i saw a south american girl at the pub today and i wanted to befriend her and then about 5 minutes into the conversation i realized she's actually serbian like ooooh yugomex latina belt strikes again my bad

so there's this thing called Drafts ... @bsky.app

the pile of unread books in my room has grown to such a ludicrous level that im officially putting myself on a strict reading schedule. im marking down daily chapter requirements in my calendar like a schoolboy

i know i say this every year but what an insufferable super bowl lineup omg

love to hangout with american girls in the uk and re-ground myself in the comfort of being surrounded by people whose faces can't move

job in London interviewed for 2 months ago just responded saying they're still deliberating but in the mean time am i available to come on business to Slovakia for a day?

have a vague melody stuck in my head with no discernible lyrics or other identifying features

lord take the targeted instagram ads you send me and double them and give them to someone else!

boosting in case anyone is interested in a seaside condo in Montenegro starting at €1 million and payable in crypto!

just when i thought i had finally finished it, i realized the version i got from the library was only part 1 of 2 and my book club meeting is tomorrow.............,,,,.,,

not only did i end up getting my pupusas, but i ALSO have been smelling the craziest buttery baked smell coming from the kitchen alllll day and what do you know? my roommate just knocked on my door with a fresh made salteña... i could cry

getting orthodox youth pilgrimage retreat targeted ads on Instagram... just a glimpse into how serbian my Reels fyp has become

i WILL make progress on my book today

I haate being right about things in a world where everyone is wrong !

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you could never have convinced me in the early 2010s how irrelevant ezra koenig would become in the 2020s. like i never would have predicted that

force feeding myself chia & psyllium husk pudding. #justadultingthings

first season bridgerton casting was so crazy like that girl really looked like a medieval painting

oomfony bourdain trip.....

#tbt cause WHAT was the purpose of this

i am once again trying to make contact with my pupusa dealer.... she's 1½ hour late, do you think she'll come? 😭❤️‍🩹

my favorite part about learning other languages as an english speaker is how many words, especially newer ones, are borrowed so if you learn the alphabet you can kinda get by... like i just squinted at this tweet for 30 seconds before i started laughing

genuinely have no idea what arctic storm we're talking about or where it's supposed to take place. just a glimpse into how european my mind has become

guess i gotta accept the pain need a cigarette to make me feel better

i still haven't seen Heated Rivalry but mind you i havent even gotten to Challengers yet like ... it took me until quarantine to watch Call Me By Your Name, so, just, like, know i'll get there eventually but don't expect it to be any time soon

it's #choever for me. which is like it being over but when you're chopped, and possibly unc

caught the faintest smell of mildew while cleaning my room today

I’m so bored I need a crush or a drug addiction or something

every time i try to make a budget i put in like the most conservative and optimistic numbers ever and yet the spreadsheet results are always just 'make 2x the money you currently make <3'

Duolingo but for heartbreak

i NEED to see Sentimental Value this week like do not let me forget ..........

brushing your teeth and immediately becoming overwhelmed with the sensation of being STARVING

navigating my iPad since the new update is like … have you ever wanted all your apps to float meaninglessly in the middle of the page for no reason like … no, actually? I miss the grounded feeling of an app taking up the entire page like ?

british people aren't real someone looked me dead in the eyes and asked how we get home from the club in la without the train... no wonder everyone walks around with no light behind their eyes, they've never known the highs and lows of a 4am uber ride through the hills with your worst friend on aux

'liquid glass' is soo fugly omg

new update somehow made this even worse ?

kindly reminded the girl subletting my place that she never sent any money for january and she replied with an instagram adhd meme <3

happy birthday cocky 🩷 & happy 2 year anniversary to everyone wishing you a happy birthday through evil tristan because you had deleted twitter @cocky.bsky.social

josh connor and paul mescal are quickly becoming the ansel elgort/nat wolff of the decade and not in a good way like. i know it's exciting to find new british actors cause they look a little strange and are actually really good but do they need to be in EVERY project.. can we get a new face PLEASE

i love people who follow their dreams in theory but i cannot take actors seriously to save my life

i don't need a pastry and craft latte everyday... i don't need a pastry and craft latte everyday... i don't need a pastry and cra... #affirmations

there's a police interrogation ? happening in the cafe im at ? and i'm trying to not eavesdrop but like ? why are you in a public cafe having this discussion anyway ?

using apple music is genuinely a painful experience im sorry like why is every apple app and feature dedicated to the worst ux possible

lunch + valentine writing...

i'm reading the longest book of all time rn and i NEED it to be over because i have so many pending books including 3 quickly expiring library pulls and yet i know the minute i finish it nothing else will come remotely close to being as satisfying or entertaining to that book

BØRNS randomly went so multi-platinum in my life in 2018 like what was that

we are the khias of our time..but we're dancing with the divas in our minds

he Kik'ed me and it felt like a kiss

cocky wants boing boing