Baby shoes for sale, never worn (My baby said they’re ugly)

the concept of casting the lead of a horror movie who is so pumped with botox she can’t emote

does Dangerous Animals really need a sequel

sense of humour too developed for yall

trying to impress pilot trade

coming out of my cajun I’ve been doing just fine

Nicole Kidman :)

I wonder if Miss Buckley thought the Bride was gonna kill her oscar chance

Mikey Madison white as hell

I know Diane Warren is breaking a wine glass with a single bare hand right now

“My mom was cremated” “She seemed very creative”

at the casino

computer, make these guys super gay and horny

Tonight, on the shocking finale of Vanderpump Rules, the cast will each get to choose one other cast member to be castrated. I’m Andy Cohen

Cute

glinda after selling out elphaba to Madame morrible:

now I’m pissed

Get em banned we don’t do that here I take no disrespect

No Chile Left Behind

Omg I can go live on here what

who is my understudy

Billie Eillish Boomarang Idol

I will be drinking 3 cut water lemon drop martinis tonight

just found out grandma is being moved to palliative care and I still have 3 hours of work left to smile through

if you ever get the chance to be on a garnier nutrisse ultra cream box, do not miss out on the opportunity!!!!

If I bury my fist deep into my lower back and then lean backwards i hear a pop and I start to see god

new mutuals posting piss play please it’s 10am

raise your hand if you’ve been targeted and traumatized by someone named Jake

hello homosexuals

this 97 year old pink pony club is serving moonbeam ice cream the old fashioned way

We don’t lose an hour of sleep if you don’t think about it

Got Ash in dead by daylight purr

they keep playing K-pop demon hunters

Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about As i wander around the library with a soaking wet pussy

I don’t want to work today

she was so happy to be at her wit’s end running into Kylie in Ibiza 💖

ACQUIRED #fallout

x has entered the pits of hell I’m back here for the time being

NPB FAG

I did btw

this 97 year old faggot still drinks Metamucil the old fashioned way

my drag name is Gordon Ramsay Embraces His Grey Hair

Shannon Beador has such coworker energy