Elmo:

G⭕P Forced to glorify corrupt convicted felon This wannabe king needs to be denied his mandated glory Putting one's self on display and forcing underlings to wear it is something that has gone too far! #NoKings

Fall means time to keep tweaking my pumpkin bread recipe and forcing all my friends/family/neighbors to give me feedback 😈

Yall wanna see the best worst movie ever? Bon Appétit Your Majesty on Netflix has me cackling

Me after 3 pufferinos watching my pizza reheat thru the oven door

I know bbno$ is like an incredible lay

Starbucks is the Subway of coffee. Entirely commoditized, no character, and no reliability/consistency

Bronwyn effortlessly shutting Lisa Barlow down and not sweating a drop iktr

look at how precious and adorable our little princess is ☺️🐸

This September weather is WHACK

I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)

Two more meetings and then I can finally crawl back into bed 😭

This is incredible and I sincerely hope we can get it in the US soon

Just checking in with voters who didn’t support Kamala over Palestine: How’s your holdout vote working out?

Cocky: I’m the best. Radical Joy: I love myself and I want to keep growing and improving. Let’s share our wins together.

In case you needed another reason to cancel

I hate being sick 😭😭😭

A statue of Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein has been placed outside the White House in honor of Friendship Month

A pop up box on Tylenol dot com

There are many, MANY reasons this administration pisses me m off, but the fact that we no longer have reliable weather data pisses me off SO fucking much. You’re telling me our “great” nation can’t even properly forecast weather anymore and we’re supposed to be the “best country in the world”??

Happy First day of Autumn

It’s the addition of wheels to make the act of carrying the cross easy and painless that really tells you everything you need to know about the absolutely uncritical and selfish ideological positioning of this kind of politics.

Oklahoma is 50th in education because Walters uses kids’ education as his play toy to score his next hit on Fox. He couldn’t care less about kids.

I ❤️ Wawa

Techy besties - is it safe to update to iOS 26 or should I hold off for a couple weeks?

Absolutely. One of the biggest mistakes our nation did (at the time) was be weak on racism post-emancipation. The reconstruction era should have seen many of the southern leaders imprisoned at the very least.

LGBTQ - Listen: Get Big Titties & Quads

Cancel Disney plus, get Dropout

My husband had never heard Love Shack by the B-52s and I had to fix that immediately

Michael’s friend’s dad is a plastic surgeon who’s gonna give us some free injections

This is the playbook, folks. If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away. Do not be quiet in this moment.

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Take a page from France, folks. “Ants don’t serve grasshoppers. It’s YOU who need US.”

Oh I would be LIVID. Customers may have a class action suit tbh

Saw someone arguing about how freedom of speech isn’t freedom from consequences… like you’re so close my guy, but freedom of speech means the GOVERNMENT can’t come after you - which they now are, so

lol new clown car just rolled up

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

“It’s like no one can make a fucking joke anymore - what happened to comedy?” - the same people who are now desecrating the first amendment

California Gov. Gavin Newsom reacts to ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ being pulled off air: “Buying and controlling media platforms. Firing commentators. Canceling shows. These aren’t coincidences. It’s coordinated […] The @GOP does not believe in free speech. They are censoring you in real time.”

Gotta expel the demons one way or another 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

screw u guys im moving to Genovia

Tim Walz: "I'll tell you what doesn't make people feel safe -- a tank next to Chipotle. It's stupid and it's for the cameras ... where are the 'don't tread on me' people?"

What I wouldn’t give to live in a Nancy Myers movie home oh my god

We’re watching Parent Trap (1998) and ugh god what a class act Natasha Richardson was 🥺

bday lift: ✅

werk bitch

the face of someone who’s birthday it is 😌

Ok fine I’ll bite what the fuck is HYROX

Imagine a clothing company specializing in gorgeous, dramatic, gender neutral outerwear called “Queer Coated”

Whomever invented toast I want to thank you with my mouth