You can’t tell me Cobrah isn’t just 60+ year old Madonna.

Let’s… (uhh) Let’s… Let’s get unconscious, honey

I’ve not not had some wine

Robert De Niro in Jackie Brown……… squirting contest!

“Quote with a pic of Erect Phallus” WHAT are we DOING here.

She 💖

Biscoff cookie spread has entered my life for better or worse

Have you ever seen a pretty girl get ug. ly. like. this.

The only photo I took all day yesterday was one of Myself

The most believable on-screen popstar is still Skye Riley in Smile 2 imo

Vox Lux limped so Mother Mary could also limp

A Showgirls watching is now

Tomorrow is kinda sorta one of the most important community-driven days in my line of work but I’m missing it completely because I’ll be getting drunk at my best hag’s bachelorette party that I also planned with my other best hag who’s pregnant so she has no choice but to drive me around

Just had phở so good I unblocked Gracie Abrams

Hate kids but wow that was incredible.

OK I’m finally getting around to Superbloom don’t you let me down Goddessie Ware.

I Feel So Tree

Loooooove to spend $80 on shampoo, toothpaste, and razor heads 😍😍😍

Safety. In numbersh.

How it feels posting Cawk at 9AM

On the matter of it being fat and it being Friday:

Just saw Mother Mary

A’keria C. Davenport is going to look soooooo good with a crown on her head

Happiness lies in your own hand

This awful new update with photo carousels… girl SAVE it @gracieabrams.

Aura Mayari… whoever that is!

We found a small patch of (very) fresh dirt in our back lawn

Jeff Probst, a proud Latina woman,

You put this in me. So now what. So now what.

Love to hit Hide post for me. It’s like, shush!

My birthday is at the end of Taurus season so I get to be extra stubborn until then (May 18) xo

I have nothing to say today

7 minutes of connectivity issues before discovering I could’ve answered her question in a single Slack message. 📍 Marked Safe From Firings

I’ve been into “scrobbling” lately

Can we get together. I really. I really want to be with you-ouh. Come on check it out WITH ME. I hope you. I hope you feel the same way too-ouh.

Manager booked a meeting for 9AM Monday oh I’m cooked.

Today’s #LGBTSweety is the Taco Bell drive thru girl

Safety. In numbersh.

Just had a “margarita flight”

I tried to get into the new Olivia track I really did but journaling music just does not do it for me

I feel so freeeeeeeeeee

Oh thank god she won bc she did not win the lip sync imo

Ann Dowd won a guest Emmy the second that makeup artist put just one molecule of blue makeup on her face

I am Authentically Me™ at work but I sometimes pretend to be a Sw*ftie to earn favour with white women I have nothing in common with

I completely forgot I’m halfway through Expedition 33

I’m watching The (wtf is) MDNA Tour and my edible just took off during that crazy Gang Bang performance OMG

This one

This jank site… I blame Taydolf.

Me & Jeep