Find peace - fuck rocks

A nationwide warrant has been issued in the first criminal charges against an ICE agent for on-duty actions during the enforcement surge in Minnesota.

The cake is a lie.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

"My cloaca!"

what’s for dinner? 🌭🏳️‍🌈

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

This guy 💙

God this poem is haunting me again.

me too, Marge. me too.

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

At 40, human knees should fall out like baby teeth so new, more powerful knees can grow in their place.

New Pussy Von Faggot just dropped

Marcia Gay Harden implies the existence of Marshall Straight Soften

Finally, a legal pad for tops.

Important discovery: new mug holds three Nespresso pods instead of the usual two. Good morning.

Not in the mood to whip it out today, so I’ve traveled back in time instead.

Was gifted an Apple Watch and I think it’s going to be pretty useful once I stop forgetting it every time I leave home.

OK so this young trans gentleman was cut off by his parents, has been unable to get MIT to up his financial aid, has been working multiple jobs while maintaining an A- average AT MIT (no one does this), but he is gonna need to actually pay his tuition to graduate: www.gofundme.com/f/help-matth...

Now that I’ve got feeling (mostly) in my sliced fingers, I can get back on the horse. It’s a metaphorical horse. Look forward to getting my body back to where I want it and selfies with better light.

Word on the street is these taste like ass.

teenage magritte ninja apples

It’s kind of incredible that WWE never did a PPV called The Big Show.

No more excuses for incrementalism. Not a one. Join the GOP otherwise. Same with you voters. Get out of the party if that's how you want to do business. We can replace you with one of the many independent voters who think we shouldn't have a Gestapo at all. I want a smaller tent. No dipshits

*unfroots your loops*

We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

does this help?

One day I’ll work up the courage to press the big red button in the dystopian subterranean hallway.

Nicely done

…not yet a woman

inside of the Television is a beautiful city. this city has many Homosexuals who enjoy smiling

Just wrapped up at an all-day training and I’m going to need to add to my rider that every conference room have at least one (1) big boy chair if they’re going to make me sit that long.

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

My ability to lose beard combs is only rivaled by my skill at putting my head through the arm hole of a tank top on first pass.

A Gorillaz short film by The Line studio is coming on February 27 on Youtube : "The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God". www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucRu...

Everyone’s Cummin In Millhouse

Learned today that I don’t have to present the presentation I didn’t want to present. Everything’s coming up Milhouse.

If you are in a government in Minnesota and your response to your constituents begging for help is to say that you can’t ruin the budget, you need to resign. This is an occupation by the federal government designed to ruin our lives. There is no status quo. Every priority has changed.

Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

Tired: Netflix and chill Wired:

Modern Times is a South Minneapolis staple, and a personal favorite haunt. For the duration of the occupation they're renaming themselves Post Modern Times and going to a donation-only model. Everyone but ICE can eat for free. Donations: Venmo: moderntimescafe givemn.org/story/centralimpactfund

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Never Forget

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

“Renee was not the first person killed, and she was not the last,” Becca Good said. “You know my wife’s name and you know Alex’s name, but there are many others in this city being harmed that you don’t know — their families are hurting just like mine, even if they don’t look like mine.”