Trying to get back into the gym regularly again, it’s been so tough lately 😭

Trying to get back into the gym regularly again, it’s been so tough lately 😭

Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now? I was very close to 26 when I came out, and I am 32 now.

Wow shinies are kinda common in this game, this is my second full odds shiny in only 14 hours of gameplay (and I am NOT hunting)

My idiot son who bites tables and the shiny wild bellsprout I got a few hours into the game! They’re friends 🥰

lol I’m on a drag race girl’s close friend story on instagram

There’s a certain previously unrevealed mega Pokémon that leaked today and it’s so horrifying to look at and it’s giving BIG Majora’s Incarnation vibes

I hate when I get too busy with life and I’m not able to keep up with all the little gay people in my phone

I have decided to ring in the spooky season this year by fully switching to an iPhone for the first time in my life

Life is short, send your bloomf a sexy DM

Mega Malamar is a cunty mind flayer by way of Lydia Butthole Kollins

Okay I know I'm a little late to watching yesterday's iPhone keynote, but holy SHIT do the Pros this year look HIDEOUS

Finally made it back in the gym yesterday after two weeks off for a deload week and then an injury 😓 Glad to be back though 💪

Casually became a kickball champion this weekend 🥳

Oh. That's not-

Casually became a kickball champion this weekend 🥳

I've only opened 22 packs so far and I already got the immersive AND a two-star 🥰

Oh yeah, forgot to mention this finally arrived 🤭

Haven't been on in a while cuz I had a super busy weekend, but I got a haircut and I've been feeling my oats!

Oh yeah, also I finished building my computer last Friday (it took EIGHT HOURS) and it's such a wild improvement over my old one, my heart is full 🥰

Haven't been on in a while cuz I had a super busy weekend, but I got a haircut and I've been feeling my oats!

Let the build begin 🥳

I *need* the manosphere to disappear PLEASE I am BEGGING I had to tell a man at the gym today to NOT pour fermented piss all over his head to prevent potential balding because he heard someone talk about it on J*e R*gan's podcast 😭

I have unfortunately discovered that I have enough disposable income to do a full rebuild of my computer 😬 I fear the itch has returned and only a 9070xt can scratch it

what if we kissed, as a joke. with tongues. lol.

I redownloaded Tinder today and I was IMMEDIATELY reminded why I deleted it in the first place all those years ago Tis a tragic place 😬

The best boy of them all! 🥰

Some highlights from the new sets that launched today! (Yes I still play)

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Good morning and happy #fcf 🥳 My favorite day of the week!

Good morning and happy #fcf 🥳 My favorite day of the week!

I fear it's time for me to finally lock in and formally add cardio to my gym routine 😓 I just need to figure out what one exercise I can remove from each lifting day to make room for 20-30 minutes on the treadmill/bike/stairmaster

I have like 37 of them

Unfortunately I am consigned to being an engineer who works in an office and I cannot work from a pool or a vineyard or a city rooftop 😒

it’s frot boy summer

I have patiently gone TWO YEARS without eating cheez-its and I am SO EXCITED TO GET TO EAT THEM AGAIN!!!

Finally done with moving and pride and 4th of July long weekend which means this week I can finally get back to doing my full weekly gym routine like normal and start getting strong again! 💪

What a way to close out pride 🥵 Pride parade and festival during Saturday, followed by dancing in a jockstrap and making out with cute boys at a slutty circuit party at night, and then a long relaxing day at the pool and hanging with friends on Sunday 🥰🥰🥰 Couldn't ask for a better pride weekend!

It's been a while since I last properly partook in hump day shenanigans, but I think finally moving into my new apartment is a good enough reason to start again! 😁

First 10-pull of Eevee Grove was a success 🥰

It's been a while since I last properly partook in hump day shenanigans, but I think finally moving into my new apartment is a good enough reason to start again! 😁

A new apartment means (slightly) new facial hair

A new apartment means (slightly) new facial hair

Me and my on repeat (it's all over the place)

Me and my on repeat (it's all over the place)

I cannot even begin to express how excited I am to be done with the major parts of my move tomorrow (large furniture + clothes + kitchen stuff)

I can't wait until I'm done moving so I can have time again for things

Me trying to remember what I do at my job after a 4-day weekend

Switch 2 secured 😌

Haven't done one of these in a while! The more things change the more they stay the same: my skircle is still full of beautiful sexy gorgeous men 🥰