Go Sunday

This is damn cool.

I'll never get over Dove adapting "My Neck, My Back" into a theme song for women's body deodorant spray

Made it before the rush

Special occasion - first #fcf of Fall

Paid a ridiculous amount for a new bed frame (was on sale but still). However the mere fact that it can be put together with ZERO allen wrench bolts in order makes it so worth it.

Couldn’t get more comfy tbh

Holy moly it’s Wednesday.

Back to being a corporate Daddy I guess

And this concludes our travel arc for the time being.

The Blue Light special

Ask and ye shall receive! 🥰🤭 Go to awrymenswear.com Use Coupon Code: CORNFED for awesome discount on amazing…well…everything! Including my favorite thongs!

Delta PLEASE just give me Diamond Medallion status already

Gay for a good fade and lineup

Yes, I’m flexing.

The HOU/TB Monday Night Football game is to god honest really boring so I did this

NFL on Fox doing Sanchez dirty (do not flip those words) like this was maniacal 😆

What a lovely Sunday

No movie line ever spoken held so much truth as “I remember when the only things that were election were eels, chairs, and Catherine Zeta-Jones in Chicago”

I don’t want anyone to know I’m home. So I stay right here.

I did it

If I had a code for @awrymenswear.bsky.social I’d post cause I’ve bought every color now I’m an im(PULSE)ive buyer 😂

The things I was looking forward to when I took this. Ugh

Ok, I know it’s the same as my current phone but i so want the Cosmic Orange iPhone 17. It’s perty.

Thanks stomach bacterial infection for sending my ass home early before I got to enjoy all the Spaniards. Much appreciated 🫩

And, Adrian. You are the HOTTEST flight attendant I’ve ever seen. Gahdamn.

I have so many notes on the Delta Airlines inflight safety video after watching it 7x the past 7 days.

So pissed at myself for getting sick on this trip and having to cut it short. Only getting 7 out of 17 days of the trip. 😡

Good morning, Gran Via

Omg this above the clouds lighting

When I’m fully comprehending whatever it is you’re telling me

The perfect bathroom mirror to get head in front of doesnt exi…

This golden hour glow

The shirt fit?

I fully support a required certification that you have successfully completed a round trip through an airport before flying alone. Damn lady gets up and walks to the front WHILE we’re still rolling to the gate. Gtfo.

My favorite part about my 2 week Spain journey is the 1.5 days in Chicago to start to see Dua Lipa Friday before a 7am flight Saturday.

The day before España post

Office work is never finished

Offices are closed in observance of Labor Day. Will return to normal business hours on 9/2/2025. Thank you.

As close as I get to be vacation ready after 3 spicy chicken sandwiches and large fries last night

Ok, a little slooty. BUT only on the drive there.

More hiking content coming. Less slooty tho

Most fridays. Just me and my fiber.

The hold this man has over me is cold fusion level

FCF feels so new every week

Hot bro (and gay?) complimented my shirt at the gym today and I’m just 🥹

Part pit

Did not have the rando stylist cutting my hair come in guns blazing with “are you happy with your life?” outta nowhere and make me have introspective conflict on my bingo card today

I’m a slut for hats….like the two I have here www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... Simple man with simple pleasures (The other stuff is quite honestly pure fantasy) 😂