our annual Valentines breakfast tradition of WaHo and terrorizing locals with my music on TouchTunes 💞

price is nothing but a number and Beyoncé is not a renewable resource

chest day best day

Josh and I went on our first date five years ago today. It’s been the best 5 years of my life. 🩷 pls look at our first photo together from 2020 😭 we were babies!!

add me on hevy 🏋🏻‍♂️ username is sumgarf

II Hands II Heaven kinda one of the best songs of all time

Cowboy Carter hit so much harder at the gym today

Oh I wasn’t depressed I just needed the weather to be 80 degrees again and be in a speedo

Happy Saturday from me and my children, Diaz and Stevie 🖤🩵

it’s cutting szn 😩

TL asleep?

oldest selfie on my phone from January 2016 👽

look at that horse

I jumped off the couch with those traitor picks like alan ate that

dirty bulk (said how black eyed peas say dirty bit)

Bryce the red head pit crew guy on drag race is heterosexual and I just watched his heterosexual wedding on TikTok

I told the barber “it’s cold out” and he heard “buzz cut”

and Pump It Up with Sue is coming for an Emmy win so what now

just know if you post a song, I will listen. and I will add to my playlists. and I will think of you every time I listen. so thank you for past recommendations and future recommendations. example:

ok if anyone other than RuPaul was releasing his music they would be hits and im not even joking one bit

this mix is holding me over until Friday on.soundcloud.com/Yk74CW9MzdBi...

every musical number I see of Emilia Pérez looks like a Rusical from drag race

happy congestion pricing day to all who celebrate. I don’t fully know what it means but my nyc oomfs are happy so I’m happy too

back on letterboxd as one of my 2025 goals to watch more movies

at the age where I love the music they play at the grocery store

our first New Year’s Eve together to our 5th New Year’s Eve together 🥳🥂

probably a bad sign that the fire trucks are all at the side of the road fireworks stand….

who up?

merry christmas

Kacey Musgraves did karaoke at round up last night and I wasn’t there to see it 😭

snogo should have done a Dune collab for that arrakis spice idk idk

I love when people call me sum garf irl or have my name saved in their phone as sam garf 🥰

teaching my dog to defy gravity

having to watch Beyoncé halftime show with an outspoken Beyoncé hater so naturally I am making a PowerPoint to prove his talking points wrong

who up

I shit you not. Our server at dinner just asked if we were the Papa John’s delivery boys Chappell Roan shouted out at her concert a year ago on Halloween 2023

partiful doing a year end wrapped… dark sided

something so intimate about a gay sharing his vape with the group

#croptop thread bc again I don’t want it to be cold I want it to be warm so I can run around in crop tops at the beach with my boyfriend and friends!!! @stevennuke.bsky.social

this is like learning an unsolved mystery I didn’t know was unsolved

getting steroid accusations for this picture on ig pls know I am so scared of needles so I could never

messy by lola young is that song but I HATE the line about Britney…

it’s so cold I hate winter I just want to be running around in a speedo with my friends!!!! @stevennuke.bsky.social

Somewhere, in a multi-billion-dollar company, there’s a Google Sheet quietly propping up a significant chunk of their revenue growth. Like the Eiffel Tower being held together with popsicle sticks and glue—and praying nobody sneezes.

not a buzz cut but close enough and also twink death from January 2020

fighting urge to do a buzz cut

obsessed with the uk friend group who flew to nyc to exclusively eat American fast food. I need to queen out with them immediately

this healed me today