IT COSTS A LOT OF CONFIDENCE TO WEAR THESE CROCS

Buzzballs are good af they need to bring them to Canada

2 aunts. What they gone do, shop?? 🙄😂

A guy in PV selling bracelets made this custom for me but I regret not buying the one he already made that said “STRONG PUSSY”

they’re putting me in the oven at 375 degrees farenheit until I turn golden brown tmrw :/

enchilada eatingtons

I’ve been drunk for like two days

MJ Rodriguez before filming that video:

I FIND FIN TAYLOR DEVASTATINGLY ATTRACTIVE

Okay one more

Icky Minaj wishes she could write something like this btw

Remember when grimes dropped geidi primes

My most significant flaw is that I want a Rotten dot com shirt

CYCLOBENZAPRINE TAKE ME AWAY

I want to learn how to play poker so I can be spiritually closer to Jennifer Tilly

Why’d John waters love Ricki lake so much

Bah legdeh

“bitches slam their pussy on the floor like it’s a bag of ice”

I know it’s just dopamine but it feels so good to me

so cunty….

sisterrr those toes are pickled 😍😍

“It’s giving toes” I love being a gay guy

I was propositioned for a happy ending massage on the street

I ❤️ $20

I would kill for some Mary wanna

waiter keeps saying we owe him $20 for the wifi password

Touched down in puerto Vallarta girl I’m sweat

that one guy from mortal kombat:

you are consumed by jealousy ? ?

Lady sitting behind me on the plane was annoying me so I quickly un-reclined my seat and made her phone fall on the floor

“I found a crouton underneath the futon,” mama said.

horses when a little gay British man climbs onto them:

you put the gulf in Mexico and it’s just good

I’m so fucking scared right now

Scrolling on bsky at the airport instead of reading my book

sassy ass airport employee is not mincing words with a customer who missed their flight

that sugar free monster corrupt me

Tookie de la crème

5:53am and I have access to the airport vip lounge should I order wine

Rage bait your fiancée by asking if there is a Taco Bell nearby in puerto Vallarta

I get so cheugy off that mimosa

Tookie de la créme

My name is Ribs by Lorde and I’ll be your server today

1. no 2. fuck you and the horse you rode in on