Accidentally caught a straight couple having sex in their car while taking Scout potty for the night. Could the universe just not for a lil bit?

This episode of the Pitt is literally the most yinzer episode yet. I need you all to realize how expensive that product placement was 😂😂😂

And in other gay news, we having a rave in this house, cuz daddy did drugs.

What a lil pumpkin 🎃

Screaming

Maximum straight boy grossness achieved.

And just like that, no piercing, no haircut today. Just gonna be a gross straight boy I guess.

The homosexual urge to get another nose piercing today.

Love when I think i have all the skill and wisdom to build a cute DIY plant ladder i saw on Pinterest.

The edible I forgot about while halfway through my doob just now:

I do this fun thing where if any unsaved number calls me and doesn’t leave a voicemail, I immediately block and report the number as junk 🥰

Admiring the doobie I just rolled:

Yeah but does your Jack in The Box give you a lil smooch when you order the gay stoner munchies box? I didnt think so.

This bussy belongs to God.

Just an FYI, if this "Christian War" on Iran coincides with the blood moon tonight, then the Rapture™️ is imminent. Maybe this times the "time". I, for one, cannot wait for Armageddon™️.

Like a bomb pop, right down to the blue.

A clip from the moment Hillary Clinton found out Lauren Boebert took an unauthorized photo of her deposition: 'I'm done!'

Behind every evil kitty is an even more evil doggo.

In other gay news, the Hawaiian pizza is absolutely bomb. Fight me.

I submit for approval of the midnight society the Tale of The Grubhub Driver Who Called Me Because He Was Lost and told me all about his cheating gf while walking to me. I really need someone to tell me wild shit like this happens to them so I and @emilysaidxxx.bsky.social dont feel alone 😂😂😂

Wait. Are we all high and GAY at the same time right now?

abby lee miller as a dead by daylight killer when

Stop parading less than mediocre white men as the saviors of the democratic party challenge. 👏

What a lil goofball.

Lil man had an absolute blast at the water park today 😍

Edibles and Resident Evil Degeneration?

I am the Thorax I speak for the bees

Nuh uh, this isn't a thing. Ive never seen it. Nobody better dare try to prove this. 😤

High as bawllz my god the sunset is stunning. 🥴😍

I honestly cannot tell if thats really Jim Carrey. I mean, everything is off.

Do we even have a Congress anymore? Like has anyone tried turning them off and on again?

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

If I have ever personally offended you with a gay shit post... ...good, good.

Speaking of gay stoners, I have the munchies.

Gay stoners at 7/11 looking for SNACKS

Me, drinking my green smoothie like it's gonna fix my entire life:

Built himself a hole because its hot AF 😂

He couldnt possibly be cuter 🤗

Who needs a social life when I have a 13lb ginger kitty resting on my chest restricting my breathing.

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

Big shout out to my brain for giving me the most vivid and terrifying nightmares last night. Ive always wanted to know what it feels like to be dropped into lava. Great job, brain.

So, is Traitors like Big Brother except instead of being evicted theres a ritual sacrifice? Or what? Why the robes?

If someone has photoshop and is feeling a lil freaky, could someone please add the shadow monsters from Ghost 1990 to Trump at the podium? For funsies? Pwease 🥺

If you've already taken your evening edibles by now you are gay/bi. No exceptions.

Edibles and Return to Silent Hill?

Mood:

Idk why I wanna build a desert terrarium for a lizard. But I do. I wanna get two lizards in a big ass terrarium.

Im assuming this is how the gym works?