The real question here is: am I being asked not to punch or kick the button, or am I tacitly agreeing not to defend myself against whatever emerges when I push the button?

I think about her a lot because of this

It’s true about the baby, but surprisingly good with a torque wrench for an infant.

Naturalist activities include: wolves.

Spitroasting? I believe you mean a brotisserie.

While the world’s eyes are on fashion’s biggest night, we’re turning ours to the garment, retail, and warehouse workers who keep the industry running. From true love found on the picket line to a free tailoring school out of a Brooklyn basement — meet the New Yorkers who make it all possible.

Hey bud, do you work unloading trucks at the sawmill? Because it's time for you to log off

Hashtag MCM

never has minneapolis needed to celebrate the sun coming more than at the end of winter 2026. ICE are not gone completely, but we still won, and it was incredibly cathartic to see this ceremony at mayday about protecting our neighbors, grounding why we did this work. i love this city

10/10, no notes.

ALIKE IN DIGNITY

Beyond tired, but got my hair cut. Please clap.

don’t skip! post you in another country

Find peace, fuck rocks, is kind of the plot of Steven universe.

Find peace - fuck rocks

A nationwide warrant has been issued in the first criminal charges against an ICE agent for on-duty actions during the enforcement surge in Minnesota.