after ian took his i insisted on taking my own “where the lighting is worse because i look my best in the dark”

Here's your chance to do something about the people being starved and beaten in Broadview ICE custody. Share this post, and I'll donate $1 to the Midwest Immigration Bond Fund (www.mibfc.org). And if you make a donation to them, let me know how much and I'll match it 1:1.

my pipe of alleged amontillado brings fortunato to my yard*, and he’s like “luchesi doesn’t know shit!” damn right! luchesi doesn’t know shit i could teach you but i’d have to charge

We will soon be seeing laid bare that the basis for conservative's obsessive hatred of pedophilia is exclusively the idea that someone else is tainting the purity of their white children and turning them gay and not the actual abuse

unfortunately if i had a super power it would be killing the vibe. like a live action eeyore.

i have deleted bluesky and facebook and insta from my phone so that when i post i have to have more friction (opening mobile browser, navigating to webpage, signing in; alternatively, using a laptop) so that i can post less quantity but higher quality

my new hobby is asking anyone i see wearing notre dame merch in an airport where they were when they heard about declan sullivan and lizzy seeberg

November hit and i said “time for some FUCKING WALKIES AGAIN”

It's important to remember that transphobia is not only unpopular politically but is also an incredibly annoying character trait that poisons someone's brain into thinking saying weird shit about kids to other moms is Praxis, and if they leave that means you Won Praxis

thats enough of that

"The government would have people believe instead that Chicago is a hole of violence," Ellis says. Then she adds, "that simply is untrue."

after being fairly deeply depressed for like the past year i am trying to take the parts of my life i have taken comfort in but felt guilt about and set myself up so that i can actually enjoy things and myself again while also making sure i can take care of myself and those around me

the journaling app i use just congratulated me for journaling two days in a row and now i never want to use it again out of defiance god dammit

finally got to volo’s live laugh lobotomy moment again in bg3

just opened my email like i do every day but instead of just deleting all the marketing emails i din’t care about, i clicked through and unsubscribed from them. what a treat! i did like…40 lmao

pto going great tbh

Good morning Jonathan Bailey 💕

do you think he and charlie kirk will find each other in the afterlife and charlie will be like “debate me!” and dick will be like “ah! a duck!” and shoot him in the face again? forever?

in my attempt to be on my phone less i have decided to start subscribing to physical print again. so far i have the onion starting this or next month and just signed up for runner’s world. any suggestions for others?

i think im starting to feel like myself again

i call this one “what happens if i crochet a washcloth while high over a week?”

just remembered i can listen to freak on a leash ft amy lee from korn’s mtv unplugged whenever i want wow

the real villains of the dark crystal are andy’s boyfriend and friends from the devil wears prada. also the gelflings.

I don't have access to the numbers, but I do know that Teen Vogue built its identity, public profile and audience following over the past ten years in large part through its politics coverage, which was often interesting and punchy. Deciding to nuke that is a distinct choice

had a pretty sedentary october but today’s walkies were top tier

i need more jingling keys for my enclosure

i wanna try something for a week where i force social media to be a place i go not a place i need to leave so now i want to figure what what i think of as TRULY ESSENTIAL uses for my phone if i were to block out every other app except what makes the phone necessary? does that make sense or am i high

i’m just really into spending my saturdays getting my forearm stabbed for an afternoon lately

i have gained enough weight recently that i am watching fresh stretch marks grow on my stomach i think and i’m trying to not let that crash me out because there are real problems in the world but also being reminded of how awful and vain and hypocritical i am is always so humbling 🥰🥰🥰

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what i am learning about myself is if you tell me your game is 100 hours long i will be disgusted and not want to play it, but if i am led to infer your game is 30 hours long, i will play it, and then if it happens to actually be 100 hours long and i love it i will simply finish it

watched i saw the tv glow and sobbed

hi(gh)

my pto has been spent eating shrooms chocolate and smoking weed and playing bg3 while my fiancé shows me 8 year old musical theater youtube videos with under 1000 views and texting some of my favorite people in the world like wow a lot of the world sucks so hard but sometimes it really doesn’t

sometimes. if people tell you they want to be there for you. and they show you they care. and tell you they want to show up for and take care of you. maybe. just maybe. it is worth believing them and letting them.

the reason i want a murphy bed is so i can properly set up ddr dance mats in my bedroom. and my living room. murphy kitchen table so i can play ddr in my kitchen.

if i can somehow swing a trip to new york in november who wants to be my friend?

I think a lot about the chance we had at the start of COVID to finally become a more compassionate, collectivist nation, and how profoundly we were failed not only by the sociopathic greed of the ruling class but by each other. It doesn’t mean we won’t get there, but the lost opportunity haunts me.

day one of pto and i’m letting myself sleep in until 8am i’m a wild child

I love how you can tell All the pieces, pieces, pieces of ‘Queen All the pieces, pieces, pieces of ‘Queen

hello sharks i am here to pitch you the idea for the next hit broadway jukebox musical: (auto)biography - the life story of lightning mcqueen told through the music of ashlee simpson

27 minutes away from slamming my laptop shut until monday

i think a thing to remember is that basically every way a tech company can use its product to abuse its access to your data or in any other way deny culpability for your usage of it, they probably have covered themselves in their TOS. it doesn’t matter if you havent read it, you agree by using it

ICE is in Edgewater. Stay safe if you’re vulnerable on the far North Side. They’ve already been run off with whistles at least once today. Patrolling matters. That’s what I’m doing. Buy out the street vendors, fam.

Individualism is a disease.

i jave just decided that if/when pokemon does blind boxes that is when i am officially tapping out from them forever

does this count as my hump day submission?

this isn’t disrespectful it is literally how these games have handed out legacy staters for a while? “Instead, I was hastily forced to make a decision I didn’t want to make” bro just save scum ALSO what’s stopping you from getting who you want in a trade later? this is the opposite of consequential