Day late for mcm, but liked the way this turned out

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

I know it’s not highlighted/in bold letters, but I clearly ask in my profile to not repost pics of me. If it’s a trend, cool. If it’s my photography, cool. But if it’s just, please don’t.

I need vests to come back into style

It’s so weird (yet flattering) when I see a pic of mine has been saved 🤷🏻‍♂️

If we get nuked before book 7 comes out, I’m gonna be pissed

Spent some time with some friends today, so actually did my hair. Figured I should share.

The way I understand none of this Pokémon stuff

Sharing is caring (on Snapchat)

I already know what happens, but is the Traitors finale (and reunion) worth watching? I’ve been checked out for much of this season. Colton and Michael made this season a rough watch. Also, on the other end of the spectrum, I highly recommend the latest UK season. Maybe my fav ever.

Survivor always claimed to be a microcosm of the country. The fan votes that have been revealed so far absolutely show that (America’s difficulty voting for anything properly).

Jenna vs Cirie? Not surprising, but very disappointing!

Steph hasn’t seen Colby in 16 years? Would’ve thought they’d have met up at a Trump rally.

Yeah, this was apparently a promo they’re doing for Scream 7

If you see this, do it 🫡 Pronouns: he/him Height: 5’10” Shoe: 9 US Zodiac: Virgo Smoke: Nope Tattoos: 2 - left wrist and upper back (I want more!) Piercings: Ears Favorite Drink: Cherry Coke, Chocolate Milk, Dirty Shirley or Cherry Vodka and Sprite

It’s pretty, but I’m very over it!

Way too soon in this storm for the lights to be flickering

While I’m not at all about these snow predictions, I appreciate that they didn’t come out until yesterday afternoon. The grocery store was very peaceful yesterday morning.

I turned 40 and my body said to fuck all the way off

Decided to go shorter again ✂️

I'm blaming shrinkflation at this point

I’m trying to decide if I want to keep growing my hair out or cut it shorter again . . .

Had a nice Valentine's Day lunch out with the husband, but I remembered why I don't like going out to eat on days like this. I expect restaurants to have a prix fixe or limited menu for dinner, but not lunch. All I wanted was a fucking panini.

Happy Valentine’s Day, all (please ignore the bags under my eyes)!

What's worse than a spam call? A spam call that leaves a weird, threatening poem on your vm (and then finishes with press 9 to stop these calls).

Probably just an excuse to post another pic, but gave myself a much needed beard trim

For all you people complaining it’s too cold, I fully expect you to do the same when it’s too hot. It’s annoying both ways.

Having an Apple Watch is great, but it also really doesn't play well with my hypochondria and anxiety at times.

This is unacceptable

Cheers to something (not the weather)!

I simultaneously want my hair to be longer and shorter

Am I the only one who will listen to a playlist I created myself and constantly mutter “good song” when the next song starts?

Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me 5 classes you took in college: Photography Abnormal Psychology Econometrics The Meaning of Life Deconstructing Buffy

I’m at an age where I don’t heed WebMD to tell me what is probably a minor inconvenience is a death sentence. I can create that hysteria on my own.

This one hurts 💔

I will judge you* by the quality of your bread! *restaurants

Musetti 🥺💔

Four pics you’re using to defend your face card

i don’t know who needs to hear this but when the news is a shit tornado, you don’t have to stand in it. find your storm shelter — friends, family, pets, TV, music, books, whatever — and escape when you need to, please and thank you.

On a much lighter, much more egotistical note, I’m loving how my hair is looking as I grow it out

I fucking can’t with the senator of my state whose name I don’t even want to write out

When I’m on public transportation and someone is watching a video/playing music with no headphones, the urge to play Cotton Eye Joe at max volume resonates inside me

Using a gif or vid, give everybody a sneak peek at your flirting technique! 😉

I don’t always post much beyond self-important shit because it seems like it’s too much sometimes. But, seriously, fuck all this shit.

No excuse. Abolish ICE. Prosecute murders.

Pre-show chicken and waffles!

The rumors are true. It’s really fucking cold out.

Ready for today’s show! #clue #flamesonthesideofmyface

I’m gonna need SEPTA to be on their game tomorrow . . . pray for me