happy fast as you can by fiona apple friday, gang 😤

too distracted to study. this is the devil's work

lmao that broke containment

[sees a dragon quest slime] wow this is awesome. this rules.

Congrats sailor u made it to friday

Too many people in my life are enthusiastic about w*nter for my liking

cumby’s is the goat of gas stations and convenience stores in new england

I was watching Ms Rachel with my niece and it's just like. This is who they're trying to cancel? Lmao we've lost the plot

It really is impossible to overstate just how thoroughly the political media has failed our country lmao

Can one of you goddamn reporters ask him to describe what 500 to 700 percent reduction means?

do they show feet in the hockey show

santa claus is cumming

i can't stop watching the jane lynch jennifer hudson entry gif i'm entranced

Ugh I can't wait to watch Heated Rivalry once I'm back from Thanksgiving

oh god it's the season for thanksgiving leftovers jokes

I can't root for sports teams from states that voted republican and I stand by that

i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do

the parade was kind of a flop this year, but it was the parade that america deserves at the moment

"peace love and cowboys" oh I'm in enemy territory

My grandfather asked me if I was dating any boys and when I told him I was single he called me a loser

karen read should win the nobel prize

i hate my broad shoulders man it makes it impossible to find a shirt that fits correctly

kathy griffin they could never make me hate you and andy cohen/and*rs*n c**p*r they could never make me like you

Should I get one ear pierced (the gay one) or both

Should I post about politics

My thumb is hurting and I think it's from too much scrolling lmaooo

regret to inform you all the cycle has continued anew with each passing day

yeah

Already in a blue mood today and now I have to fight for my life navigating through airport crowds. Love loses!

I got a fuckass haircut today and I've gone through all stages of grief this afternoon

Got a peppermint mocha from starbs just to feel something

god i fucking hate g**nm*rco s*r*s*

Gym is playing a song from Victorious today okay sure

okay i'll bite. as someone oblivious to gay nightlife in dc, what's happening with this feud

it's literally tuesday when u think about it

just rediscovered Alive by Krewella. stay tuned for more exciting life updates

Oh I forgot that going to the gym at night kind of slaps

this food is so fucking expensive lois

M***** just wasn't that good of an album I'm so sorry

have we heard from debra messing today lol

I refuse to engage with the J*nathan B**ley propaganda

Okay but can we reverse the time change now. I think it's made its point

Not even finished with day one of the time change and I'm already going to need to double my daily vitamin d dosage

The problem with gay guy Halloween is that none of you are even remotely as clever as you think you are

Love everyone being optimistic about AHS as if it's not going to be the worst thing on television 😭

I've been aware of The Killer... since birth

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

Heads up: the government is deploying a new form of psychological torture designed to humiliate you, shatter your self-esteem, and rob you of every last shred of hope for your future. I hear that they're calling it "grad school."

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