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I bought a couch today
about 9 hours ago
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Julia shouting out Eva Victor 🥹‼️
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I fucking love the Fannings they’re always just ijboling
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Ryan Coogler
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I am cursed to care about award shows :///
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Body Talk is still That album phew god.
1 day ago
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Tinashe? Tinashe? Are you happy to be in Paris?
2 days ago
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I’m drinking the wine that makes you go yayyyyyyy!!!
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Starting a thread for books I read in 2026! 📚 1. Palaver by Bryan Washington ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.5 I’m a fan of his work and this may be his best yet. It reads like a sharper version of Family Meal, and while his unpunctuated, staccato dialogue isn’t for everyone, I find it truer to life than other authors
2 days ago
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I get so gay off that biscuit breakfast sandwich from Tim’s
3 days ago
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The parasocial way some people talk about the 2 actors playing the hockey fags is fascinating
3 days ago
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You love to hate me, I’m the perfect celebrity
3 days ago
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When annoying oomf posts something that’s so wretched you can finally unfollow >>>>>
3 days ago
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Madonna self-titled room temperature prosecco and F*rtnite hour
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3 days ago
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You chopping it up up in here? No ma’am.
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Get Free by Lana Del Rey on Apple Music
Song · 2017 · Duration 5:34
https://music.apple.com/ca/album/get-free/1440899893?i=1440900765
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In exactly one week I will be posting from a house that I own and not from my in-laws’ basement for the first time in [redacted] years
3 days ago
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I will not be tricked into looking for 10-year-old pictures of myself because I’ll end up feeling horrible! horrible!
3 days ago
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I-I-I like to go outtt Wear something Nice! And PUSH
4 days ago
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All right all right I’ll post hog
4 days ago
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Today I got a meeting invite for December 2026
5 days ago
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I’m working on something for someone and I asked them what topics I should include and they said “lots of LGBQ”
6 days ago
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Second day in a row where I’ve been too busy at work to even look at my phone
6 days ago
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The FoX-Men have lowkey sucked since the start and it’s even worse now that they’re all 60+ but, unfortunately, I Will Be Seated.
7 days ago
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Damn whole timeline miserable lmfaooo
8 days ago
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Ending my break with the most psychotic movie choice I could come up with (Funny Games)
8 days ago
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Sipping on another vodka cran knee-deep in denial about tomorrow and setting an alarm for 8:30…45…55…59
8 days ago
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Work on Monday………
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9 days ago
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I WANT BEAT UP CHANELS I WANT NEW PERSONNEL I WANNA DYE MY HAIR EVERY PRETTY SHADE OF PASTEL
9 days ago
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WHAT does this individual have on production………
add a skeleton here at some point
10 days ago
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Well I just got to That part at the end of Clair Obscur Act I and I’m mad.
10 days ago
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Tonight we let the T-virus talk
10 days ago
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11 days ago
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Brooke Lynn saw she was gonna wear 5 boots and marched Suki right into that room lmaooo
11 days ago
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we Sentimental Value-ing 😂😂😂
11 days ago
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2025 films, ranked! I’m missing some key releases, but as it stands:
11 days ago
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I hope we get more bird sounds in pop music this year
11 days ago
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First food I can stomach today is McDonald’s… a healing has already occurred after the first few bites
11 days ago
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Just finished Stranger Things
11 days ago
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DJ forgot to do a countdown to midnight because she was playing that stupid All The Things She Said cover
12 days ago
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HELLO?????????
12 days ago
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2 bathrooms at bestie’s house, one doesn’t have a lock and the other doesn’t have a door… this is a hostile environment to my IBS.
12 days ago
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I’m making the playlist for tonight and I have to include some normie hits for my girls
13 days ago
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Well I had a whirlwind 2025! Got engaged, planned a wedding in 5 months, got married, played on a game show, and bought a house (moving day in 2 weeks). Here’s to a strong 2026! 🥂
13 days ago
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Was blocked by some lesbians today… ok!
13 days ago
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reposted by
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ryan
13 days ago
We adopted our cat Marley on this day 7 years ago in 2018. They told us he was 6 back then, and now it’s weird to think that his story with us is longer than his time before. We love you forever and ever sweet king / goosey lou
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Neither bestie has answered my texts about our NYE plans
13 days ago
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Here it is: my 20 favourite albums of the year!
13 days ago
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Best albums + songs coming your way shortly via Notes app because I am not design-savvy and that’s all I’m capable of at the moment!
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14 days ago
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My favourite books I read this year
14 days ago
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explain your username: I’m big I’m fat and my first name is John :)
15 days ago
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