My official draft wishes for round 1: - Kayden McDonald DT - Malachi Lawrence Edge - TJ Parker Edge - KC Concepcion WR - Jacob Rodriguez LB - trade down, if yes then: - Cashius Howell Edge (for the selfish reason that was my grandma’s maiden name and having a jersey with that name would be cool)

Dear Oomfwork, I am happy to announce that I have received a job offer I intend to accept. After 2 years at LEGO the time has come to move on into a more mature profession. However, I will miss the shenanigans.

We need to bring back bullying wym there was a GERMAN 9 y/o with a MAGA hat at the store just now…..

I had a dream where I was on a boat and Anthony Bourdain started narrating when I was eating and all I was eating was ‚re-stir‘ which was (in his words) „rice cooked in the water used to cook rice before, so as to preserve the proteins better“

Atleti are such a disgusting team

qtp with the pokemon that runs your account

Cam is weak on crime and nuclear weapons!!

hi i'm an artist from ohio and this is my art

These roblox ass pasta boxes #caughtthatreference

I am doing a case study for a job interview and it’s more or less ‚imagine out entire lavtian sector will have to shut down in 6 weeks and one of the directors doesn‘t want to go to the notary to get a signature confirmed. What do you do?‘

I think humans have done very little cooler things than the Artemis 2 mission in the last 10 years

Also the minister for culture is called ‚weimar‘ just like the republic that fell when the nazis took over

Idk how but Beane should try and get this done

Epic rap battles: my mom vs technology of any kind

You can’t do satire anymore bc what do you mean the German minister for finance whose job it is to make rich people richer‘s last name is (translated) ‚rich‘

Listening to the Breath of the Wild soundtrack while studying Serbian Me asf

British people saying ‚our little island is doing so well‘ is kinda colonialist rhetoric but whatever #thewoker

Say what you will about Hofmann (his first half of the 23/24 season was amazing and I‘ll never forget about that) but he is a great professional

Acab includes train ticket controllers btw

How many WCs did Italy miss in a row????

I revel in Italian pain

The oomfs listening to me talk about my plans on what to do with billionaires after i get my way on my podcast

Hocu samo hajp pare paf

Andor is so good and has such good dialogue. „The rebellion isn’t here anymore it‘s flown away.“ and nemik‘s manifesto saying „freedom is a pure idea“ combine to such a beautiful idea of freedom as a bird that can‘t be captured in my mind, especially the rebellion as an idea

My mom needs to stop defending the military like specifically their involvement in movies like ok….

Yes pls

Ja moram da ucim vise srpski ja sam bio slacking i to nije dovoljno moja devojka iz srbije i ona je ucila engleski ne moze da kad ja idem u srbija opet da moj srpski nije bolje moram da lock in

Goodie two shoes over here

Let me see @profanity.accountant

They rejected me thank god

He was asking what i knew of the company and what the team is like at lego…. Like what does that have to do with me being qualified and when i was talking about the details he was like i feel like you are going too far into detail also 0 eye contact the entire time but he was a “serious” finance bro

Throwback to when I saw Mo Salah in Toulouse

Had a good run good luck to the rest

Travis Kelce in three years: THE UNCTION

butter so good i had to build a shrine for it

Leverkusen this season genuinely makes me wanna kill someone #oomfhungergames

My one coworker smellsssss omfg and he knows we think that please someone do something

Pokemon White arriving tomorrow

When you get called Epstein by your girlfriend but she meant to say Einstein but it was meant sarcastically

Aleix Garcia trying to sell the game

Happy St. Patty’s Day especially to Cam

Using my male privilege for good by going out in the dark to walk to the supermarket to grab my girlfriend pepsi zero

Bills Legend Darius Slay

Another one is for the Conservative Party of Germany that never did anything for climate change and the job ad is to work for them to lobby for how to stop climate change

The other political job i found was for a corporation that owns half the apartments in berlin and makes rent prices spike and is basically the devil, you just can’t win

I found an ad for a job as a student worker for political affairs and government relations and i was like perfect for me what exactly is it and basically you lobby for an energy corporation on the weekends 🫩🫩🫩🫩

Conservatism is such a boring and just flat out dumb ideology

They are playing some song where the singer is swallowing her words so badly when she sings i’ll be single soon it sounds like i’ll be sns goon moram da se smejem

F4f guys #ifollowback #pleasepleaseplease #lookingatyouoomfs