Basically I need gym bro who also has goals and life structure, is social enough to do events but also likes to lay on the couch, is very direct and practical, gets excited about nerdy shit, gets along with my mom, is hot and also obsessed with me

The lighting is a paid actor

"9 Comics to Celebrate Pride" by @georgegustines.bsky.social (6/1/26): www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/a...

Meet me in the abandoned cycling studio.

The President of the United States is demented, perverted, incompetent, and a threat to democracy.

The lighting in this apartment makes me more confident than I actually should be 😂

I feel like I’m never gonna get this dream physique I want but that’s okay bc it’s that or give up food I like and beer occasionally

34 and these birthdays are starting to feel excessive

I’m the biggest benefactor

If you could speak to the president of the United States, what would you say

I would like things to stop happening to me please

Me and my man making out to Kiss at tonight’s Demi concert

as a child I wanted Jerry the mouse to die

Laundry day 😴

Mood

I need a rich man to take care of me for the rest of my life. This supporting myself on my own bullshit is wearing real thin!! Any volunteers?

Watching the Hungarian election results while living in the US.

😂😂😂😂😂

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

This is not foreign policy, it’s a deranged mad man threatening to wipe out an entire country. It's past time. The 25th Amendment must be invoked.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Couldn’t we have just put Trump in the rocket 🫩

One of the funniest Cartoons I've seen in a while. Lol 🤣 Enjoy

Feeling peachy today

when the Friday hits so Good

WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT: "Pam Bondi regrets that she must leave her position as US Attorney General for her new, very urgent duties as a fill-in receptionist at The Shield of the Americas, where she will help very important Kristi Noem complete many complex, urgent jigsaw puzzles."

I got a fresh haircut and it’s a bad day for Pam Bondi so I’m feeling pretty good ☺️

Kristi Noems husband while she was overseeing the modern day gestapo

it's her day

typical bluesky interaction

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

The US needs a regime change

Timothee lost and Michael B Jordan won!

I beat my bench press PR today by accident and Kristi Noem is fired I’m going to take these good vibes into the weekend

all that work done to be FIRED

time to lock tf in bc I wanna be unrecognizable this summer

Don’t forget to stretch ☺️

Would someone like to drop 3K in my lap right now?

Happy Valentine’s Day to all my internet crushes, about to go murder my legs since I have nothing else to do today 🫶

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s rosacea. (It is rosacea)

lol

I don’t give a fuck about the Super Bowl but I will be turning on the halftime show and sporting Calvin Klein underwear all day in support of Bad Bunny 🥰

A solid shoulder and leg day followed by napping on the couch 😍

Needed this Vitamin D

Shorter shorts in 2026