Why does my stomach always get so red after I work out? 🤔

Have we accidentally entered the timeline where I have muscles????

Paid £28.30 for a marble toilet brush holder today 🤩

I was lucky enough to be invited to a UK preview screening of #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms this evening and I just ADORED it! It's a wonderful adaption of everything that made the novella special with plenty of unexpected comedy, texture, and fun! Easter eggs aplenty! Westeros fans, we are EATING!

Y'all guys fully restarting your islands on Animal Crossing are mental, I love my lil animal homies too much to say goodbye 🥹

Nintendo just announced a new entry in the ARMS series x

Unpopular opinion, but I think it's kinda cringe that the Pokémon Lego sets are explicitly aimed at adult nerds rather than children, who are the actual target audience of Pokémon

Every time I see this poster I think it's wild that Ezra Miller is doing a TV drama with Robert Webb from Peep Show

My toxic trait is that I firmly believe there's basically nothing I can't fix around the house with Gorilla Glue

On the Charing Cross branch during commuter time, feel like such a loser

The first five posts I see as I open this app are all gays telling me they've slipped on the ice lol

Love a walk when it's chilly

The way that no one is forcing you to use Twitter. You’re staying there for the attention you receive. You’re choosing to stay on a platform that is implementing more and more morally and ethically wrong features, to the point that people are creating AI generated child porn.

Delete your Twitter account x

Roxy is the secret traitor, calling it now #TheTraitors

Fiona out here reminding us all that Welsh people truly make the best TV and we don't have enough of them on the box #TheTraitors

I was once sitting next to Jemma Redgrave in a Highgate wine bar and she left her bag so I took it back to her and we had a little chat about how great she is in Doctor Who 🥺

Remember when I lived in a bubble in the desert?

Growling the words "quiet, piggy" with an accusatory jab of the finger is, unfortunately, the most iconic way to end a conversation in 2025

Would it be a trip to Manchester if I wasn't GOING THROUGH IT the next morning 🫩

Why do I have to keep saying this? If you're a gay club, you should not be playing Steps, S-Club 7, or Girls Aloud. We just lived through the best year for pop music in our lifetimes, we are we still pretending it's 2002?

Just did this work-out and now I'm dead (I's like 1, 1-2, 1-2-3, 1-2-3-4 etc and the numbers on the conditioning machines are calories)

God I hope so!! Non-fiction doesn't feed the soul, it doesn't make us dream! There are exceptions, of course, but if I have to read another navel-gazing memoir about how difficult life as a posh woman is, or another tome about the horrors of modern masculinity, I will despair

I've also had a banging year for nudes fyi (Also, this morning we learned that I've taken at least 10,000 pictures this year 😬)

Random complaint, but is anyone else finding the sound mixing in #TWBTLATS really weird? I feel the music is way too prominent yet I can barely hear some of the dialogue

I love this waistcoat/tie combination

It's 17.02 and I'm sitting down to relax on my day off for the first time since I got up this morning and started doing chores 🙃

Hotel lighting etc etc etc

I wish I had the confidence in myself and my abilities that Russell T Davies has when he sits down at his computer to write a Big Speech™

It's still brat summer somewhere (in my head)

Yeah I'm still young and hot, what of it?

Places I'd honestly rather kill myself than visit: Westfield White City

I love waking up in my master suite before heading out to my huge walxin closet to pick an outfit then going to the loo in the master roxln ready to start my day in my dream home that I can't escape from because it doesn't have a front door.

TikTok Shop keeps showing me this ad and idk why 😳

Work have created a calculator to see how much the things announced in the budget will affect you After plugging in all of my details, I am happy to announce that literally nothing has changed for me whatsoever

Just to prove how unserious the housebuilding industry in Britain is: they just knocked £400,000 off the new builds behind ours because they've been on the market for six months and no one thought they were worth £1.3m

My gold stars are a metaphor. For me. Being a star

This is my favourite meme, it makes me choke with laughter every time I see it, it just feels getting funnier the more you look at it idk I love this

During today's adventures I've been exploring the Kings Road and visiting Lordsport on the island of Pyke! (Better known as the Dark Hedges and Ballintoy Harbour)

Had a lot of fun at Tollymore Forest Park seeing various filming locations for Game Of Thrones yesterday. For the snowy opening scene of the first episode they spent 10 weeks dressing the forest in paper snow a foot deep 🤯

Prestonian Butter Pie, it's just mashed potato in a pie crust

Felt like my chest was looking good this morning idk

A lot of you guys didn't watch the BBC horror webcast called The Well in order to get a feel for what this 'Karen Gillan' character was gonna bring to doctor who and it shows 😤

This is what I look like in my head when I'm pairing up socks

I interviewed a bunch of photography experts about how to take good family (or friend) portraits and here it is! I learned a lot so hopefully you will too 📸 www.telegraph.co.uk/family/life/...

Really enjoyed this piece by @naomialderman.bsky.social about the rules we should all be following for using the internet. I tend to doubt the people who'd most benefit from reading it will read it, but it's very good share.google/Nnrvmsh9wTGu...

I need you all to know that Grindr has done a runway collection with wool gathered from the fleeces of "gay sheep" Sorry, but this is iconique 💅🏼

Remind me, in future, to never allow non-journalists to be in the room when I'm doing interviews again omg

Here's a thing: I feel like a lot of video-games are really invested in camera/photography, but I feel like I never see people using them?? I certainly never do Am I just massively out of the loop? Is this a thing you guys all love?

Straight people are lovely and I support them in their endeavours, but I don't want to hear about them or their lives x