I really thought Traitors Stephen’s jacket and jumpsuit bombshells were going to overhaul spring summer on the high street. I thought fashion could be fast, where are they?

I’m actually fed the fuck up of faceless Grindr profiles having attitude and couples looking for friends on Tinder

Oh Bristol 💙

My season is starting

£1,000,000 by Cadbury’s current pricing structure

The demon jumped out of her and into me, I’m now in a cult

It was the eve before Slayyyter’s new album

Anyway speaking of queer

The heartbreak is the film, starts off a 5 and ends up a 2. wtf

Was really enjoying Queer until the second half ripped up the plot, themes and aesthetics

The ctrl and fn key is switched around on my new work laptop

Mandatory quiz at ticket sales tbh

Just been to West End Girl. 5 star from Lily Allen. Sad only 5% of the audience had listened to the album

Off to West End Girl

Petition for gyms to stop playing music out loud, nobody wants it and your taste is shit. Headphone supremacy

Hometown Grindr is always very humbling

The auto-opening Amazon ad on Grindr might be the last straw for me, it’s doing my head in 🙇🏼‍♂️🙇🏼‍♂️

Spring Springin’

A euphoric pop sensation from Mother Hathaway

🎤 off owt

Frid🫶🏻y

I posted my #fcf content early

Good morning, Friday morning

I don’t speak French, only with my clothes off (Close friends enjoyed this one)

Any airport is a lounge when pret sells wine !!

Don’t have a fixed rate energy tariff xxxx

Why does everyone at the airport behave like it’s their first day on earth 🙇🏼‍♂️🙇🏼‍♂️

Fighting the Sunday Scaries

Deliveries before 10am on a Saturday… WHO asked for that 😒

My gym gives away free Prosecco at 6pm on Fridays, is it socially acceptable to neck one and leave because I don’t come to the gym to socialise 😭

Uber driver turned off his music and put Ariana Grande on a bit too quickly for my liking 💅🏻

Dying for You on 🔁

Humppp Dayyy

me & my mood @ just the slightest hint of spring sunshine 🌞😌🌼

The sun is curing my SAD

What’s your favourite dish?

Oh lighten up

All for gays networking but Tinder is NOT the place - swiping away over taken people looking for mates like bffr 🙇🏼‍♂️🙇🏼‍♂️🙇🏼‍♂️

I fear it’s going to be an olive oil AND laundry detergent month

The Moment was incredibly camp with a Fleabag level of dry British humour. The first half was stronger than the second but ultimately a fun film miss xcx

Could have stopped it here

I just want to go on holiday and fuck around on a beach to midnight sun

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, couples joined at the hip in the gym, weird to me

Industry is on track to end as one of the greatest tv shows of all time, another 10/10 episode

Happy Valentine’s Day 👅

see when you do clownery!

beautiful

Bluesky moderation love to paint my green flags red 😒

I am SO over rain

The backlash on The Devil Wears Prada 2 plot 😭 specifically Amanda not remembering a random assistant from 20 years ago, I think it’s realistic and camp. I can’t see how people are suggesting she has dementia, twenty years at that level, she’s not going to remember every face be ffr