Wonder if you can request a memorial bench in the cruising area of Hampstead heath

Having a lot of Feelings™️ at the moment and I do not like it

One of the best doccy who episodes ever

I need to trim my bush

What did they do to my man? 😢 Open the cosmetology schools

This year's met gala theme feels a bit loose Like I feel like I could group all of the looks together and it would take me ages to guess the theme

On this topic, anyone got any recommendations for a first timer in Gran Can

Where are people buying cute swimwear from for a reasonable price??

Happy Stargate Day! 😃

Anyone wanna be boy best friends? 👉🏻👈🏻

Wasn't she on Golden Girls?

Got that bit of hang-xiety where my brain tells me no one wants to be around me ✨💖🐬

Playlist for when I'm roofied by a cannibal

As someone who loved (LOVED) the first film DWP2 was okay. Not amazing, not awful I'm glad it was it's own stand alone thing and wasn't just pure nostalgia bait But the plot could've done with some refining

I'm at a place now where I truly don't care what I look like when I go, just get me to the beach!!

Knocking my sertraline back with a gin martini making me feel like a 1950s housewife on the edge

Where do people buy jeans from? I'm tired of going to Next

I'm enjoying the trend of only having one token content creator

I missed jockstrap day apparently...

Very few plans on a bank holiday weekend? What if I just... spiralled about that 🙂

Worked basically all evening and now I can't sleep 🙂

Holiday in two weeks and I don't think there's enough time to lose all the weight I want to but I think that's okay

If you're not following me on hevy you're only getting half the story

What is it with the men in my gym and finishing a set and then walking to the other side of the gym for 2 minutes then coming back to the equipment for the next set

The Lady Gaga Doechii song really sounds like a rupaul final challenge song...

You can't tell me what to do

Genuinely think I've had a near perfect weekend 🥹 Whole day at thorpe park yesterday with some of my oldest friends Drinks into the evening with some homos and new friends Chill Sunday walking around my leafy neighbourhood Spending plenty of time with my main squeeze Jack 💖

You can't tell me what to do

It's taken 10 years but today we rode our first rollercoaster together 🎢🥹 @patrickwb95.bsky.social

My goal every weekend is for my straight colleagues to say "oh wow you had a busy one!" whenever I tell them on Monday morning what I got up to

I need to do more cardio I just ran for the bus and I'm actually gasping sitting on it now

Everyone is getting on my last nerve at w*rk at the moment

This guy???

😌

Me just before sticking my dick in the Henry hoover:

This shirt is too small but it makes my arms and tits look good so yeah

I won't be watching but I'm already mad at how robbed Crystal Methyd is going to be

Major benefit of the tube strike is that my walk to work by the tower of London was completely free of shambling tourists 😍

This is what happens to me when I think about this episode too

Look, I ♥️ consent as much as the next person but is it really necessary for you to do a close friends consent check every week??

"post a pic of yourself from 202-" No. That person is dead And they took their terrible dye job with them

Didn't go to the gym this morning

While we're decorating the bedroom I haven't been able to take any thirsty pics and that is a big shame tbh

Why are Sundays so shit

Not to brag but Jack said he would still love me even if I was a snail 😌

The desire to become a leather boy has reared its head again...

Watching Rugrats as an adult just hits different

Misery I think I was probably around 6 or 7

What's the deal with those baseball teams on tiktok that sing songs and do slutty little dances Is that what baseball is?

Has that irritating Oxford tiktok f*g not graduated yet 🙄🙄