nothing else i have posted tonight withstanding, i am playing with the idea of getting my shit together soon

the judges should have to make the technical under the same conditions as the contestants and it should be a blind rank-choice vote amongst judges and contestants and if one of the judges loses no one goes home that week and also i get to punch paul hollywood in the face

hehe what if i started thinking about every mistake i have ever made and all the friends i have failed and friendships i have ruined and the ways in which i can and will ruin every relationship in my life and or drink some water

this is what the internet was invented for

the chicken thighs i bought from jewel a few days ago smell terrible lets see what happens when i cook them!!!

oh fuck yeah new WILL IT RAT just dropped

honestly this inspired me to look it up and now i have today’s soundtrack

What might not occur to you upon reading this headline is that, in other words, ICE is targeting gay men of color Every queer press org should be picking up this story

Braids are a great way to keep your hair out of your face, especially when ICE teargasses you. Also they don’t get caught in a respirator. 10/10 would recommend.

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“fuck them kids/pedestrians/bikers/other cars/animals on walks/buses”

whenever i see a social media post complaining about things and the poster is using “you guys” or “y’all” i immediately check out because i know you are not typing to me in that tone of keyboard

new header image and morning affirmation found

reject modernity embrace tradition (bought wired headphones from cvs so my wireless would stop dying during long calls)

i do not have today in me

trying to patch these cheap linen shorts from burlington cheesecoat factory that wore out in the crotch versus throwing them away wish me luck

the reason i will never smoke cigarettes has nothing to do with my health and everything to do with the fact that i am absolutely a person that would put them out on my forearm for the rush

my latest bedtime routine is playing stardew valley while listening to vincent price narrate short stories by edgar allen poe, which feels incredibly cliche of me

what if my next tattoo is chupacabra related

personal training session went well and he said i have good form and mentioned his boyfriend so now i need to figure out how to convince them to take me to paris

a madoka magica rpg where you create your own character and your wish/magic/contract with kyubey is determined by a pokemon mystery dungeon style personality quiz up top

exactly like…….tf!

how do i get myself to stop dreading the thing today that i was moderately excited for yesterday?

this is truly a loss for marvel, avengers academy was one of (if not the) best comic runs in their current library and i genuinely mean that. the entire team were an absolute joy to see grow. there hasnt been a more important time in generations for comics to deliver this kind of story and i 1/2

cancelled my hims monoxidal/finasteride spray subscription of like 3 years because i have decided i do not love the business model of “this is kind of a prescription so you’ll im a medical provider who will never meet you for approval also we have boner pills and generic compound glp1s, too!”

what if wicked: for good just aftually rewrites the entire second act and now the entire second act is the last five years as performed by ari and cynthia as glinda and elphaba and also anna kendrick as cathy again

i have reached a new level of insufferable: jameela jamil is now making sponcon for the refillable deodorant company i started using this year and you know what? that makes a lot of sense tbh

22-year-old Ward Sakeik, a Palestinian woman who has lived in Texas since she was 9, says her experience in federal detainment could only be identified as “human trafficking.” And she’s not staying quiet about the women she was forced to leave behind. thebarbedwire.com/2025/09/22/w...

the chicks and chappell roan

from the traumatized minds brought to you by short story series “chicken soup for the soul” comes “cock soup for the hole” with gay tales such as “so you’ve accidentally become a cam boy,” “opps i joined a sex cult…again!” & “i’m so glad my fiancé gets along with my situationship’s primary partner”

no way that's so random

✝️ Rapture Update - JYP has been left behind

i hate when someone explains my plan back to me as if giving me new information

“the autism problem” is an incredibly disgusting way to frame and phrase this

i am proud to be bisexual i just wish bisexuality was real :/

cancelling remains a net good btw

i am obsessed with this woman tbh

sunday scaries have decided to hold strong until i have to log on in 30mins

if you’re in line to be raptured, stay in line! they legally have to let you be raptured if you lined up before the cut off

oh shit yo did the rapture happen yet?

At the very least, you should be pirating any Disney content you’re consuming

Another reason not to resubscribe...

like the purge but the right people peace out

Imagine what else we could accomplish with our collective actions [imagine a general strike] 🥰🥰

instead of the hollywood handshake there should be the hollywood face punch where whenever paul hollywood is smug, the contestants get to punch him in the face and also i am there and get to punch him in the face too

today’s soundtrack i guess

taking a real taxi home from the airport instead if an uber or lyft feels so freeing in that i love that this man does not have to pretend to like me and his livelihood is not dependent on me HAVING to give a five-star rating or he gets algorithmically punished

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

This is amazing.