I'm in the market for a chain (like a small necklace chain) can anyone recommend a good brand which won't make my neck go green? 🙏🏻🙏🏻

You ever accidentally scratch an insect bite and it's like waking up a dormant volcano? I want to rip my skin off 🙂

Remember when Keir Starmer said sausages instead of hostages I think about that on a near daily basis

Need to get back to Roast again soon I wanna dance in slutty clothing

Instagram got it so it might as well go here too

The bugs of Sorrento have FEASTED on my legs this trip and oh my god the levels of itchiness I cannot cope 😖😖

Imo girth is more important than length although it should be in proportion

Will send pole to the first person who buys me a Nintendo eShop gift card so I can get this xxx

My conspiracy theory is that someone out there is making super realistic artificial skin just so they can film endless blackhead extraction videos for Tiktok

Will send pole to the first person who buys me a Nintendo eShop gift card so I can get this xxx

Can the current government please just do something, anything that is fucking popular A new bank holiday Reduce tax on alcohol Open a new leisure centre Fucking anything they can point to so in 4 years they can say they've had a positive impact on people's lives Fuck me is it that hard??

.....anyway 😬

A gay mosquito:

Everyone jumping on the Carl Cashman train now when I've been here for ages 😤

🚨🚨🚨Russell Tovey ass in series 2 of Juice🚨🚨🚨

Oh god, put a bra on 🫣

Guys You'll never believe this There's this couple on Tiktok And one of them is really healthy and likes healthy food And the other one like pizza 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂🤣🤣🤣 Honestly, they're like chalk and cheese (but are both still gym fit muscle gays)

I love a wedding! 💚

California is one of chappell's best songs 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

What's the point of an uncut dildo? 🤨

Every queer friendship group be like

I love a wedding! 💚

What is it with people on here reposting racist and offensive shit tr*mp says being like "LOOK AT HIM HES BEING RACIST AND OFFENSIVE" Like no fucking shit, who are you informing?? 😮‍💨😮‍💨

I know I'm trash but I've always thought the saggy jeans so you can see their underwear trend was hot 🫣

In contrast to whatever is happening with the new iOS, the latest Google system update is quite pretty actually

Beautiful Liar, Beyonce, Shakira (2007) should be played at more clubs I go to

Please let this be an end to the Corbyn vanity project 😮‍💨

"update: I fucked him ☺️" gotta be the worst kind of content the gays have brought to social media

Me when I get abducted by a tiny spaceship

Just a little #humpday throwback

Just a little #humpday throwback

Arm hurts 🤕

Had a craving to watch About Time and it's not on any streaming services?? 🥲

Gonorrhoea? I hardly know her! 💉

Let's fucking gooooo!

Woman on the tube platform having a work call so loudly I'm half expecting her to assign me some actions off the back of it

People talking about putting on the heating are actually crazy How poorly insulated are your homes???

I'm bored and hungover so go ahead, ask me stuff, maybe I'll answer it ngl.link/patrick_wb951

Gay men who have only female friends and gay men who have no female friends have a similar yet distinct unnerving aura

I'm going to see the same pics 1000 times today across Instagram 😮‍💨

I'm sorry but people doing earnest, sincere psychoanalysis of the bullet casing which says "*notices you bulge* UwU" is so funny 😭

Weird food content ick: When they run the knife down the food to show how crispy it is

Probably the last outing this year for the speedo

Forgot to leave the flat today 😗

Getting c*ckblocked by the tube strikes The union has gone too far this time 😮‍💨

Probably the last outing this year for the speedo

Went to a leaving drinks for a friend I used to work with last night and all these former colleagues who I've not seen for a year or so kept telling me I was looking really buff and muscly 🥹🥰

My social life is really getting in the way of my watching Alien Earth life 😤