Jackson Kowar! I’d forgotten about him.

New CBS contributors announced

The Yankees have claimed pitcher Dom Hamel on waivers from the Rangers www.lonestarball.com/texas-ranger...

The decline "allegations"?

Don't throw me in the briar patch!

John King

2025 Texas Rangers Season in Review: Evan Carter www.lonestarball.com/2025-season-...

"We should do nothing until we retake the presidency" is not, in fact, a good strategy guys

Rangers Reacts Results: The Rangers divisional finish in 2025 www.lonestarball.com/rangers-reac...

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(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

Darryl Hamilton CF-RF-LF Debut: 1988 - Retired: 2001 MIL - NYM - COL - TEX - SFG

How do so many ex-baseball players get CTE

Hearing Greg Bovino has been carried off by a hawk

trump has probably destroyed the minnesota republican party for the duration

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Buddy Bell unfortunately started his career in the shadow of the greatest defensive third baseman ever. That’s a shame, because it’s possible Bell was the next-best defender there, ever. @ibwaa.bsky.social

Was sure they were going to throw the flag for excessive celebration on the sack just to even things out

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when the driving range guys are talking about masked agents of the state you’ve probably made a strategic error if you’re the state

Not just fans — media members. Team broadcasters.

Yu Darvish is retiring www.lonestarball.com/latest-news/...

Yu Darvish, at his best, was as good as I’ve ever seen www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXO8...

The killings will continue until you give us the state voter rolls

Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a man in Minneapolis on Jan. 24 according to local police officials. DHS told Fox News that the man was “armed with a gun”. A video of the shooting appears to show that a gun was taken from the man before the first shot was fired. x.com/BillMelugin_...

All those people downtown yesterday, no ICE involvement, and not one incident. ICE shows up in a neighborhood and now another Minnesotan is dead. It's pretty obvious who the violent outside agitators are.

1999 came on and Seth asked to turn it up so he could hear it, so I must be doing something right

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Historically, technological advances have been used to eliminate physical labor or drudge work. This may be the first time society is trying to advance a technology so that more people can dedicate themselves to physical or manual labor.

Here is a list of every prospect the Texas Rangers have traded since the start of the 2023 season www.lonestarball.com/texas_ranger...

You want 3000 words from AJM on MacKenzie Gore? You got 3000 words from AJM on MacKenzie Gore... www.lonestarball.com/general/8838...

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I hope everyone's having a wonderful Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

‘Hey Kurt! John! Will you be my friend? I’ve got the same coat as you.’ ‘No. Fuck off.’

* very Dolores O’Riordan voice * “ROBERT SALEEEEHHHH ROBERT SALEEEEHHHH Sa-a-LEH Sa-a-LEH Sa-a-LEH-LEH-LEH”

He looks like someone who believes chemtrails control the weather

In case anyone was wondering what a sovereign citizen birth announcement looks like… This ran in the print edition of the Houston Chronicle on Sunday…

wtf

Top 1,000 MLB Players of the 2000's #485 Alex Cora, SS/2B Los Angeles '00-'04 Cleveland '05 Boston '05-'08 New York (NL) '09 .248/.316/.347, 76 OPS+, 3390 PA, 331 R, 127 2B, 34 3B, 35 HR, 257 RBI, 41 SB, 8.4 bWAR, 5.4 fWAR -In '05 he was 9th in the A.L. in Defensive WAR.

The Rangers are reportedly acquiring MacKenzie Gore from the Nationals for a five prospect package that includes 2025 first rounder Gavin Fein, first baseman Abi Ortiz, and pitcher Alejandro Rosario. www.lonestarball.com/latest-news/...

Rangers Reacts Survey: Where are the Rangers going to finish in the American League West this season? www.lonestarball.com/rangers-reac...

“But it’s well written ass” Will be the last words I speak on this Earth

2025 Texas Rangers Season in Review: Michael Helman www.lonestarball.com/2025-26-offs...

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The New York Mets are reportedly acquiring Freddy Peralta from the Milwaukee Brewers www.lonestarball.com/latest-news/...

Yep

Brandon Sproat feels like the type of pitcher the Brewers would bring in, get four really good years out of, and then send away to another team for another Sproat-esque pitcher

Whoa banks are lending their deposits; huge if true.

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social a thought for a Phantom Island episode… Everyone talks about how disciplined Indiana is, how Cignetti’s players don’t make mistakes, which is part of why they are so good. How does that happen? What is special about Cignetti’s system that he can produce that precision?

Too busy updating his masturbation monitoring app