Not allowed to say what I think should be done, but I will imply it by saying prison is too kind a fate.

I bought the FF7 Magic the gathering deck , which is like me gambling I’m gonna do one line of coke and hope I don’t get addicted

what if you’re not a himbo but just … stupid??

My lab tests say I have a very high hemocrit and iron levels

Prue has signed up with Blackwater I fuckin called it five years ago, this is the only way it could end

My long term plans have been to leave higher education for a minute, but apparently those plans have been fast-tracked, as I was terminated from my role today. If anyone knows places hiring in Boston (or remote), I am very open to lots of employment opportunities.

Not that I actually feel sympathy because they’re all evil , but I actually think Candace was genuinely in love with Charlie but that was never going to happen. The metric numbers wouldn’t support it,

I think of my role as a Daddy as a gatekeeper. Like I don’t want my boys to settle for a friend who has been pining for them for years dreaming of a romantic life together. Because that friend is mediocre as fuck in bed. Only the worthy will take them 😤

Being a daddy means my Gen Z twinks roasting the hell out of me for listening to songs like “Birdhouse in your Soul” but idc that’s a great song

Neutral Raw Milk Hotel

So embarrassing for Musk to not even be able to get an invite.

I just know the conservative group chats call JD Vance a 🚬

I might do a month of no carbs, which will cause me to have the Satsui no Hado but I really wanna cut for speed generation

Trying to understand Magic the Gathering and it feels like everyone has every anime magic system going on at the same time and you gotta just deal with it. One color has Stands, the other has Domain expansions, and everyone is using Nen.

You think I work out for like and validation ? That’s a bonus sure, but I do it to make sure I’m strong so if I ever run into a demon I can destroy it with my bare hands.

the idea that there’s something you can do - some level of performance you can achieve - that makes you safe from the whims of execs is something they want to avoid they want you to fear for your job, they want you to feel unsafe and unable to speak out that, above all else, is the message

something I remember from the big tech layoffs of a couple years ago is seeing coworkers with excellent performance reviews - even some who had literally just been promoted - getting thrown overboard for completely opaque reasons and realizing that was part of the point

A 400 pound deadlift isn’t enough I must unlock my Stand

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

400 on the Hex 🫡

My man just gave it to me for almost 3 hours and I just did leg day so tomorrow is going to be unfortunate

I need to either lose 10 pounds or gain 100

Hood JJK plays on my Instagram reels and genuinely the girl they have playing Maki is a really good voice actress

The GOP has offered nothing this century except for catastrophic wars. No healthcare plan; no re-industrialization. Now they're losing their only issue, immigration, as people see the violence and havoc that comes with mass deportations.

Sorry I’m late happy hump day

This deck is so mean lmao

I cried at my session today which means I’m really nailing this therapy thing

Been reading the emails for a while now and it just sorta blows my mind how it’s endless “Heu bro i’n sad the cattle humans r being mean to me again may I hav 1 of ur finest childrens come wit me im gonna destabilize South America? I think this weeknd for some profits.”

My brain had a funny idea and lmaaaao I’m 5-0 on this bitch

“So I says to Mabel I says” “Ive been calling her Crandall why didn’t anyone tell me I’ve been making an idiot out of myself “ “When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory 😭”

I’m so grateful that many of my opps are just really unattractive 🙏

I know Tarantino is probably in these files somewhere. I’ll watch Kill Bill more peacefully when he’s behind bars or better

The idea of self regulating markets only works when there is true competition on both supply and demand side. Reagan and neoliberalism removed all controls preventing monopolistic consolidation. A winner takes all market with no competition leaves no options for consumers or workers alike.

this stuff has really broken me. it's simply astounding that so many people who have been allowed to amass unimaginable wealth are so droolingly stupid, so unmoored from and in fact hostile to any sense of community or social responsibility, and oh by the way they love to constantly rape children

I wish being a big dumb jock didn’t require me to learn so much shit. The fuck you mean I have to understand protein synthesis?

Every year in retail they give stores less and less hours to work with. Often because investors want to see maximized profits at the end of quarters and whatever bullshit. Which made sense to a degree when stores did seasonal hiring, but they don’t really do that anymore either.

Man the economy is in shambles , chipotle is just selling a cup of chicken and calling it a protein meal. Which yeah works for me , but definitely a sign we’re dying bro

I say this as a victim and as a lawyer and as a journalist and as a woman in public, no one, literally no one in power, cares about victims of sexual violence. This is why they promise women more police and prisons (allegedly to help them) while fancy men who are friends with Epstein go free.

I’m feeling big this morning

I reject this. They’re real robots, and they’re alive, and they’re my friends.

a power bottom twink starts cycling gear to get the attention of the muscular gay men only to find out they’re all power bottoms too

When I was talking to a dom leather daddy over the weekend we got on to the topic of relationships and I asked him about the various types he has and is after so he describe his current dynamics. Then I asked him what he looked for in a relationship/what he wanted. His answer: to be seen

this is what really killed the place even before the nazis fully took over the Venn diagram of “people willing to pay for Twitter so their replies are boosted” and “people capable of making funny comments” is just two completely separate circles side by side

I always feel bad when pups find out I’m not actually a pup , I’m just a guy has a lot of canine traits. I’m just like this all the time 🐺

Why bother with a racist show run by maga sex perverts when you can watch Japanese lesbians fighting giant pandas with a hammer?