The full, unredacted Epstein files should have already been released. #epstein #politics

Today was biceps + shoulders 💪🏼

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Egon Schiele (1907)

You know what? Hell yeah 😎

Taylor Frankie Paul is such an annoying name

Why can’t I make ONE Workday account that works with every application portal oh my god I’m tired of this shit

The Black Eyed Peas in 2005:

Happy #WorldFrogDay from Babette and her two dads. From our terrarium to yours ☺️🐸❤️

Well damn there goes everyone’s bracket 🥲 #MarchMadness #VCU #UNC

For the sake of transparency on social media: I’m in a rough place rn. I’m sad, scared, and I’m exhausted. Job hunting is so demoralizing and aimless right now and adding a move and losing my amazing therapist all at the same time with it has me hanging on by a thread

Please stop washing your chicken in the sink - there’s really no reason. If you cook it to temperature, you won’t get sick. Rinsing it off only spreads bacteria alllll over your sink, faucet, etc. and that’s far more to disinfect.

It was in the mid-80’s yesterday 🙃

Even if you are 100% convinced that Democracy is already dead and our votes won't count... PLEASE VOTE ANYWAY! I'm begging everyone. There is a critical mass of voter turnout that will be too big to fix. Please vote, no matter how bleak it seems.

I want to be friends with Orville Peck he seems so fucking cool

In an ideal world, every margarita would be frozen

Do kids still make jungle juice??? I really hope they do oh my god

My therapist is closing her practice and I’m devastated 😭😭😭 Idk if I’d be here without Dr. Anthony

In another life, I think being a landscape architect would have been so cool

No one tell @ptklein.com but we had hot dogs 2 ways for dinner tonight 🤤

Apple. Y’all gotta fix this glitch where the most recently used emoji shifts right as you’re typing You got me out here sending 😛😈 to my mom or 🤣😎 to a friend who’s dog died and 🍆👀 to my damn boss

I had a boys weekend/ 10 year reunion with my 7 roommates from undergrad and I forgot how straight guys are Just Like That 😂😂😂

Everyone keeps trying to make tennis smaller - pickleball, ping pong, etc. Why has no one dared to make it bigger??

Jeffrey Epstein was a Zionist and the only people who debate against that are Zionists. Weird. Must be a coincidence.

If you’ll allow me to be a Car Gay™ for a moment, it breaks my heart to see the German Big 3 kind of just nosedive off a cliff and throw all their heritage away. Just plastic, tacky screens, and cheap materials devoid of all character and finesse. #CarSky

Toy Story 5: Woody Flies to Turkey

Choosing not to rerack your weights is Republican behavior.

We’ve moved onto the gaslighting portion of this hellish timeline.

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

This is just thing that should be released with names.

Wasn’t feeling good about myself today but looking at these made me feel like damn ok maybe something’s happening

We went to see Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die tonight - great watch, super weird, great cast, 7.5/10

Still no clue how to pose my back 😎🤘🏼

Michael: “if there were anime conventions for housewives I feel like you’d go” Me: “… it’s called BravoCon” Michael:

I will admit this was one that I had to both click through and then search for myself to believe it's real.

This sounds bonkers & it's simply a basic statement of fact. Between Covid neglect, ending USAID, & now the vaccine nonsense, it will soon be more than Jefferson Davis.

Pam Bondi is asked whether it's true that 1000 people were tasked at the Justice Department with scrubbing Trump's name from the Epstein files. She says Trump's name has appeared "countless times" in the Epstein files. She thinks this is a win.

You’ve GOT to be fucking kidding me

I’m literally right here??? 😭

Johnny Weir is awfully critical of these ice skaters for someone who never medaled in the Olympics

Where’s the Community movie?? What ever happened to that?? #6SeasondAndAMovie

There are many reasons I’ll never be skinny but probably the biggest one is that I am such a dirty little slut for sauces and dips

AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are building—and have built—a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.

Chappell Roan is leaving her talent agency led by Casey Wasserman after he appeared in the Epstein files.

No. NO. This is bullshit. This is my money. We are Americans who stand for freedom and they are stealing our money and giving it to a foreign Nation who is bent on genocide. No. We need to stop them from doing this crap. We need to figure out a way to stop them.

Ok so do we think I could rock pierced ears??

Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level