Welp, we get another game of announcers acting like Pou not winning the league within its first two years is just as sad as the Maple Leafs not winning since 1967.

But that set up from Woz was awesome.

Love these PWHL announcers acting like Poulin has spent her entire life chasing a Walter Cup. "She's won it all, but she's still looking for that elusive Walter Cup" Settle down, there's only been two seasons!

With three actual whistles taped to it! Lolol

Wait, they make NYU grads go up to the Bronx and then make them sit in the outfield bleachers? Can't even let them sit on the field? Lol.

Welp, at least it's exciting today. We had to go to the basement during a tornado warning.

Good news: no Sunday scaries this week Bad news: it's because I'm at the office on Sunday 😕

Was hanging out with friends and said the phrase "when it happens" And they all just stared at me. That's when I realized I'm too online.

This year's Roland Garros poster is creepy as hell. Why is there dirt in a gigantic eyeball? I feel like I need to take my contacts out now.

You know what? Hockey Fans DO deserve Pepsi.

Lololol. The men's team played tonight. They had zero shots on goal, got a red card late in the second half, and then lost 1-0 against a team that had two shots on goal. Lower level men's soccer (at least in America) is unwatchable garbage.

Ok, I'm happy Montreal is up 2-0, but that was a pretty blatant trip that knocked Greco out of the play, which is how Flaherty was wide open. The refs would have done better to let the teams officiate themselves if they were going to make a decision to just not call literally anything

Allez Victoire!!!

Overtime in the PWHL playoffs? Groundbreaking.

How do pharmaceutical companies keep getting away with selling placebos as "allergy relief" meds?

The PWHL should sue Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towels for breach of contract.

"The five most likely players to score a goal today" "Here's what you'll win if you bet" Or...hear me out...we could just enjoy the fucking game.

What the hell is this fanduel odds slop at the beginning of the PWHL game? Get that shit off my screen.

Madisonians! What's the lowest price you remember for Stella's Hot & Spicy Cheese Bread?

It was so wonderful going to watch women's soccer last night. They actually played soccer instead of flailing all over the turf and screaming at the refs.

At the inaugural Rally Madison game. A bunny ran on the field and stopped play. The Rally Rabbit!!

We need to tear this place down and start over. Like, I get that sometimes you have to wait for a gate to open, but this is such a fucking waste of fuel and time.

Remember when Laura Stacey almost died, was helped off the ice by her wife - who avenged her by assisting on the game-tying goal with 2 seconds left - and then Stacey came back on the ice for OT and helped win the game as the puck bounced off Abby Roque's face for the win? I remember. #PWHL

Not to brag, but this is the 3rd time in 13 months that I've been in attendance when my team scored a game tying goal in the final minute and then win in OT of a championship game. Maybe send me to more games?

I repeat. Abby Fucking Roque.

Holy fucking shit. This place is fucking nuts.

Abby Fucking Roque.

All I'm asking for is one (1) goal for the home team. Is that too much to ask??

This game is awesome. But it's also fun watching the photographer use the glory hole.

Abby Roque's black eye is fading and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

It's nice to finally cheer for Ann-Renée again! Allez Victoire

Every lesbian couple in this crowd has one Poulin and one Stacey jersey. (Never two of the same) The vibes here are amazing and we're an hour from puck drop.

Ready for my first PWHL game! Allez Victoire!

The Las Vegas Snake Ice (I don't know anything about Hamilton, so I can't think of a good name)

This one hurts. His coming out story in 2013 is what inspired me to finally come out. I'm forever grateful I randomly ran into him at Court 15 at the Australian Open and got to thank him in person. He was so kind and gracious even as I was awkwardly babbling my thanks to him during a changeover.

Guess I'll be going to my first PWHL game on Thursday night!

I love Marie-Philio Poulin. I've never said a bad word about her.

The Frost are finally dead! Our long international nightmare is over!

Love to try to support one the biggest digital transformations in the history of Québec in the middle of a Habs playoff run. At the last the emergency rooms are empty during every game.

My "It's not hantavirus" shirt is raising a lot of questions....

I'm blaming Britta.

I could get a ticket to the Victoire game for $50. But it's a 2-hr drive and I need to wake up at 5 AM. Do I sacrifice sleep to go see the game? If I go through all this effort just to see Britta Curl happy, I might drive off the bridge on my way back to my hotel. I probably shouldn't go, right?

They gave out stress balls this week, and this one is apparently gooning.

If I have to work 11 straight days in the middle of Québec with no break, at least I have a good book and a view of the St. Lawrence River.

wrote about The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins, a fun show that utilizes one of our most precious comedic resources: Tracy Morgan Saying Things With His Voice type-click-type.ghost.io/please-enjoy...

The Detroit PWHL team should be called the Great Lakes Gales and then we can say "Let's Go Gales"

Maddie Rooney playing like it's 2018.

You know what this means. Whichever team dominates overtime always loses.

Gonna need the Victoire too just score here. Thanks.

"Meal prep" is just cooking for men who think cooking is for women.