in Napa wine drunk. Send nudes.

From now on DL stands for Dua Lipa.

tea

practical considerations kept #locktober off the table… maybe I’ll make #noNutNovember a hands-free nut only November… 🧐🥵💦 30 days should definitely do it 😵‍💫

Spooky

boop

lean & mean

good morning bbs

howz the weather down there 👋

lock in boys 🔒

same

large + in charge

Body by Diet Cherry Coke

tgif 💪

South Park holy sh*t

South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.

the lighting is giving spray tan… but I’m into it 💪

Would travel across the Atlantic with them to visit the brand new Eiffel Tower

Additional sweaty evidence for the boys & theys 🧖‍♂️ 😮‍💨

Heatwave + 5K run = free sauna? 🥵

Canada: I’m in you

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

💪

Arms this AM

Happy birthday @animaniac.bsky.social can’t wait to ******* your **** later

I’m ready for my birthday present

😔😔

An important message.

This was so comforting! Whew!

Does this mean we are great yet?

Tulsi Gabbard’s donning her first of what I hope will be many orange fits today in the senate.

OSSOFF: Director Ratcliffe, this was a huge mistake, correct? RATCLIFFE: No. Wait, what?

no

CYNTHIA!!!

That traitors ending…

I’m not going to the Joint Address. I will be live posting and chatting with you all here instead. Then going on IG Live after.

BREAKING: Trump just got humiliated and fact checked by the French President. You’ve gotta see this:

Cynthia Erivo is set to play Jesus Christ in ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ at the Hollywood Bowl this Summer.

NEWS: Hagan Scotten, one of the SDNY attorneys prosecuting Eric Adams' case, has resigned ... and is blasting the Trump Justice Department on the way out.

just helping you little deviants prepare for valentine’s day

🙋‍♂️

🚨 @petebuttigieg.bsky.social has been added to Gays of Bluesky

wait omg

ME: did you save it? ONEDRIVE: hypothetically, yes

LMFFFFFAAAOOOOO

Jasmine Crockett nailed it! She explains EXACTLY why MAGA is going after DEI. " They don't want any more Kamala Harris's. They don't want any more Jasmine Crockett's. But I got news for them. I don't care what they do. We will fight to the end to make sure that we get our due."