The United States of America; the so-called "land of the free" where their "amazing and the bestest freedom and democracy" can't even give working class people free healthcare, free education, free housing, free clean drinking water, free transportation, or even free care for the elderly.

“Home Alone could never happen today because every kid has a cell phone” Wrong. Home Alone couldn’t happen today because there’s no way an entire street could afford to vacation all at once

I understand why pizza joints charge for ranch, but that shit shouldn’t be more than $.50 each. If it costs $1.00, it needs to be a large container or fuck off

Edit: Top 10 Most Guillotine-able Necks In The World

Unjust and horrific.

Songs that made me gay: When I Grow Up by The Pussycat Dolls

It’s a known rule that every time you eat peanut butter, you have to say a little prayer to thank god for Marcellus Gilmore Edson

When Dubai eventually goes bankrupt and abandoned it’s going to be such a great dystopian film set

#GVerse via @calltoactivism.bsky.social 🚨ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? Mike Johnson waited 50 DAYS to swear in Adelita Grijalva but he swore in Matt Van Epps from Tennessee 48 HOURS after his special election. Mike Johnson is a piece of shit.

I fucking love Sweetgreen

Goodnight gay people!

'I hope you don't see this barefaced betrayal as a betrayal. Love you long time'.

😭😭😭😭

This season of RHOP is so… staged? They’re fighting over absolutely nothing.

37° and raining is the WORST weather

Few thing bring me joy like sourdough toast

Mark Kelly: “Pete Hegseth is not a serious person. He’s unqualified for this job. I think he is the least qualified Secretary of Defense in the history of our country by far. & this President thinks he can bully & intimidate people? He’s not gonna stop me from speaking out & holding him accountable”

A Jennifer Coolidge Christmas album

Imagine a Christmas edition of Over The Garden Wall @ god or Santa or whoever can we make that happen please?

That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.

For my fellow contact wearers, do yours ever like.. fog up? More and more mine just seem to get foggy and smoky. I change them every 4-6 weeks and use ClearCare so they stay fresh. Might be time to change brands again?

Party of law and order

How low we have sunk as a country. The US Department of Defense is now run by a rabid war criminal. Ordering the execution of helpless survivors of an attack is ALWAYS a war crime, whether they civilian or military. Pure, mindless, barbarism. www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-pet...

Trump’s approval rating has fallen among multiple polls as he nears the end of his second term’s first year.

When someone says “adulting”

If you don’t go over to your best friend’s house to drink with their family the night before Thanksgiving what are you even doing???

The spirit of our home manifested in two of god’s silliest creatures, Aspen and Chip.

Orders aren't the law. The law is. If you're ordered to do something that's against the law, you are breaking the law if you follow that order. This is not a complicated area of jurisprudence!

White gays still using a “blaccent” as their normal voice in 2025 is wild to me

I love the Food Network Holiday Baking Championship show but GOD Nancy Fuller is such an alcoholic bitch. Send her ass to AA already

Home invasions. Child sex crimes. Homicide. Just a couple things that some of the 1500+ January 6 defendants have been convicted of since Trump released them back onto our streets. The GOP isn't the party of law and order. They're the party of lawlessness and violence.

Five corporations control 90% of the US media market. Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today. Four giants control 80% of meat processing. A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry. The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.

The existential and damn near sexual gratification of a little bit of honey Greek yogurt topped with granola and a skōsh of honey + chocolate drizzled over it

I miss the Dean & Deluca in Georgetown

Oh this thing must be full of them

Ah yes, the economic Golden Age of Trump where grandma goes without.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

It’s bone broth day 😎 v excited to make a new batch

Cake and Soda

Legitimately don’t understand how people don’t shower before bed every night Go get clean, stinky!!!!!

Whenever we watch a cooking/baking competition my favorite game to play is “How Competent is the Token Twink?” Can they actually bake or are they the personality hire???

I could easily destroy like 4 small Wendy’s burgers right now

What if we made eye contact at the Korean bathouse? Hmm??

What if owls were like parrots and could talk to you? Wow. Imagine that Wait is that just crows kinda?

Hi-Chews are a top 3 candy for sure

The Microsoft Authenticator has to be the dumbest verification app/process

I bet Steve Jobs could have made a really good fidget toy

No one talks about how scary it must be to be a fish at night

Desperately need to order new grill tents but I’m playing a fun game of how many more sessions I get out of them before they completely disintegrate 🤓

We’re rewatching Quiz Lady today and I forgot how hilarious and heartwarming this movie is