Valencia (behaving)

The Valencia Lookbook

Ppl who come to the gym on a sunny day to do a 14km/h incline walk on the limited treadmills, go to the park next door challenge

The Devil Wears Nada

Candles but make them gay asf 🙂‍↕️

UK public crashing out about hantavirus on one hand while using the other hand to vote parasites into local gov

Charli I love you babe but that song is kerbside for collection already

New music Friday has slapped today, had to put a shift in to get through it all

Insta stories posted from meta sunglasses are such a fucking ick

The bank holiday weekend weather forecast is not ok, we all work to hard for this shit

My crystal ball over Laura Dern joining The White Lotus cast was clearly stronger than I realised!! 🪷

6th day in a row of nice weather, not long until the news announces drought

Resetting my bsky back to gay

The pre-cum part of tomato ketchup can break a meal for me

Rising number of Grindr messages containing mate and bro

Everyone and everything looks better in the sun

Me to anyone showing a hint of negativity about Confessions on a Dance Floor: Part II

Logged out most apps, I fear my phone is ruining my life

It’s camp af… but I expected the end of the song to be the chorus and the chorus to be the bridge, so my first listen impression is the song never really gets going. We’ll see

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Walking home with Kylie vs challengers wind. I’m winning

Sport is my passion

Capitalist April Fools is pointless because every year companies create semi decent things as a joke and the comment section is stacked with demand 😭

I really thought Traitors Stephen’s jacket and jumpsuit bombshells were going to overhaul spring summer on the high street. I thought fashion could be fast, where are they?

I’m actually fed the fuck up of faceless Grindr profiles having attitude and couples looking for friends on Tinder

Oh Bristol 💙

My season is starting

£1,000,000 by Cadbury’s current pricing structure

The demon jumped out of her and into me, I’m now in a cult

It was the eve before Slayyyter’s new album

Anyway speaking of queer

The heartbreak is the film, starts off a 5 and ends up a 2. wtf

Was really enjoying Queer until the second half ripped up the plot, themes and aesthetics

The ctrl and fn key is switched around on my new work laptop

Mandatory quiz at ticket sales tbh

Just been to West End Girl. 5 star from Lily Allen. Sad only 5% of the audience had listened to the album

Off to West End Girl

Petition for gyms to stop playing music out loud, nobody wants it and your taste is shit. Headphone supremacy

Hometown Grindr is always very humbling

The auto-opening Amazon ad on Grindr might be the last straw for me, it’s doing my head in 🙇🏼‍♂️🙇🏼‍♂️

Spring Springin’

A euphoric pop sensation from Mother Hathaway

🎤 off owt

Frid🫶🏻y

I posted my #fcf content early

Good morning, Friday morning

I don’t speak French, only with my clothes off (Close friends enjoyed this one)

Any airport is a lounge when pret sells wine !!

Don’t have a fixed rate energy tariff xxxx

Why does everyone at the airport behave like it’s their first day on earth 🙇🏼‍♂️🙇🏼‍♂️