I bought a couch today

Julia shouting out Eva Victor 🥹‼️

I fucking love the Fannings they’re always just ijboling

Ryan Coogler

I am cursed to care about award shows :///

Body Talk is still That album phew god.

Tinashe? Tinashe? Are you happy to be in Paris?

I’m drinking the wine that makes you go yayyyyyyy!!!

Starting a thread for books I read in 2026! 📚 1. Palaver by Bryan Washington ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.5 I’m a fan of his work and this may be his best yet. It reads like a sharper version of Family Meal, and while his unpunctuated, staccato dialogue isn’t for everyone, I find it truer to life than other authors

I get so gay off that biscuit breakfast sandwich from Tim’s

The parasocial way some people talk about the 2 actors playing the hockey fags is fascinating

You love to hate me, I’m the perfect celebrity

When annoying oomf posts something that’s so wretched you can finally unfollow >>>>>

Madonna self-titled room temperature prosecco and F*rtnite hour

You chopping it up up in here? No ma’am.

In exactly one week I will be posting from a house that I own and not from my in-laws’ basement for the first time in [redacted] years

I will not be tricked into looking for 10-year-old pictures of myself because I’ll end up feeling horrible! horrible!

I-I-I like to go outtt Wear something Nice! And PUSH

All right all right I’ll post hog

Today I got a meeting invite for December 2026

I’m working on something for someone and I asked them what topics I should include and they said “lots of LGBQ”

Second day in a row where I’ve been too busy at work to even look at my phone

The FoX-Men have lowkey sucked since the start and it’s even worse now that they’re all 60+ but, unfortunately, I Will Be Seated.

Damn whole timeline miserable lmfaooo

Ending my break with the most psychotic movie choice I could come up with (Funny Games)

Sipping on another vodka cran knee-deep in denial about tomorrow and setting an alarm for 8:30…45…55…59

Work on Monday………

I WANT BEAT UP CHANELS I WANT NEW PERSONNEL I WANNA DYE MY HAIR EVERY PRETTY SHADE OF PASTEL

WHAT does this individual have on production………

Well I just got to That part at the end of Clair Obscur Act I and I’m mad.

Tonight we let the T-virus talk

Brooke Lynn saw she was gonna wear 5 boots and marched Suki right into that room lmaooo

we Sentimental Value-ing 😂😂😂

2025 films, ranked! I’m missing some key releases, but as it stands:

I hope we get more bird sounds in pop music this year

First food I can stomach today is McDonald’s… a healing has already occurred after the first few bites

Just finished Stranger Things

DJ forgot to do a countdown to midnight because she was playing that stupid All The Things She Said cover

HELLO?????????

2 bathrooms at bestie’s house, one doesn’t have a lock and the other doesn’t have a door… this is a hostile environment to my IBS.

I’m making the playlist for tonight and I have to include some normie hits for my girls

Well I had a whirlwind 2025! Got engaged, planned a wedding in 5 months, got married, played on a game show, and bought a house (moving day in 2 weeks). Here’s to a strong 2026! 🥂

Was blocked by some lesbians today… ok!

We adopted our cat Marley on this day 7 years ago in 2018. They told us he was 6 back then, and now it’s weird to think that his story with us is longer than his time before. We love you forever and ever sweet king / goosey lou

Neither bestie has answered my texts about our NYE plans

Here it is: my 20 favourite albums of the year!

Best albums + songs coming your way shortly via Notes app because I am not design-savvy and that’s all I’m capable of at the moment!

My favourite books I read this year

explain your username: I’m big I’m fat and my first name is John :)