MTG is a fucking loser man. I would’ve stayed and made their lives hell.

Breaking: zohran mamdani has converted trump to islam

If you didn’t blackout at El Centro in Hells Kitchen did you even experience peak Hells Kitchen…

I’m a triple threat: hungry, horny, and tired.

Yeah… POTUS is off his meds this week, you can tell.

Matt Gaetz is definitely in the Epstein Files.

*chefs kiss* MTG calling POTUS a traitor at the same exact moment POTUS was hosting the Saudi prince. This novela is getting spicy!

I know it’s a product of climate change but these weeks of wind in New York….. girl bye

Downloaded Hinge to dip me feet in the New York dating pool and… it’s a nah for me but more options than Boston so….

MTG on her apology tour - girl, fuck you.

H word….. HUNGRY

Ok Madonna ate with the 20th anniversary album of Confessions on a Dancefloor. Bop.

People continue to goon over Zohran’s experience (or lack thereof) while turning a blind eye to the President. They hate this man because he’s brown and ran one of the best campaigns post 2008 Obama. They hate to see people of color succeed.

I saw someone’s hinge profile say they aren’t political and it made me wonder how (especially in 2025).

Even if Trump was a p*do, his voters wouldn’t care lmao. Egg prices were too high.

Cities Skylines but for Pokemon 🥰

senate twink getting fucked in the senate was actually a metaphor for all of us

What’s wild is: the Supreme Court will find the tariffs unconstitutional which means businesses owners will get a refund — Trump will spin the narrative to say it’s a W.

Well folks, this is the end….

Schumer is going to fuck this up again the same way he did in March. I need AOC to primary this man stat. *Alexa, play Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj*

To the Dems who are about to vote w/ republicans to open the government… I hope you’re ready to lose your seat come midterms. Y’all never understand the fucking assignment.

Spent my Friday night playing Cities Skylines and I’m absolutely okay with that.

Sometimes I wonder what goes on in Schumer’s head… Just stick to the plan, homie.

I just know Rosalia and Hillary Duff can end the Government Shutdown.

U.S. businesses (the economy) lose 550M a day due to SNAP cuts — I wouldn’t be shocked if we start to lose 1T daily once 4000 daily flights start getting cancelled tomorrow + the economic impact to those hubs.

Truly wild how folks who didn’t know what a tariff was (or who pays for them), don’t know the difference between a civil and criminal offense, who think the undocumented can get ACA insurance, became experts in communism. Wild.

Yeah - we should primary all the establishment dems who refused to endorse Mamdani or waited until the week of… Looking at Chuck Schumer and Hakeem.

Watching Republicans lose is my kink.

Gooning over this Blue Tsunami, brb.

Zohran Day + the sexiest man alive being Jonathan Bailey announcement today… It’s a good day for us dark feature boys.

Someone on Staten Island is going to bed tonight thinking Shakira Law will be law of the land if Zohran wins lmao.

The amount of MEN I saw at the NYC marathon earlier today… I love being gay

My brain can’t comprehend how it takes 55 minutes to get from Manhattan to Brooklyn but I can get to my parents from Manhattan to Long Island in 40 mins wtf

Kamala throwing all these fuck bombs are a vibe. Fucking this fucking that fuck.

Seeing bits of Andy Cohen on Call Her Daddy pod and he really is the absolute worse and not even holding back.

FilibustInMe

When Lana says “I am fucking crazy, but I am free” — I felt that lmao

Is there an episode where Lisa DOESNT cry this season lmao #RHOSLC

Kind of ironic people all of a sudden care about Mamdani’s experience when you have a moron running the country and letting people experience food insecurity. That’s wild.

I just saw an article on people who eat roadkill and this is absolutely why I never go West of the Hudson River or south of the Verrazano Bridge. Absolutely nawt.

Tonight’s NYC Mayoral Debate was ICONIC. 10/10 lmao

Something I’m starting to hate is hearing these influencers complain about not having friends like wydm?

Saw a dead fox this morning on the Merritt Parkway… I too feel dead inside.

Nah, fuck that bitch, lol. I hope he chokes.

Honestly, I’m just asking for a remake of Pokemon Gold and Silver for the switch pls 🥷🏻🥹

Yasss Kim Petras!! Mama gave us absolutely nothing yet again 🥷🏻

My man said fuck you

Jamie Dimon saying he’d offer Mamdani advice on his economic policies is the final nail in the coffin for Cuomo.

Finished Monsters on Netflix last night and I think the theme is let gay boys be gay boys otherwise they’ll turn into killers - idk