you know, we as gay people, we get to choose when to get banh mi for dinner—

in line for the cold brew that makes you less evil, i sure hope it works!! :)

eight straight episodes of widow’s bay while i catch up on three different gacha games and talk to oomfs across two different platforms

my bf: rei’s all alone at home for a week, he’s probably working on some really cool projects me in the shower practicing the cupcakke version of celine dion because you loved me so i can do it at karaoke: you smacked my ASS like it was a drum—

leg and dairy

bestie calling me while i’m elbow deep in my three entree panda plate like hey girl, welcome to the mukbang

bf’s out of town, you know what that means 😈😈 (widow’s bay marathon and panda express pick up for dinner)

friend’s birthday at 6, slice of cake at 8, in bed by 8:30… this is the ideal saturday night

was really grumpy for a second but pistachio cream latte and parm crusted breakfast sandwich healed me

*pekpek* being a major plot driver for this bracket is such an aapi slay, i fucking live lmao

went to the cutest summer supper club last night but there wasn’t enough food lmfao i was in the jack in the box drive thru at 11pm letting it RIP

girl, fuck you. stay home!!

me after a long w*rk week: i need to sing wide open spaces at karaoke immediately

1666 amsterdam

amaretto latte so good i had to ride it

everyone i came into contact with during my errand run was a little too nice to me… if this is a truman show situation, craft services must have hooked it UP for y’all

new phlebotomist at the clinic stuck in the needle and said “what’s your favorite scary movie” lmao we queened tf OUT

signing up for three different peepee bridgers presales

one week closer to joey jay’s drag race

new ryan beatty

enjoying the new madonna single

wishing everyone at the phoebe bridgers madison square garden show a very girl fuck you

WE’RE SO BACK

liking a post on both main and alt to emphasize how much i enjoyed it… the double rei stamp of loving bestie approval

SPRING SUMMER 26

man i need playing in the office, i’m in here moving like dida ritz

save me 1pm nitro cold brew

me kicking out trade: please pack your knives and go

the dinner with friends at 6pm to fully in bed by 8pm pipeline

me putting ryan beatty, the mce creations guy, and the hot guy directing evil dead burn on an album cover: Music, Fashion, FILM

you know what they say, if there’s no bread… if there’s no bread, honey, it’s not PRIDE

one of my associates brought me a full personal size serving of homemade birria like ok ALLY!!! 🥹🏳️‍🌈

bf agreed to embark on a top chef rewatch journey with me, going ✈️ seattle!!

happy pride month, empty your pockets EAAOWW

ok now that we’re in the last few hours of aapi heritage month let’s go around in a circle and say one nice thing about rei 💕

the curative power of a 30 minute nap

got two coffees from one of my usual spots and both were rancid 💕

celebrating pride month launch by giving in to the hate in my heart 💕

I’M ACTUALLY KINDA ANUS — Slayyyter (ft. Alaska Thunderfuck)

up past 1am stone cold sober watching food travel vlogs on youtube

faces of death watchenings are NOW

ate a really good fresh melty cookie so i’ve been walking around with a bunch of chocolate on my face but no one told me. in my augustus gloop era

here's how vivacious can still win

paying dust to the filipino food trucks at the aapi festival like sorry tita i’m here for the MIE GORENG

multiple people running in the full middle of the road this morning… what in the kelly bensimon is going on

painted by trade (flock of birds shat on the hood of my car while i was at the gym)

happy days…. they might be here again…

i have a list of everyone who pissed me off during aapi heritage month. trust, you will be dealt with before may wraps up

*$T. LOSER voice* i think about oomf