London gays, I went to see this last night and it was amazing! My face hurt from laughing so much, pure camp queer joy! Pls go see it asap so we can talk about it

I have two days to file a massive and important story and I haven't even started transcribing the hour-long interview yet 😭😭😭

Being getting somewhere before Google Maps told me I'd be there is good But getting somewhere a full half hour before Google Maps told me I'd be there is actively erotic 🫦

Our job is just PR for Edinburgh

Night and day

Packed it all in and went to Scotland for the weekend

Would you like to pay us to butter your muffin?

Might just pack it all in and go to Scotland this weekend, what the hell!

Witnessed something extremely traumatic on my tube journey home this evening but I also did ten full pull-ups in a row so I'm probably fine right?

I was invited to the Eden Project to meet its founder to mark 25 years since it first opened its doors. It was a wonderful interview and probably one of my favourite things I've ever written. Is he a genius? Is he a fantasist? You decide! www.telegraph.co.uk/environment/...

Gen Z doesn't have the range

Sincerely, Americans, reduce your volume by 90% We will all hear you fine

Something something otter something something twink something something bears something something gay Send Bluesky post

When were you gatekeeping b******s going to tell me Kelloggs Fruit And Fibre is an elite cereal?! Was I just supposed to flounder in ignorance forever?!?

Crazy that Human Nature/The Family Of Blood is one of the very few Doctor Who stories set in the past where the characters believably talk and behave like people from the past would have behaved

Open letters are just blogs

We'd never have all this trouble with the Gay of Hormuz, that's all I'm saying

Posting fat hog on main? It's more likely than you think!

On holiday for a week, and I've had 400 emails, so let's go through and see the stats...

Sunset spa was extremely swish

Name idea for a Britain-based Argentine-Indian fusion restaurant: The Argy Bhaji

Barry's class is so small they're making everyone start on treadmill so you know

I'm not saying they're NOT giving off Poundland Rowlet, B&M Fennekin, and Home Bargains Sobble, but complaining about Pokémon is a fools game which will ultimately rob you of joy so what's the point?

Leaning towards Gecqua on first look ngl

Happy 30th Birthday to Pokémon! I have been playing since 1998, I've been halfway around the world with this franchise, I've met the creator of it, and my enthusiasm remains undimmed! Can't wait to find out what the future holds! #Pokémon30

Guess what me and all my colleagues have spent all afternoon chuckling about 😅

So Substack is just Blogspot now or...?

Drag name idea No. 5794: Nova Ping

I LOVED A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms. Beautiful TV, beautifully made with reverence to the source material but also lifted it off the page and filled those words with so much heart

Me, believing Google when it tells me the quickest way to get to Dean Street from work is to get off the tube at Oxford Circus:

Whenever a journalist tells me they think it's faster to use AI to transcribe their interviews, my takeaway is that they are simply not very good at transcribing

Putting on a bowtie to celebrate with the roundest boy of all time

Honestly laughable that Gmail is telling me how I should write when I'm a professional writer and Gmail is naught but an ugly inbox bitch

Damn A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms simply not putting one foot wrong here, I feel so emotional after watching episode five

I hate moustaches so much. I hate beards too but at least a beard can make a man look rugged. Moustaches are the devil's work; why did a oak processionary moth larvae die on your lip like that and why is it covered in food?

If you think about it, Titanium by Sia is kinda the Mr Brightside for the girls and gays 🤔

If you want to go to Hell, you should take a trip To the Sodom and Gomorra on the Miss-iss-ip

I hate to say it, but being somewhat serious here, there's a fair chance it could be me 🤔

Reminder to all straight people when it's raining: you do not need a golf umbrella x

It's a cosy Sunday morning, can we do some NGLs? It's fun 🥹 ngl.link/jacksayspurple

A few weeks ago I saw a guy on here posting about being angry with a friend for making him a dinner which didn't take into account his macros and the fact he was cutting He went on to say he didn't enjoy the fact that so many friend hangouts are so food focused as a result of experiences like that

Me watching the rugby and seeing literally any interactions between players: "I wonder if there's a Heated Rivalry type thing going on there"

Audible's obsession pushing of the Harry Potter audio drama is so weird to me. Like, I've just finished a grown-up sci-fi horror and it's like "you know what you'd like based on what you've just listened to? Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets" Girl, shut up

The question no one is asking

Me: I watch A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms for the plot The plot:

These houses have been sitting empty for around a year now and they're so desperate that they're starting to rent them out for like £5k per month lol

Started a new book this morning and the first two chapters have been so good I worry that I'm gonna become dangerously evangelical about recommending it

L-O-N-D-O-N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's kind of wild that Russell T Davies wrote no less than four political "first contact" stories set within the same fictional universe 🤔

Can't believe I found out about this penguin meme thing from reading an analysis of it in the Telegraph of all places Feeling blessed not to be extremely online rn 🥰