“Stassi and Katie go to see the oracle” is one of those unhinged posts you think I’m making up but it’s an actual plot Vanderpump Rules

My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash

Damn I was having such a good day too, but confirmation of some disheartening stuff I already know

Drama is happening but it doesn’t concern me and my boyfriend and I just went shopping for a new computer so nobody can tell me anything

Chat I’m gonna buy it

These nerds looked at the specs of my computer and giggled 😞

My boyfriend is taking me to Micro Center today and he’s being a big nerd and I love him

Trying to practice arching my back and feeling a tightness in my lats 😭

The military was attacked by a Stand user and you’re all laughing ?

Brittany is so fascinating as a cast member of Vanderpump Rules because every woman on the show paused to take a look at her and all came to the same conclusion “oh she’s pretty but also just a normal human she was not made for our conflicts . We must protect her at all costs”

Like I find every single anti Trans gay person’s origin story is someone who told a shitty joke once and go disinvited from a party or club event and decided to make it the hill they will die on for the rest of their life.

The crux of most useful pawn right wing people(non billionaires or hard Nazis) is they’re eternally tripling down on being an asshole because if they just destroy their opposition just a little bit more then people will finally be forced to like them.

I’m ready for “For Good” to devastate me in theaters

It's giving

I have never left this moment in time

I’m also starting to wonder if I’m becoming more colorblind

Chat I’m looking at nail polish and I’m realizing I probably can’t pull any of them off Like men painting their nails black doesn’t even count .

Every time I see DC Sub Guy I keep thinking they mean the Senate Twink

Why do people ask me to film with them and then go “for my private collection”. Like 😭 why get my hopes up for work .

<3 About a year ago, I whole ass had no idea that I could just: be a gurl The idea whole ass terrified most people in my life largely based on how long they'd known me & I had to fight over & over again to insist it was right for me. Doubt old me would've made the Dayton Daily News tho 😻😽😼

after being fairly deeply depressed for like the past year i am trying to take the parts of my life i have taken comfort in but felt guilt about and set myself up so that i can actually enjoy things and myself again while also making sure i can take care of myself and those around me

I’ve been a homebody with intense social anxiety since COVID lockdowns and I hate it. I’ve been making an effort to put myself out there and actually go to events with people and I’m happy to say it’s actually working. It sucks sometimes and it’s hard emotional work but absolutely worth it.

Arachne in Hades 2 stood all 40 toes up and I was LIVING

If you don’t like yourself and what you have isn’t working , there’s nothing stopping you from changing anything and everything to be what would make you happier. People think of “don’t change yourself for others” as this concept that if you ever alter who you are for another you’re fake or w/e

Holy shit this wind is wild

This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week. @wired.com #ICE www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...

the NYTimes is so angry that their attempts to ratfuck Mamdani failed that their headline doesn’t even include his name and they’re attributing his win entirely to “antiestablishment discontent”

Phoebe Bridgers wrote a song about how much this guy sucks

Seasonal depression is hitting me bad but I’m at the gym anyway

Hades 2 is on paper harder than Hades 1 but once you really understand the workings of the game and what you can do the builds you make are basically unfair which I love

Running without DD giving you like 40% damage reduction also clears up your arcana to run origination or lovers especially which is much more valuable at higher Nightmare because your damage needs to meet a certain threshold to beat bosses in time limits. If things die faster I have to heal less

Strength Arcana is actually so much more cracked than 3 Death Defiances and thats kinda wild to say

At their core Trump, Elon all the these fascist freaks want people to love them and they’re punishing you for not, because for a selfish and evil person they use that love to justify to themselves they’re not the monsters they are. When Trump sees how much New York loves Mamdani he’s SEETHING

This person took this when they called the race

Vow of Typhon down Aspect of Morrigan is is much fun

Who did I vote for? The girl reading this

people are so mean to our brutalist city hall

Last night has Republicans freaking out because they saw a warm up round of public opinion on them in the polls. They know it’s only gonna get worse.

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

Am I doing this right?

I beat Vow of Rivals Chronos and with the most bullshit tank build possible and still barely made it

Curtis Silwa watching the Cuomo HQ CNN footage and smiles while 47 missed phone call from Mike Johnson accumulate in his coat pocket

I wanna fuck so many of my New York mutuals btw

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

Chat I’m letting myself have hope

What’s it like being a therapist and watching Vanderpump Rules.

I’ll go down on you longer than Debra Messing’s Instagram crash out