"Mom how was working in the cam savage supermarket"

this is my crew. mia famiglia. 💜

I am once again in bed hiding from the multiple plans I made tonight

and when i come for that british walking girls job !

clicked on a black friday ad just for the "sale" to be $10 an $100 don't pmtfo

the streets are saying the massive popularity of ai charlie kirk edits have started to make generative ai machines automatically blend his face into prompts he was never supposed to be a part of -—

it's not an ai bubble it's an ai HOME <3

Me right now

hi guys! my first time working at a supermarket :) is this normal?

i don't really feel thanksgiving fomo tonight but i just realized i won't have thanksgiving LEFTOVERS this weekend and now im upset

off topic but i will say the best part of the pac 12 collapse is that our thanksgiving weekend game has changed to our actual rival rather than our state "rival" like i DO love some thanksgiving football

thankful for all my oomfs

why i just called the doctor to ask where the nearest flu shot location is and he said not only do they do them but they're also not free in the uk 😭😭😭 girl wtf do u mean i have to go to some rando store and pay $35 for a FLU shot this country has lost its mind no wonder everyone on the tube is sick

what's the unfunniest tiktok trend and why has it always been 'subtle foreshadowing'

A onda možeš da imaš, kao, govedinu i tako to, zar ne? Možemo svima da poslužimo tvoju govedinu i menido. Ja ću kupiti svu hranu, a ti možeš samo da je skuvaš, pa ćemo svima samo da poslužimo govedinu i menido, zar ne? A onda ću iznajmiti neku salu i možemo to tamo da uradimo?

ate so much rice in celebration my stomach feels like thanksgiving dinner

i've seen multiple people on the tl today asking what coffee creamer is guys are we ok

idk how but i saved it omg

desperately trying to fix the rice i ruined by opening the pot too early because i was hungry and impatient

the universe can't give you what you don't ask for #manifesting

trying to explain any american cultural reference to british people feels like this like wdym you've never seen the californians

i finally just finished all of the danish deception guys what the FUCK

And then you can have, like, brisket and stuff, right? We can serve everybody like your brisket and menudo. I'll buy all the food and you can just cook it and we'll just serve everybody brisket and menudo, right? And then I'll rent like a hall and we can do it there?

best friend from back home FaceTimed me and she was wearing a shirt I had lost 2 years ago

i have a pair of shoes. that are so cute :( and hurt so bad to wear within 10 minutes they've cut my feet up. like i wore them once, 2 years ago, for literally 10-15 minutes and i still have scars from the blisters. i, stupidly, just tried to wear them tonight

hit with the craziest pang of nostalgia at the thrift today

so how DOES cecred work like im kinda falling for the propaganda ....

so there are things happening on Roblox…

this is what they (moving to england) took from you (me)

this gif is sending me so fucking bad every time it makes an appearance on my tl i have to sit and watch it at least 8 times

added a chai tea bag to the water when boiling my oatmeal this morning

i have to send an email. but at what cost.....

finished a book that tore me apart.

just seen a picture of a meadow lane “bowl”…… erewhon mogs soo hard I’m sorry

sleepytime? vanilla.

ok i'm not fully-done yet but this is my room progress + my accessories station feat my fave poster... a digital collage i made of cool-looking/vintage stamps

in retrospect the d’amelio downfall was the 21st century version of how the talkies killed the silent film star

why is everyone talking about bill clinton im scared

i DMd dnd for the first time yesterday and it didn't go horribly wrong

living with frizzy hair everyday of my life no matter what i do

nothing makes me want to CRASH the fuck out in this country than the uber drivers. never in my entire life have i ever met a taxi-adjacent group of people with such a complete disregard for and lack of URGENCY. they drive like they're getting paid by the minute. it takes them 15 minutes to get to

i'm hungry. but hungry enough to eat the food in my fridge?

i actually cannot believe im saying this & that im this unintelligent but i just realized that the #1 youtube playlist ive been listening to in the background every single day while i live/work/breathe is fucking AI.

oomfs i NEED you guys to watch traitors us with me when it comes out

I hate being sick.

my heart STOPPED reading this headline jfc

american tv is so unserious why did they send jim hopper to the fucking gulag

i'm very much on the pro kids side of the "kids in public spaces" debate but when did we decide it's ok to let children bring their scooters everywhere including INDOOR public spaces????

the casting director of stranger things ate sooo bad like found the most unique-ass faces, created multiple white boys of the month... they ate i fear

A (half-used) roll of toilet paper has appeared in the bathroom.