The Confessions II vinyl launch was absolutely wonderful, the variants are beautiful. Everyone loved it. Everyone except me… because, sadly, rough trade have only just bothered to despatch my preorder from April

vampires:

Dictator MBS wants to join in on drive activities and be treated like a god but that’s NEVER going to happen with the utter shit show under his watch

Races like that make me lose even more faith in the FIA

Darkroom vs Front Room

Put your #fcf s away and stream Madonna

It’s not perfect, I would make a few changes BUT COADF II is a solid asf album, the gays have been spoilt

School is a darkroom song, Madonna knows her audience

Kylie would have slapped on Danceteria

morning

I’m hearing Kylie is not on COADF II

It ‘twas the day before Madonna releases COADF II

And then there were 7… a Big Day for a Little Monster 🥰

This is where I lose faith in digital because slayyyter’s coachella set is slowly falling off of YouTube, bring back #$T. Loser 🙇🏼‍♂️

Hating on this album was and remains attention seeking

My bedroom was 33C all night

wfh: working from hell

Sun Cheek you have

FUCK

Thinking of ar Brenda today

Hey Lady Gaga, what kind of Met Office heat warning is in place for later this week?

Spanish measures and dark rooms were found

It’s giving cherry pie 🍒

Sun Seekers

A straight line queue at the airport bar??? we used to be a proper country

Finally finished Hacks, I am not ok

Just when you thought it was safe to go back outside

Billie Piper divorcing her husband:

Hungover at what cost (hungry and H word)

Madonna messages a lot on Grindr, I worry about her, I think she’s addicted

Crying heavily over the Euphoria finale was not on my bingo card but there we are

Messy bed but better in red 💋

My work as a new perk is offering summer hours, so every Friday I finish lunchtime until 4th September. What a big fat win

All for keeping the vulnerable safe but the BBC pushing an amber heat notification for 24 degrees is too much

Valencia (behaving)

The Valencia Lookbook

Ppl who come to the gym on a sunny day to do a 14km/h incline walk on the limited treadmills, go to the park next door challenge

The Devil Wears Nada

Candles but make them gay asf 🙂‍↕️

UK public crashing out about hantavirus on one hand while using the other hand to vote parasites into local gov

Charli I love you babe but that song is kerbside for collection already

New music Friday has slapped today, had to put a shift in to get through it all

Insta stories posted from meta sunglasses are such a fucking ick

The bank holiday weekend weather forecast is not ok, we all work to hard for this shit

My crystal ball over Laura Dern joining The White Lotus cast was clearly stronger than I realised!! 🪷

6th day in a row of nice weather, not long until the news announces drought

Resetting my bsky back to gay

The pre-cum part of tomato ketchup can break a meal for me