At laaaaaaaaaaaaaaast 🎵 🎻 🎶 MYYYYYY LOOOOOOOVEEEEEE has come along 😌

I LOVE soft dating couples. Like yes I do want to do grab dinner, tag team your husband, and then watch a movie together!

Chappell Roan?! That arch is insane!!!

I have determined that the Water Temple in Ocarina of Time isn’t difficult, it’s just TEDIOUS

#toweltuesday is still a thing, right? Happy Towel Tuesday then!

I’ve been going back to reopen Eevee Grove packs to get the immersive and in just SIX PACKS over the past two days I’ve gotten the full set of shiny legendary birds! (and even TWO of Articuno!)

#toweltuesday is still a thing, right? Happy Towel Tuesday then!

IGN. The words “the role of” have never been more necessary in the history of a headline.

I have been informed by my landlord that she will be bringing an appraiser into my apartment today to take a look around and I fully left a dildo on my bathroom sink to dry after cleaning it last night 🤦‍♂️

Y’all I had the biggest fucking smile on my face the whole time I was building this! It’s SO COOL!!!

Y’all I had the biggest fucking smile on my face the whole time I was building this! It’s SO COOL!!!

Officially sent 2025 off with a bang today 😜

Successfully made it to the gym and crushed my back and bi day courtesy of a stress cry induced by orchestrated covers of Majora’s Mask songs 💪😁

Successfully made it to the gym and crushed my back and bi day courtesy of a stress cry induced by orchestrated covers of Majora’s Mask songs 💪😁

Also update on my Ocarina of Time playthrough I started yesterday: I am almost all the way through the Dodongo’s Cavern

Today’s the first day of locking back in at the gym for the foreseeable future! 💪 Need to lose this Christmas gut, build my arms and chest, and get my ass back (I’ve missed far too many leg days lately)

Bicep thread! Hope it’s not too late for my contribution 😅

Welp. Here we go! 😅

Might try to play through all the 3D Zeldas in the new year just to feel something again

35k likes is crazy!!! Also I definitely fell off posting here and I need to do better about that! www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

Got a Lego Game Boy for Christmas this morning and I’m super excited to build it and ALSO to buy the mod that turns it into a real working Game Boy 👀

The annual tradition of giving myself my Christmas present before everyone else wakes up continues 😌

I need to touch a butt

I swear I’m alive! I’ve just been dealing with a bunch of work shit, my neck and elbow getting fucked up, and the perennially busy holiday season. But I AM alive and I’m finally back in the gym somewhat regularly

A new expansion means showing off my luck once again! 🤪

I swear I’m alive! I’ve just been dealing with a bunch of work shit, my neck and elbow getting fucked up, and the perennially busy holiday season. But I AM alive and I’m finally back in the gym somewhat regularly

This December is starting off on a strong note: woke up with no neck pain for the first time in two weeks, had amazing sex last night, and today’s the first day of my new gym routine! Let’s fucking go!!!

Is it really a trip home for the holidays if you don’t take slutty thirst traps in the bathroom mirror?

Is it really a trip home for the holidays if you don’t take slutty thirst traps in the bathroom mirror?

Trying to get back into the gym regularly again, it’s been so tough lately 😭

Trying to get back into the gym regularly again, it’s been so tough lately 😭

Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now? I was very close to 26 when I came out, and I am 32 now.

Wow shinies are kinda common in this game, this is my second full odds shiny in only 14 hours of gameplay (and I am NOT hunting)

My idiot son who bites tables and the shiny wild bellsprout I got a few hours into the game! They’re friends 🥰

lol I’m on a drag race girl’s close friend story on instagram

There’s a certain previously unrevealed mega Pokémon that leaked today and it’s so horrifying to look at and it’s giving BIG Majora’s Incarnation vibes

I hate when I get too busy with life and I’m not able to keep up with all the little gay people in my phone

I have decided to ring in the spooky season this year by fully switching to an iPhone for the first time in my life

Life is short, send your bloomf a sexy DM

Mega Malamar is a cunty mind flayer by way of Lydia Butthole Kollins

Okay I know I'm a little late to watching yesterday's iPhone keynote, but holy SHIT do the Pros this year look HIDEOUS

Finally made it back in the gym yesterday after two weeks off for a deload week and then an injury 😓 Glad to be back though 💪

Casually became a kickball champion this weekend 🥳

Oh. That's not-

Casually became a kickball champion this weekend 🥳

I've only opened 22 packs so far and I already got the immersive AND a two-star 🥰

Oh yeah, forgot to mention this finally arrived 🤭

Haven't been on in a while cuz I had a super busy weekend, but I got a haircut and I've been feeling my oats!

Oh yeah, also I finished building my computer last Friday (it took EIGHT HOURS) and it's such a wild improvement over my old one, my heart is full 🥰

Haven't been on in a while cuz I had a super busy weekend, but I got a haircut and I've been feeling my oats!