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I've something to say:

Am I using the 5x correctly?

Is this thing on?

Coffee makes me horny and it's a problem because I keep having 2 doubleshot lattes every day IN THE OFFICE.

Currently reading btw

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Who wants to come and _____ me?

Need head 😮‍💨

Rise and shine gays!

This pic has been "under moderation" on Grindr for 24 hours now. I need polish people to start using a different app.

Another pic of me holding my breakfast with my feet in the background

is this too slutty? sorry

Was gonna meet an LA daddy after work but he went offline... Stuck where the trade left me.

The temu ads on Grindr is driving me nuts. The most sure way to make me stop using this app 👹

Decided to make dinner tonight be vegetarian!

*sigh*

Quick breakfast this morning

Kinda wanna _____ and _______ in someone's _______ today.

Just ordered an iPhone so I can take better nudes... I'm about to be insufferable y'all.

Quote this with your best VPL pic

Got high and made cacio e pepe

Cock pic got 48 likes! Thanks for the validation!!!

How long until bsky algorithm shows me what I wanna see instead of random birds and women's football??

RuPaul's Drag Race-

Fine #fcf

How's everybody's day??

You're looking at the subject matter expert in iced oat lattes

Someone said I looked "extra papi" here

Got a haircut, ready to have my second oat latte of the day without breakfast.

Moulin Rouge or Oh Mary???

Etsy witch business is about to boom

Anyways I'm visiting NYC in October!!

Come lie down, babe

Babe c'mon, I'm gonna be late for work.

What did I miss?