now seated for critically panned jlo sci fi movie 💕

the curative power of taking new hole pics… he remembered who he was and the game changed

hellotis

KARLEE GIRL right back chorus…. a new vocal stim has hit the boyboyhenyo household

HANGYODON IN THE TOP 10 🚨‼️ IF YOU’RE IN LINE STAY IN LINE!!

the horny to sleepy pipeline

hellotis

16 Summers by Jessie Ware came on shuffle

wet leg concert last night healed me (got to hear pond song and mangetout live)

“adding heels choreo to musical numbers that absolutely don’t need it”…. my cocomelon

i look like this kinda

getting tanked at karaoke and singing “$T. LOSER” would heal me, i think

me every time jerri shows up onscreen on survivor all stars: ugh she’s so gorgeous

my close personal friend, dato foland

slamming my w*rk laptop shut and bringing my gay little switch clutch downstairs to get tipsy and play some mf pokopia

laufey x fortnite collab…

favorite bakery keeping me on my toes by giving me a botched latte

1 like and i’ll buy tickets to see jessie ware in lithuania for my birthday

now seated for survivor: the australian outback

rose gray cover of lush life has me feeling like this

can’t listen to WHERE IS MY HUSBAND without thinking that the actual sound bite towards the end is Wendy Williams shouting “your husband is GAY”

him: are you done being contrarian? me:

survivor africa merge tribe named MOTO MAJI…

i think i would make a great live lalaparuza audience member (no big reactions, just solemnly nodding in approval when a bitch actually lands a perfectly timed dip and grimacing at any instance of air instrumentation)

ordered a snacker from kfc not realizing how tiny it would be like bitch this is a sandwich for ants

forgot how deeply religious the cast of survivor marquesas was lmfao

gonna start djing just so i can make my dj name Baby Jane Doe

*clairo voice* BESTIE to someone… is all i really want

cacio, as well as pepe

the OA rewatchenings are NEOWWW

*jasmine kennedie voice* I’M ABOUT TO BUST!!

opening up a container of bagoong in the office so i can eat kare kare for lunch

recall on tjoe’s chicken shumai, this is the worst day of my life

my hole is on pretty hole avenue

saying my affirmations (i am kind, i have love in my life, my ass is getting fatter) to ward off pre-bedtime sunday scaries

happy sunday 🌞

hour 8 of pokopia x the pitt marathon

happy sunday 🌞

made a carajillo and added binggrae banana milk, we’re cooking with mf GAS!!

DATO FOLAND?! 😳😳

flags at half mast, boom boom pow playing in the distance 😔😔

Were You There When They Crucified My Lord (Glee Cast Version)

forgot that today was good friday and hopped on a work call where someone was like “happy good friday y’all” and i said “ugh it’s the BEST friday”

me after one margarita: i forgive it all as it comes back to me 💕

every slack interaction i’ve had this week:

waitress last night looked SO familiar like the whole dinner i kept thinking i know who this person is, she was important to me in another life and then i realized she looked just like troian bellisario like mama this is SPENCER HASTINGS

Survivor: Micronesia would be a beautiful name for a baby girl