Box menswear has radicalised me in terms of how much I'm prepared to pay for underwear and swimwear

Don't mean to brag but I just won £50 on premium bonds 😌😌

We as a society haven't appreciated enough how iconic Chrissie Jackson was

The other day I went to a proper gym for the first time and used the free weights section and I actually felt like I knew what I was doing and I gave myself a good upper body workout I think 😃

Repost you in a singlet

Less burger buns should be brioche and more should be pretzel buns

How big are you? 6'/183cm No idea how much I weigh

Are inner chest muscles a thing? And if they are, how do I hit them? I feel like I'm missing my cleavage at the moment

I've got a load of ringer t-shirts that I can't wait to wear once I've got more or a flat stomach 🙃🙃

As much as I care about international conflicts, if the UK is going to continue to take questionable positions on them, I'd rather we just went back to splendid isolation tbh

Alright own up, who was it that taught all the political pundits hacks the word sectarian?? 🧐🧐

Can't wait to see whatever furry bait this thing evolves into

Also the electrician didn't even try to have sex with me which doesn't make much sense to me based on all the knowledge I've gained of tradies from videos on the internet 🤔

The electricians came over and have now left and erm I don't know what to do with this situation

And plucked out a nose hair that was completely WHITE 🤢💀

She Gorton on my Denton till I Green 💚

I can't wait to be in a hotel so I can take some new nudes

I genuinely believe that the bits of London which are in Westminster are too important to be in the control of a council elected by only the residents of Westminster and that the GLA (or similar) should be given control for the sake of making all those bits of London work best for the whole city

Can't wait for Westminster Council to stage some sort of appeal process and get this shut down because they hate the city they reside in 😍😍😍

All the kings horses and all the kings men after giving up putting him back together again:

Is being in a calorie deficit just feeling hungry all the time? Cause I think I've got that

Went barrys before work this morning please clap

*louder than everyone else* me!!

Guy on Instagram who's literally been photographed by every single gay photographer on his majesty's internet I could go on any London queer photographers profile and there he is in his birthday suit

Tired and cranky 😠

Middle aged lefties on here are honestly such a weird bunch of people...

And now I've beaten Typhon too 😌😌😌

The weirdness of hanging out with my in-laws is we can all criticise Reform Except they're doing it cause they're tories And I'm doing it cause I'm a communist

Albert Schloss is something I will never understand about straight culture Why is it so popular?

Patrick stop buying Gymshark clothing in the hopes it'll make you look like the models on the website challenge do that challenge

The unexpected Doccy Who rewatch has taken me to The Empty Child and it's still just as terrifying as it was when I was 9 years old...

Was just doing some light editing to a picture and Google photos decided to start me on ozempic...

Why is the TfL bus announcement noise the most ominous and foreboding sound ever made Literally sounds like it's heralding the grim reaper rather than a change of driver

Forever oscillating between 'I wanna be toned and slim and defined' and 'I wanna be big and beefy and huge'

Can't wait to cash in all these pit taxes 😍

What's with the strong correlation between body builders and being f*st pigs 🤔🤔

Ash Wednesday means it's the anniversary of one of the best things I've ever seen outside a tube station

I'm at a stage now where I just don't believe anything I read on the internet I don't even mean from an AI overview point of view (although yes, definitely that) But for years content has been produced in order to get eyeballs on it rather than educate and inform. Be that through SEO or social

Instagram putting reels on the right hand side is actually the worst thing to ever happen because why am I on the tube swiping through a collage of pics and then suddenly there's some guy at full volume talking about how much his p*ts stink??????

First big shop since Christmas and oh my god I feel so much less stressed with a full fridge

I'm not going to say being an influencer is a hard job (because it's not) But it's also not something everyone can do And some people who try are very very bad at it

I feel like A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms has kind of lost its bottle a bit I was quite enjoying a more fun/funny installment in the GOT universe but I feel like it's just slipped back into dark, shocking, gory, paint by numbers Game of Thrones

Happy V day gays.💘

Happy V day gays.💘

Love all the gayboys celebrating their loves today 😍🥹🥰

Maybe I'm just really sheltered but I just don't believe this actually happens that often irl

I NEEEEEEEED to stop eating like absolute shit!!!!!!!

Actually feeling extremely self conscious about this lately lol 😗✌🏻🤪

Well yes