Look at my handsome man 😍

Kesha really did it for the gays with Origami - maybe the first actually Big Gay Song™ of summer

Pleased to see @scottemery.bsky.social got nearly twice as many votes than all three of the Reform candidates combined A genuinely great public servant who works hard and is a vocal advocate for our area, and very lovely guy every time he's canvassed me!

I met one of the most genuinely unpleasant voices in my industry tonight. An 'executive editor' at a somewhat big UK newspaper who was champing at the bit to replace journalists with AI. Desperately convinced that the ability to tell stories is the preserve of AI from here on out. What a bleak view

Everyone get into Patrick's DMs and say nice things to him right now or you'll have me to answer to!!! 😡😡😡

I was too young/stupid to get this episode at the time, but Moffat really ate with this one

Not one single character here deserves to be anywhere near that throne

Opinion: everyone is using a bag that's too big for their needs

It's crazy to me that people living in 2026 still haven't bothered to understand the fundamental point of Pride And Prejudice, which is that just because someone is a bit shy does not necessarily mean they are being rude to you

How the fuck did we end up back in hell [a world where summery t-shirts are all in shades of beige] again?

I'm extremely over the trend in men's t-shirts where they put a small logo on the pocket, and then an enormous version of the exact same thing on the back

Honestly, having interviewed a lot of them, be really glad you're not elite in your field. People who are elite in their fields are so boring because they cast the rest of their lives aside to attain that success and have literally nothing else and end up with empty, meaningless existences

Honestly at this point, just cast Jenna Coleman, bring in Young Victoria, get Helen Mirren back in as the Queen, we can license that Oprah interview with Meghan and Harry, let's just retroactively build the Crowniverse tbh

TfL rejected my request to close an entirely pointless bus stop which is less than 100 metres away from the next one ☹️

I'm currently reading an extremely frustrating book which has an EXCELLENT concept that I've wanted to read for YEARS but just such a sloppy execution

It's taken 10 years but today we rode our first rollercoaster together 🎢🥹 @patrickwb95.bsky.social

I don't know how many more times I need to say this but if you're posting about Reform/Farage/Trump in order to dunk on them, you're still posting about Reform/Farage/Trump

Lil guys

After 10 days of work, we finally finished painting the bedroom last night and now it feels like Friday even though it's Wednesday

Post you in another country etc etc

What do you mean in S3E3 (Gridlock) Thomas Kincade Brannigan refers to the 10th Doctor as a "street strut" and not a "street slut"?! What do you mean?!

I can only hope the new owners of my work will have a big magnet budget 😨

Beginning to think B&Q is a psy-op designed to make us all appreciate painter-decorators more

The truest means of showing me affection is to simply prove the following statement correct: "Jack does not have to do everything for things to get done."

Tickets for The Mad King acquired! I am READYYYYYY!!!!!

Pretty much I would let The Edgware Branch know that she is a fat c*nt and the shoes that she gave me were NOT something I would particularly buy for myself... they were OLD MAIDEN type of shoes. She said those shoes were meant to be worn on a beautiful woman so if that's the case she shoulda put th

I am a huge ASOIAF fan but this just seems so boring to me. Like, dragons, fire, blood, war etc but there are also basically no stakes to any of it. Literally every obstacle is solved by setting fire to it with dragons, which is going to make for a very dull film variety.com/2026/film/ne...

I'm going to blow up at the next person I see getting on the tube before everyone has got off.

Also, FWIW, Mancunians are by far the rudest people in the UK for my money - if I think of every unpleasant interaction I've had with a stranger over the last ten years, at least two thirds have been in Manchester (Primarily from gay men, I'm sorry to say)

Just wrote a funny column about why Londoners are friendlier than people from any other part of the country Can't wait to see how furious this makes readers 🙃

We have been sanding our bedroom walls ahead of painting it and I am covered in dust 🙃

Controversial opinion but here goes: Paperbacks > hardbacks

The absolute state of this 🤢

My dream is to go on Mastermind where my specialist subject would be "The Difference Between Raisins and Sultanas" Currently I refer to all of them as 'currants' though so it will be a long journey for me ⛰️

Listening to an audiobook and the narrator just pronounced the word 'misshapen' like 'miss happen' 👁️👄👁️

The worst kind of gay

I am as woke as they come but I truly don't care whether my delivery is coming via electric vehicle tbh

Me, to the bedroom door handle which keeps falling off

BREAKING: The Doomsday Clock has been set to WINE O’CLOCK

Trying to psych myself up to run five kilometres tonight after work and I truly can't think of much worse rn

Just bought decorators caulk and super glue so just call me Bloke Manlison

I'm so sci-fi-pilled that I'm really having to work to be impressed with this, given we had much more impressive visuals in Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise Of Skywalker

Having some complicated feelings about the gay community at the moment and I have no where to express them Times like this I really wish I had a substack tbh

Wanna play Pokopia but can't really afford it rn 😔

My friend lent me his jacket and idk I just look so cute in it

Sunday... a day of rest... BUT NOT FOR MEEEEEEE

Do pre workouts tend to have caffeine in them because I had one at like 6.15pm last night and I couldn't sleep until like 2am, despite being the most relaxed I have ever been in my life right now

If Artemis is the first manned mission to the Moon in 50+ years, explain this

I've seen three separate men on Instagram today shave off their moustaches and they all look so good! If we can make this a trend I would personally be grateful 🙏🏼