Do they really think they're fooling people with this bullshit? 🤬

😐

Hit him where it hurts

TWOFER. Distraction from the Epstein files AND control of the world's largest oil reserves.

Well. Damn... 😭

I can barely believe that the winner of the inaugural "ғᴏᴜʀ sᴇᴀsᴏɴs ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ ʟᴀɴᴅsᴄᴀᴘɪɴɢ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇ ᴘʀɪᴢᴇ" is threatening to attack Iran again. (Though with his spelling it might actually be Iraq he's threatening. Or Indonesia. Or anywhere, really...)

He looks so proud of himself

Playing a dangerous game...

My sources are solid...

🤐

He needs help

Good to see he's laser-focused on the important issues like the Epstein Files and Russia's invasion of Ukraine, rather than being distracted by fake metrics for his bot-infested social media platform... 🙄

"𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕘𝕠𝕕 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟝 𝕚𝕤 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕. 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟞 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕞𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣" everyone said, with no real conviction...

He overheard someone saying "𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗨𝗦 𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆" and announced the tariffs before anyone had a chance to explain... Now he's backpedaling. As he always does.

We're still lighting explosives and chucking them into the sky like China did a thousand years ago, while they've moved on. Fireworks should be taxed out of existence.

Patiently waiting for MAGA to finish the jigsaw they got for Christmas...

Do "Right Said Fred" have tickets for this soirée, or is Melania smuggling them in?

Honestly, I just made my figures up off the top of my head - but that's en vogue on "truth" (sic) social

Thanks, White House, for giving me an opportunity to crack this classic out. Always fun 😑 But you can f#ck right off with your shitty attempt at youth-speak...

Technology, eh! They now do hats that display your IQ? Whatever will they think of next?...

"Those guys are wrong and I'm actually very popular because my sycophants told me so..."

Apparently windmills are killing bald eagles - as evidenced by this picture of a dead kestrel in Israel eight years ago... 😑

It's an odd choice, honestly...

I shan't tell you my fondest wish for 2026. And yet - somehow you can all guess it.

It might be time for another of his "annual check ups"...

/shudder

Does Jake Paul have an alibi for today? 😳 www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1...

Such hallowed company. 😳 Thank you - this is possibly the greatest compliment I've ever been given! 😂

Cadet Bonespurs

Don't forget to check facts, folks... (Re████d Ver██n.)

Don't forget the importance of fact checking, folks.

It seems they're Schrödinger's files...

What if they focused on things like trying to stop domestic terrorism, like they used to...

There's definitely SSomething familiar about it... 🧐

... and that's barely scratching the surface.

The peace president 😮‍💨

Sick sick individual

"MERRY CHRISTMAS to all, including the dead Terrorists" 😐

Anyone offering odds on Venezuela to invade the US while NORAD is busy tracking Santa?

Trump's having a mad one again. He's posted 14 times on "truth" (sic) in the last 8 minutes. Strange little man...

They still haven't booted me from "truth" (sic). Quite incredible 🤔

Not even the craziest headline I've read this year...

😮‍💨

First amendment? Never heard of it...