Going to start a holiday decorating business called "Well Hung Christmas Lights."

Going to start a holiday decorating business called "Well Hung Christmas Lights."

Very excited for this one.

3 gay guys in their late 30s listening to the new Robyn

i would also like to be taken to mouth heaven

Finally getting back into the gym after an annoying cold. Please clap.

Saying "welcome home" to someone who is not from there nor has any connections whatsoever is kind of threatening

I work with way too many people like this. They're the same ones who brag that "I was so busy I didn't have time to eat lunch" Skill issue. People who are actually good at what they do find time to have a life.

That Steph Curry google commercial where he talks about how he doesn't like change? All it does is remind me what a gigantic NIMBY he is.

Practicing self care and going to see Wicked at that exact time in Saturday.

What the fuck was that OT? Badgers just played catch with the puck instead of trying to score. They finish with a tie against #10 St. Cloud. And that probably costs them the #1 ranking.

Badgers women's hockey playing quite poorly right now. Making St. Cloud look like they're the top ranked team. Is everyone hung over or something??

Herbert Update. The winter sun is finally on his favorite bed.

Playoff Navy?

Absolutely love that the Indiana band keeps playing Fernando by ABBA. Perfection.

The definition of masochism.

Here's my ideas for fun bowl games: - Panera Bread Bowl - DQ Blizzard Bowl (outdoors in Buffalo) - XX Go for 2 bowl (no PATs allowed) - Tim Hortons Bowl (CFL rules) - change the Fenway bowl to the Dunkin Bowl

Whatever. Regular season football is dead to me. Let's talk about what stupid bowl games we want to see. We shouldn't be stuck with just Pop Tarts and Mayo as the only fun bowls. Drop your ideas!

Cool. Can't wait to see a replay of that catch a million fucking times.

The fact that Pitt fans didn't push Pat to a mental breakdown today is a failure on us all. And we deserve this ass kicking by ND.

Wisconsin is doing better than Pitt. And somehow the first quarter in Bloomington is already over.

Welp, Narduzzi is manifesting a 100-pt loss. That asshole deserves this.

Ugh, go away Notre Dame fans. You're not a part of this. This is about Pitt fans ruining McAfee's life.

What a fucking baby.

This is disgusting. Stop treating Pat like he's a human being deserving of any respect. At least there's a good tennis match on right now.

First show of the Madison broadway season.

I mean, that's a low bar in men's tennis. But yeah, I can't think of anyone more likeable than him. Lol.

It's #Humpday, do you think these briefs are too small?

Growing up, I thought this was called a "beef on wick" and wondered what the hell a candle had to do with it.

I would go to a Reese's Bowl every single year.

Honestly, if every bowl game put in 50% of the effort as the Mayo or Pop Tarts bowl, it would fix the entire bowl season. Get rid of Defense Contractor Bowls and give me more Stupid Bowls! When will companies realize that this is easy money?

Ugh. The power outage is just my neighborhood. Why can't it be all of Madison so I can actually see the Aurora! I'm south of the city. So there's too much light when I look north.

My husband makes fun of me for buying too many candles, but the power just went out and I feel so vindicated.

I'm so excited to watch Nicole on jeopardy on Thanksgiving!!

Going to see the Some Like It Hot musical this week. Do you think I need to see the original movie first?

There is no “good” reason to be betting on individual pitches no matter where you set the limit. That is sickos only stuff that encourages users to be little gambling gremlins and all the hotline numbers can’t disguise that.

Maybe instead of going to an arena in the Chicago suburbs twice, why not have a game at the Kohl Center and honor the fans that held all the previous "biggest women's hockey attendance" records before the PHWL even existed???

we need a Democratic party for the left

These 8 Senators sold us out to Trump: Hassan King Cortez-Masto Shaheen Kaine Fetterman Durbin Rosen Understand This Fact: Chuck Schumer is behind this. None of these 8 are up for reelection in 2026. Schumer asked them vote yes—they agreed. He's such a coward that he folded and won't even own it.

Be Gray Do Crime wins 4-2, thanks to two goals from @rewhoo.bsky.social !

Watching my husband play Gay Hockey. Which is like regular hockey, but with more between-whistles dancing.

Pretty telling that everyone's GameDay signs will about how much they hate Pat. Notre Dame fans in attendance are going to be so confused that all the attention isn't on them for once. Lol.

I'll help fund this! Who has connections?

Get Alaska Thunderfuck to be the guest picker you cowards.

It's fun that we get to dunk on Pat, but it's such a shame that this thing that used to be so fun is finally going to Pitt, and it's such a farce of itself I can't even enjoy it. I probably won't even watch because I can't stomach it these days.

Honeslty, just get the world's largest 13-9 banner and have it so big it blocks out the idiot jesus signs. Don't need anything else.

Pronouncing it Got Ham FC.

Herbert likes the Poke Ball.

Herbert likes the Poke Ball.

Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine