NYT pitchbot: "Whether it's presidential pardons for January 6 rioters or left-wing juries failing to convict sandwich guy, both sides clearly have a problem with justice."

Zohran solving the housing crisis simply by getting elected.

painfully true as of today.

Anyone else watching this baseball game tonight?

my daughter as soon as she returns from trick or treating.

Kids walking past our house like our candy isn't good enough for them.

Great to see some of the work of my colleague, Jeremy Cohen, highlighted here! #HamOnt @mcmasteruniversity.bsky.social @jeremyfcohen.bsky.social www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Pretty wild that wide swaths of American Christianity empathize with billionaires but have no apparent empathy for SNAP recipients.

Whoever came up with those 1980s Grey Poupon commercials better have been paid well because almost 50 years later they still have people convinced that a $3 bottle of mustard is high cuisine. 🤣

Grokipedia? You mean Crock-ipedia? From Wikipedia's Grokipedia page:

New book alert: Shaily Patel, Smoke & Mirrors Discourses of Magic in Early Petrine Traditions! @oxfordunipress.bsky.social @vox-magica.bsky.social global.oup.com/academic/pro...

A parody of Seinfeld's Jackie Chiles that just happens to be a *real* commercial! Has anyone else seen this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fO2...

OK, I've got a couple of Audible book credits burning a hole in my pocket. Give me some recent *non-fiction* recommendations!

SNAP isn't about "people who don't work." It's about people who don't get paid enough to live. Of the 40 or so million people who rely on food stamps: * Two-thirds are children, seniors, or disabled * Most working-age adults who receive SNAP are employed—but in jobs that pay poverty wages

New analogy for the Trinity just dropped.

John knew the Synoptic Gospels. It's that simple. As always, @goodacre.bsky.social makes it crystal clear. Buy it. Read it. @eerdmansbooks.bsky.social

Explaining to children that they shouldn't worry about a career because the world will be completely unlivable in 15 years and that death will be a sweet relief from living in a nuclear wasteland is probably the hardest part of working at Build-a-Bear

The Department of Religion at Dartmouth College invites applications for a full-time, tenure-track appointment as Assistant Professor of the Hebrew Bible in its Ancient Context. apply.interfolio.com/176012

Perhaps we shouldn't have been surprised that a guy who loves golden showers (urophilia) is also into scatophilia?

Why did I check the social media accounts that I have muted?

Applications are invited for a four-year Junior Research Fellowship in New Testament at Keble College, Oxford. @kebleoxford.bsky.social www.keble.ox.ac.uk/vacancies/

Union Presbyterian Seminary invites applications and nominations for the position of Assistant, Associate, or full Professor of New Testament (tenure track or tenured). www.upsem.edu/wp-content/u...

I'm just a middle-aged dirtbag, baby. Listen to Dashboard Confessional, baby, with me.

Hazy IPAs should be opaque and breweries that make transparent beer and sell it as a "Hazy IPA" should be held liable.

If this is masculinity, then hell yeah we need to (in the immortal words of St. Paul) go and castrate ourselves. Then again, many of us have gone our whole adult lives never participating in such hateful speech, so maybe it's not our 'masculinity' that is under attack but your hatred.

when your teenager wakes up and tells you he wants to go camping you start packing, rain and cold weather be damned!

God, Slavery, and Early Christianity is out in the real world with @universitypress.cambridge.org! I have some extra, so retweet this by the end of Oct. 19 if you’re interested in receiving a copy! Book info here: www.cambridge.org/core/books/g...

This is why I will never leave Twitter.

apple TV fighting the good fight against grade inflation

I'm sorry, what?

Have had some thoughts on divine visibility percolating on a back burner for years. Hoping Luke Irwin's new book, *Jesus and the Visibility of God*, can sharpen my thinking and help me get some of it down on paper.

What evangelicals picture when they hear that Bad Bunny is going to perform during the Super Bowl halftime show.

The Department of Theology at Loyola University Maryland invites applications for the position of assistant professor, tenure-track, in the area of Hebrew Bible/Old Testament. loyola.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/External/job...

Five years ago today.

Dear Microsoft Outlook, In no world does the phrase "Snitches get..." end in "Outlook." Do better.

Spouse just checked our shared calendar and now I can see how I was wrong to abbreviate the title "The Harry Lyman Hooker Distinguished Visiting Professor."

Senior pastor, youth pastor, worship pastor.

So excited to hear that the Portuguese translation of *A Jewish Paul* is coming out this month! www.temasedebates.pt/produtos/fic...

Christmas might be coming early to our house!

If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs.

My spouse does not think our kids would lie about feeling sick to stay home from school. She claims that she never lied to stay home from school. Who did I marry?

We went all of September without using our a/c or heat but the thermostat wars are about to begin in earnest now that we have entered October.

A little too on the nose, McSweeney's.

Do you like birdwatching? Got the Merlin Bird ID App on your phone? Then you *need* to watch LISTERS: A Glimpse into Extreme Birdwatching! www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-w...

Ace of Base God to Lot and his family 🤝 Don't turn around!

Brilyn Hollyhand is the most middle-aged looking 12 year old that has ever walked this earth.

The Department of Middle Eastern Languages and Cultures at the University of California, Berkeley is pleased to announce that it is seeking applications for an Assistant Professor of Hebrew Bible. @ucberkeleyofficial.bsky.social melc.berkeley.edu/news/job-ann...

In tears.