Honestly, take me back here. (That’s my nipple 😂)

Portrait mode doing it up before supper

Iphone camera app to the left; IG camera to the right Back on my thong love @awrymenswear.bsky.social

How big are you? 5’8 / 1.73m 173 / 78.47kg

I woke up with a crick in my neck like a mid thirties man that I am lol

Come wfh with/on me

Baby’s first singlet @nastypig.bsky.social

You know what fuck the FOIL method.

Taken literally 2 min before someone knocked on my office door to alert me to something important happening.

IG going “don’t forget” 2022 -> 2025

I’m a big advocate of brand loyalty

Went out…

Update: Couch shopping completed. Did not make it clothes picking. I smell like A Christmas Carol.

Couch shopping, clothes picking, and Christmas smelling

Adding (unintentionally) more meat to the bones #fcf 😈

Bro to bruh 🫠

Out of an act of boredom and impulsiveness I nearly trimmed all my leg hair BUT better angels (DoorDash arriving) halted that in its tracks.

If you put curry on salmon you can only taste the curry and eat the salmon. It’s great!

Welcome to post Election 🫏 sweep Wednesday theme time!

Did my duty as well 🫡

What’s up everybody? (I need to find a new spot to take pics. I know. I know)

The last post is not representative of who I am. I’m way worse.

The dick; the face

Just a…

And yet somehow my chest is what shows the pump

I deserve sweet treats today. New personal best.

There should be a contraption for all handicap parking spots that has spikes shoot up and pop your tires then automatically calls a tow company to take you’re car if you don’t have proof you should be using it.

Impromptu meeting Beau Butler at an impromptu photoshoot @fadedsons.bsky.social

And I MEAN zooted

I got rootin tootin zooted

It’s not just Halloween, it also November Rent Eve

It’ll be disgustingly fast how soon I’ll start flipping everyone’s fucking tables if ya fuck with my PSLF

Like the swallows to Capistrano it is raining here on Halloween

I will be calling off work for this

I’m not a Halloween person but I LOVE creative pumpkin carvings (and a thirst trap cause ya know branding)

The urge to bulk but the want to not

No one knows

Still feeling the long weekend in places

There’s a particularly smooth, round, bulbous, muscular 🍑 with a tight, smooth pussy I’d like to be inside of rn tbh

Hope safe and sound

I wanna do a related IG to this profile but the chances of family seeing it are too high. But those same chances just on 🦋 are near zero lol

What an unexpected series of events in Kansas City 🤗🥵😅😮‍💨

Don’t ever say I’m not a service top @fadedsons.bsky.social

The coffee beans get roasted RIGHT BEHIND me!

Good morning KC

I think I’m an clip on earring fan now

The joy of a crisp air Friday

Pilates fit idea #1

Heyyyyyyyyyy

Apparently #bsky doesn’t support HEVC vids and I had no idea. All my 🌶️ vids are in that format. 😅