many gross aspects to this netflix takeover of warner bros, not least that i guess now in white lotus s4 everyone will be drinking out of those ugly golden goblets

moobs monday

the immaculate display of taste that is my sp*tify wrapped vs the unchicness of posting an instagram story promoting a company that funds AI weaponry and hosts ads for ICE

when I feel a pang of zeitgeist fomo I open up Twitter for a lil scroll, and I always regret it…within seconds I start seeing the most infuriatingly wrong takes supported by thousands of likes. it’s still dystopian af over there! bin it!

the way i'm going to see rose gray...IN THE ROUND. the international implications etc etc

not vibing with this musty late spring weather. when is it time to go to the beach n be silly again

which AI program will cure my sinus infection that has had me blasting what feels like half my brain out of my nose every 15 minutes this entire week

that 30 sec stretch towards the end of “La Yugular” where you’re suddenly hit with a merciless impulse to don a nun’s habit and genuflect

*loud fart noise*

attributed my whelmed reaction to the new robyn to the headcold that has been in development at @grosselegume HQ the last couple days...and then "baby forgive me" autoplayed afterward and sounded incredibly momentous

still shaking with delight after that uk celeb traitors finale. what a show

can rose gray hurry up and announce a naarm show already so I can avoid the indignity of having to attend “mighty hoopla sydney” (powered by superstruct)

i love good news!

need to improve my instagram reels algorithm. i'm getting served up wayyyyyyyy too many clips from podcasts

oh dear. This is the third time in two years NSW Police have investigated zionist nonsense and reported back with zero evidence.

If over 100 people were murdered (including 46 children) in 24 hours anywhere in the west, there would be cataclysmic consequences and they would call it a massacre. When it happens in Gaza they call it a ceasefire…

who needs armando iannucci when sussan ley is around lol

rosalía and CANADA collaborating again...maybe the world is healing after all

the blessed madonna calling terfy murphy's remaining fans "mumsnet kitchen disco knuckleheads" ohhhh whack em again for me marea! good MORNING!

looooooove listening back to the voice notes I sent my friends like 6 months ago lol…when I wanna yap im truly iconic at it

i can post my sporadic witticisms on culture and the ennui of living in a decaying society in an attempt to build following all i like, but at the end of the day…nothing hits like tits

marked safe from the grimes song on the nmf playlist ✅😁

back to having a high body hair count

d'angelo and diane in the same week...like... can you come up with something else

there aren't enough people talking about how insane the real housewives of london is. it's like they photocopied athena x from the first iteration of real housewives of sydney five times and then dialled up the derangement meter to 1000

you win some you lose some. and by that I mean I am still recovering from conjunctivitis BUT I did manage to make this cake

last night's episode of #rhoslc offering as much commentary on mother-daughter relationships as margaret drabble's "jerusalem the golden" like whew

NEW: Australians overwhelmingly recognise and oppose the genocide in Gaza and want the government to do more to stop it, according to a new poll released today. www.deepcutnews.com/p/australian...

a couple of years ago a uk girl group called “needanamebro” started releasing exquisite ersatz sugababes singles, then adopted the name “say now” and their music suddenly became much more garish and personally unappealing. anyway thankfully Venus are here to fill the void: youtu.be/t_srAreWyKQ?...

my one listen is complete...now back to alternating between through the wall and the new zara larsson, which is riotously fun, charming, unexpectedly introspective and just has a bit of pep in its step in general. all things a showgirl should be!

so charlotte's crimes are calling her boring and tacky (which, well..........), and writing a song "saying it makes you sick to see my face" (patently incorrect)

rochelle jordan a best new music diva now…the way I WON!

and THAT is quite enough debauchery for now I think

popjustice forum STILL down...what if it's actually gone forever and i have to cultivate a whole new personality. what then

Orna what the hell

burned 930kcal on the stairmaster this morning listening to tchaikovsky

finding this situation a little bit odd, if only because like, since when was sky news australia concerned about not being racist / islamophobic / hateful in any way. like isn't that their patented modus operandi

honestly i feel sorry for early-twenty-something me who thought this guy was like, an important thinker...like wtf was i onnnnnnnnnnnn

i have been busy getting my house in order. unlike those british leftist politicians!

Do people know they can just say nothing when a white supremacist, who wanted to bring back slavery, dies?

who's in that 3% of greens voters that want less climate action afjgofanfajknfajknfka...our world is full of the most unserious people i s2g

this neatly demonstrates the futility of "debating" fascists. it's pointless because they have no desire to create dialogue, only to repress and enact violence upon those that don't think, look and behave in the same way they do

(very niche skeet incoming) it brought me great pleasure to learn this morning that my favourite contestant from australian idol season 1 (in 2003!) is currently a front runner to win the voice australia season 14 (2025)

why does my lockscreen duolingo icon look so depresso even though i’m up to date

i’m in my great naarm bake off era…on this week’s episode, a classic sponge with white chocolate swiss meringue buttercream and a chunky strawberry jam 🍰

do you know how EMBARRASSING it is to have once been a devoted stan of róisín murphy before her transphobia became public knowledge…like literally the fact that I’m going to have to create a mumsnet account to flog my róisín machine vinyl, truly tragic

Disgraceful. No govt that actually cares about climate change would do this. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

bolsonaro guilty, MAGAs seething over you-know-what, the jade and george riley albums both being insanely good...

a fascist is in a box and people are still handwringing over preserving "civility"...c'mon, let's take the win here divas!

oh nothing it’s just me and the extravagantly rich chocolate burnt basque cheesecake i made