Against the world's smallest navy.

Leading from the front isn't really his style...

UFC 😑

Donald has offered to babysit. Karoline has politely declined...

When he said he'll release the UFO files I didn't think they'd be so heavily redacted...

MAHA

"We're surprised at the numbers" announce the department for making up the numbers...

It's always great to see the government acknowledging who their bosses are and working FOR the people... 🙄

Ladies and gentlemen - allow me to introduce you to "MAGA logic"... 😑

Fuck my stupid fucking country. 😭

—1— Require that everyone have a passport to vote. —2— Revoke the passports of the people that you don't want to vote.

Once again, he's won the war, that was already won, but isn't actually a war, but he also wants help with, but the strait isn't open, but the strait is open if you're in a battleship and are prepared to shoot down loads of drones and missiles so oil tankers should probably be perfectly fine...

The one truth he told - he'll run the country like he runs his companies. Make yourself rich, screw the company, shrug when it's insolvent.

Is that the point that you were trying to make, Michael?

Just hurry up and die!

Great work @markhamillofficial.bsky.social - You've got him riled! 😎

MAHA 😑

Anyone voting Reform has seen what's happening in the US and thought "that looks great!" Hopefully people that moronic can't find the way to their local polling station.

Apropos of nothing — here are statues of some of the world's most infamous dictators...

The art of the deal...

Every accusation...

We won't be distracted

I guess WW2 only started when the US were finally forced to join in... 🙄

Excursion... 😐

It's very confusing for him

Keep Britain Kind

I'm worried about what the US government will do when they discover that Antifa HQ is in the Kremlin and our leader is a senior member of Putin's government. I hope they don't bomb it and institute regime change. That'd be awful.

Each day they're more bold and blatant than the last — but those who could 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 oppose him are happy to just wait and see how it goes... 😑

Credit where it's due.

As everyone knows, he's an extraordinarily brilliant person... 😐

They were kids. Young children...

The Strait is o̶p̶e̶n̶ c̶l̶o̶s̶e̶d̶ o̶p̶e̶n̶ c̶l̶o̶s̶e̶d̶ o̶p̶e̶n̶ closed

Inflation appears to be out of control, in the US.

They really put "trump" and "fitness" in the same sentence‽

Rudy is in a bit of a quandary.

You're fooling nobody, donnie.

No way! A third rate TV personality and conman who is on his sixth wife is a big trump supporter? What a surprise... 🙄

Ugh... The WH has created a Star Wars style video with janky visuals and music, crawling trump's "victories" (𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥). I posted my response, of course... (Link in ALT, but you do NOT want to see it! 🤮)

He's having an episode, again... 🫤

You want the enriched uranium BACK? Did you sell it to them? What're you talking about now, grandpa?

They love a contradiction

I'm surprised he hasn't declared the O'Donnell clan a terrorist organisation yet.

Now he wants South Korea to help clean up his mess, because a South Korean boat has been damaged... 😐 Surely that can't make sense in his head, no matter how advanced the dementia?

Don't let facts get in the way of a good yarn... 🙄