It's my birthday soon Feeling weird about it

Some people use their close friends story in a very odd way Like, does the fact that you're having a glass of wine need to go to your close friends specifically?

I'm not going to pretend to be the most informed football person but should it really have taken us that long to score against Panama??

Literally what even was this??

I am sweat I have always been sweat I have never known the feeling of dry

Credit card is crying because I was just served an ad for the Percival menswear summer sale 🫦

Tired of thinking so much about someone I hate

Sweaty tits init

Thinking about all the pits going un-sniffed in this heatwave 😢

Every home town’s got the ominous megastructure. What’s yours? Kind of iconic though

Kind of like being out in this heat because I'm a sweaty mess at the best of times and this weather makes me feel less self conscious about it

It smells like after it's rained on holiday 😊

I'm bored of all your political takes now can you go back to posting day of the week thirst pics

My kingdom for this level of chest definition 😣

Wes is going to be the home sec then... 🤢

No fan of Keir Starmer But I still think it's a net negative for the country to be cycling through prime ministers so quickly

In a shocking twist, a bunch of gays went to the ponds on a hot day. @arossinlondon.bsky.social @patrickwb95.bsky.social @jacksayspurple.bsky.social

Riding a lime bike through London in the summer is probably the best feeling in the world actually

Someone's not having a good daddies day so far

We need to do something about phone etiquette Why are you asking me a question and then going on your phone while I'm answering 😠

I go to Barry's Famously But it is so cringe

The feel I pride for you prides me with fill

You know who you almost never hear anything about Keir Starmer's wife Not that I'm at all interested but I could definitely at least name the spouses of the last few prime ministers But I know nothing about her, not even her name

On hold with IT support for 15 minutes and counting I've got unlimited minutes and nothing but time No matter how many times you tell me I can find answers online I will not hang up

There's a guy in my Barry's class who looks kind of like Andy Burnham It's a sign!

Tiktok girlies be like "here are all my favourite spots in London!" And it's 3 pubs in de beauvoir and The Devonshire

Say it quietly King in the north

Oh wow it's another pic of myself topless in the Barry's changing rooms that I've already shared on Instagram...

It's felt like Friday every evening this week so far and somehow it's still not Friday evening yet

I'm so sick of every advert being an advert for like 3 different things Why is this video an ad for a phone and a car and Google Gemini and also promoting the new Spiderman film like just do one thing!!

Your favourite gooner's favourite gooner

I just think it would be funny if our prime minister was called Andy Like, that's crazy What's next? Prime minister Tony?? 🤣🤣

Today I learned that Rose Gray is married to Harris Dickinson??? And that they've been dating since high school 🥹

Oh wow it's another pic of myself topless in the Barry's changing rooms that I've already shared on Instagram...

I should really replay and actually finish CONTROL some time I was really into it but I was too much of a pussy to play it for long periods of time

Saw Self Esteem tonight and it was incredible 🥹 I love when live music actually gives me goosebumps

Cucumber 🤢

I like when Scotland are included in football things because it means I get to hear Yes Sir, I Can Boogie 🥰

Rosary beads The original fidget toy

Saw Pride the musical And it was good 2nd half was better than the first Still a tearjerker even in musical form Made me really want to rewatch the film 🏳️‍🌈

Started looking at hair dye on Amazon

Everyone getting butt hurt about the Scottish bank holiday is the same weird mentality people get about strikes Don't be jealous of the people who are receiving the benefit, demand the benefit for yourself!

I don't think we as a society appreciate enough how nice it feels to not need a shit

That's how I'm tryina be

Oh no I think this is going to be a "why doesn't anyone like me" hangover rather than an "I'm going to be sick" hangover 🫪

I'm sorry but if you can sit down (normality, like a normal human) and you still have abs in that position You're a freak.

Sweaty breasts Big naturals Honkers Jugs if you will

Sweaty breasts Big naturals Honkers Jugs if you will

The waistband of my underwear keeps folding over under my belly and I'm feeling very yucky about it!!! 🫪🫩

Who up grouping their chats?