time to lock tf in bc I wanna be unrecognizable this summer

Don’t forget to stretch ☺️

Would someone like to drop 3K in my lap right now?

Happy Valentine’s Day to all my internet crushes, about to go murder my legs since I have nothing else to do today 🫶

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s rosacea. (It is rosacea)

lol

I don’t give a fuck about the Super Bowl but I will be turning on the halftime show and sporting Calvin Klein underwear all day in support of Bad Bunny 🥰

A solid shoulder and leg day followed by napping on the couch 😍

Needed this Vitamin D

Shorter shorts in 2026

!!!!!!!!!!!

MAGA moved on from the 2nd amendment faster than Erika Kirk moved on from her husband.

Kristi Noem is an absolute disgrace. Tell your representatives in Congress it’s time to impeach!

Will be using this winter weather to justify staying cozy at home all weekend

A sensible pump

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

Is “so fucking exhausted” a valid reason to seek refuge in a foreign country???

“Who is your friend?” - every girl at the bar coming up to me and thirsting over over @baeburke.bsky.social

Another year and still no cute bubble butt boy under my tree….Santa I hate you

Heard you like tan lines

Me when hot guys flirt in my mentions

I hope everyone has a really great week 💙 so much sadness and pain happening in the world remember to take care of yourself and your well being!

Hi from my new place

gays will be like “boyfriend reveal!”

Always hard to see a chair living your face’s dream.

Happy Spanksgiving

My design sold out and I’m going to be riding this high for a while 🥹 but the biggest surprise and best part was seeing the kids loving it so much!

I did a collab with the Iowa Wolves, Iowa’s NBA team that’s a subsidiary of the Minnesota Timberwolves (and I starred awkwardly in it 😂)

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

The night before going out and the morning after hangover being cured by my fav golden girl

😅🤦‍♂️

The sun is setting and so am I (posted from under a cozy blanket)

But my friend did take a candid of me where I don’t look like an Animorph-mid-morph, so that feels like a victory

I decided to be social yesterday but now have a million (3) projects to do today and I am regret

Grindr in the Midwest is so funny because what do you mean you are discreet while also having vivid highlights and a full perm

me trying to meet new people at the bars

It’s just really nice to have a few hours where the news about politics isn’t complete and utter shit being smeared on the wall by the dumbest fucking people

Hi from this month’s location: 📍Kansas City

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

All of my characters in @elderscrolls.bethesdastudios.com are either absolute monsters or absolute divas.

Doing my first giveaway on TikTok and IG, but also just happy with this turned out and wanted to share it here ☺️

Denver was amazing. Now onto the next city ☺️

Gymshark? In the gym? More likely than you may think.

I flew this today 🕶️

I keep seeing this test going around and all this tells me is that I’m boring in all aspects of my life spankpls.com/bdsm-test

Anyone up for a hike?