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if you take me seriously that’s on you! 🇨🇦 gtha 🔞 nsfw 💍
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This song is rapidly rising the ranks to become one of my favourites of hers……
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Paradise (Not for Me) by Madonna on Apple Music
Song · 2000 · Duration 6:33
https://music.apple.com/ca/album/paradise-not-for-me/316826011?i=316826178
about 7 hours ago
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I want the OF creator with <200 following to know I’m not gonna follow him even though he keeps liking 10-20 of my posts every few days 💜
about 15 hours ago
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So there’s this industrial wood chipper running outside my house this morning……
about 15 hours ago
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Well at least it’s Thursday.
1 day ago
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Ran to floss after seeing that picture of India Ferrah’s teeth
1 day ago
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I like to singy singy singy like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy
2 days ago
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Trying to get some pages in before edible obliterates my psyche
2 days ago
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Jeep clocking in for her shift at the beautiful girl factory
2 days ago
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Why do literally all of my shirts have oil stains from cooking.
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2 days ago
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Uh oh the make-believe clock is kicking my ass
about 1 year ago
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Sister-in-law posting “I’m finally ready to share my art” and it’s an AI pic of her as a Barbie doll
3 days ago
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Vodka soda and some bullshittttttttt (Return to Silent Hill)
3 days ago
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At the point in Glee where Rachel’s singing Natalie Imbruglia at her younger self about becoming slutty
3 days ago
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HELLO 18°C
3 days ago
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It’s time. My Madonna top 10 Borderline Express Yourself Rescue Me Fever Deeper and Deeper Thief of Hearts Bedtime Story Nothing Really Matters Impressive Instant Hung Up HMs: Into the Groove, White Heat, Bad Girl, Drowned World, To Have and Not to Hold, Don’t Tell Me, American Life, Easy Ride
4 days ago
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I'm sending out an S.O.S. Stop me from drowning, baby, I'll do the rest
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4 days ago
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Manager signed off a call saying “hope you don’t have to work too much this weekend!” B*tch…… I barely work during the week……
4 days ago
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FriYAY am I right?
4 days ago
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Professor Tangrowth just slapped Tom Nook at the Oscars
4 days ago
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I did everything I could to stretch an hour of work into a few hours sooooo now it’s get high and play Pokopia
4 days ago
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This beautiful woman is now a khia outpatient…!
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New Religion by Bebe Rexha & Faithless on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 2:54
https://music.apple.com/ca/album/new-religion/1881836605?i=1881836606
4 days ago
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OK I’ve nailed down both lists but I’m nervous to share them LMAOOO so I’m gonna wait until later after I’ve had a glass of wine or smth.
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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I just gave my one (1) RPDR 18 IG follow to Myki Meeks
6 days ago
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Why did I invite my parents over for dinner tomorrow
7 days ago
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So desperate for Zara tickets (min resale at $500/ea…) I just yelled “giveaway Zara Larsson Toronto tickets March 24 contest entry” into my phone mic for the last minute sooooo do your thang ads and algorithms!
7 days ago
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Let’s get unconscious honeyyy
9 days ago
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Girl why tf did I buy LeafGreen LMAOOO. 10 mins in and I was like oh right I’ve played this like 74 times already
9 days ago
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Just listened to Hard Candy and MDNA back-to-back on a long drive and well! What can I say but these are two albums that exist.
9 days ago
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She……
9 days ago
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9 days ago
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Inspiring: Gay Man Takes Extra 2 Minutes At Mirror in Post-Shower Routine to Gas Himself Up
9 days ago
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I’m dying to know how many minutes I spent listening to Mx. Ciccone in February @SteveJobs hurryyyyyyyyy!!!
9 days ago
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This bowling alley is like please remove your wet shoes but then I’m in my rental shoes standing in piss at the urinal because straight men are disgusting. Well what is it then.
10 days ago
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Madonna during the bridge of Sorry
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10 days ago
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RuPaul said GET this family out I like Darlene.
11 days ago
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Headed to the Faggot convention (7PM Pillion screening)
11 days ago
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oomfs can have an oomfa thurman hog pic, as a treat
11 days ago
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Giggling at the deserved HACKSTINK lashings for the AI video and Dr. Puke production
11 days ago
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Inhaling as much THC as I can before laying down in the dark to listen to Mitski
12 days ago
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There is no way that cute fluffy fire puppy doesn’t evolve into a beastly man.
12 days ago
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How do I make my therapist see that while heavy social media use is hell on my self esteem I love the rush of posting random song lyrics…… anyway give it up do as I say give it up and let me have my way I’ll give you love I’ll hit you like a truck I’ll give you love I’ll teach you how to UHHH——!
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12 days ago
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No more disgusting Rat Rausch on my screen weekly
12 days ago
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My head is quite empty but I’m handsome!
12 days ago
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Vodka cran and Confessions On A Dance Floor (Twenty Years Edition) time
12 days ago
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I didn’t apply to Traitors Canada this year bc filming overlaps with my stupid best friend’s stuuuuuuupid wedding but I’ll be cast next year.
12 days ago
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Tara and Maura starting to tink about majority alliances when there’s just 5 people left I cannnnnnot
12 days ago
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Long weekend is nowwwww
12 days ago
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PUSH the button DON’T PUSH the button trip the station change the CHANNEL
12 days ago
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Melissa Barrera Forever
12 days ago
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