sum garf
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itâs sumgarf saturday which is where everyone either gives me a forehead kiss or sends me noods
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our annual Valentines breakfast tradition of WaHo and terrorizing locals with my music on TouchTunes đ
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price is nothing but a number and Beyoncé is not a renewable resource
10 months ago
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chest day best day
10 months ago
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Josh and I went on our first date five years ago today. Itâs been the best 5 years of my life. đ©· pls look at our first photo together from 2020 đ we were babies!!
10 months ago
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add me on hevy đđ»ââïž username is sumgarf
10 months ago
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alex đ±
10 months ago
II Hands II Heaven kinda one of the best songs of all time
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Cowboy Carter hit so much harder at the gym today
10 months ago
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Oh I wasnât depressed I just needed the weather to be 80 degrees again and be in a speedo
10 months ago
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Happy Saturday from me and my children, Diaz and Stevie đ€đ©”
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10 months ago
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itâs cutting szn đ©
11 months ago
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TL asleep?
11 months ago
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oldest selfie on my phone from January 2016 đœ
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11 months ago
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look at that horse
11 months ago
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I jumped off the couch with those traitor picks like alan ate that
11 months ago
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dirty bulk (said how black eyed peas say dirty bit)
11 months ago
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Bryce the red head pit crew guy on drag race is heterosexual and I just watched his heterosexual wedding on TikTok
11 months ago
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I told the barber âitâs cold outâ and he heard âbuzz cutâ
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11 months ago
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and Pump It Up with Sue is coming for an Emmy win so what now
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11 months ago
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just know if you post a song, I will listen. and I will add to my playlists. and I will think of you every time I listen. so thank you for past recommendations and future recommendations. example:
11 months ago
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ok if anyone other than RuPaul was releasing his music they would be hits and im not even joking one bit
11 months ago
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this mix is holding me over until Friday
on.soundcloud.com/Yk74CW9MzdBi...
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Club Cain: The Full Album Mix
Preacher's Daughter by Ethel Cain, but instead of heading
https://on.soundcloud.com/Yk74CW9MzdBikCcU8
11 months ago
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every musical number I see of Emilia Pérez looks like a Rusical from drag race
11 months ago
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happy congestion pricing day to all who celebrate. I donât fully know what it means but my nyc oomfs are happy so Iâm happy too
11 months ago
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back on letterboxd as one of my 2025 goals to watch more movies
11 months ago
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at the age where I love the music they play at the grocery store
11 months ago
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our first New Yearâs Eve together to our 5th New Yearâs Eve together đ„łđ„
12 months ago
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probably a bad sign that the fire trucks are all at the side of the road fireworks standâŠ.
12 months ago
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who up?
12 months ago
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merry christmas
12 months ago
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Kacey Musgraves did karaoke at round up last night and I wasnât there to see it đ
12 months ago
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snogo should have done a Dune collab for that arrakis spice idk idk
12 months ago
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I love when people call me sum garf irl or have my name saved in their phone as sam garf đ„°
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12 months ago
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teaching my dog to defy gravity
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12 months ago
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having to watch Beyoncé halftime show with an outspoken Beyoncé hater so naturally I am making a PowerPoint to prove his talking points wrong
12 months ago
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who up
12 months ago
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I shit you not. Our server at dinner just asked if we were the Papa Johnâs delivery boys Chappell Roan shouted out at her concert a year ago on Halloween 2023
12 months ago
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partiful doing a year end wrapped⊠dark sided
12 months ago
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Andrew Palmer đ
12 months ago
something so intimate about a gay sharing his vape with the group
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#croptop
thread bc again I donât want it to be cold I want it to be warm so I can run around in crop tops at the beach with my boyfriend and friends!!!
@stevennuke.bsky.social
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12 months ago
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this is like learning an unsolved mystery I didnât know was unsolved
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12 months ago
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getting steroid accusations for this picture on ig pls know I am so scared of needles so I could never
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12 months ago
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messy by lola young is that song but I HATE the line about BritneyâŠ
12 months ago
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itâs so cold I hate winter I just want to be running around in a speedo with my friends!!!!
@stevennuke.bsky.social
12 months ago
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reposted by
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Ryan Rhodes
12 months ago
Somewhere, in a multi-billion-dollar company, thereâs a Google Sheet quietly propping up a significant chunk of their revenue growth. Like the Eiffel Tower being held together with popsicle sticks and glueâand praying nobody sneezes.
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not a buzz cut but close enough and also twink death from January 2020
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12 months ago
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12 months ago
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fighting urge to do a buzz cut
12 months ago
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obsessed with the uk friend group who flew to nyc to exclusively eat American fast food. I need to queen out with them immediately
12 months ago
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this healed me today
12 months ago
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