This song is rapidly rising the ranks to become one of my favourites of hers……

I want the OF creator with <200 following to know I’m not gonna follow him even though he keeps liking 10-20 of my posts every few days 💜

So there’s this industrial wood chipper running outside my house this morning……

Well at least it’s Thursday.

Ran to floss after seeing that picture of India Ferrah’s teeth

I like to singy singy singy like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy

Trying to get some pages in before edible obliterates my psyche

Jeep clocking in for her shift at the beautiful girl factory

Why do literally all of my shirts have oil stains from cooking.

Uh oh the make-believe clock is kicking my ass

Sister-in-law posting “I’m finally ready to share my art” and it’s an AI pic of her as a Barbie doll

Vodka soda and some bullshittttttttt (Return to Silent Hill)

At the point in Glee where Rachel’s singing Natalie Imbruglia at her younger self about becoming slutty

HELLO 18°C

It’s time. My Madonna top 10 Borderline Express Yourself Rescue Me Fever Deeper and Deeper Thief of Hearts Bedtime Story Nothing Really Matters Impressive Instant Hung Up HMs: Into the Groove, White Heat, Bad Girl, Drowned World, To Have and Not to Hold, Don’t Tell Me, American Life, Easy Ride

I'm sending out an S.O.S. Stop me from drowning, baby, I'll do the rest

Manager signed off a call saying “hope you don’t have to work too much this weekend!” B*tch…… I barely work during the week……

FriYAY am I right?

Professor Tangrowth just slapped Tom Nook at the Oscars

I did everything I could to stretch an hour of work into a few hours sooooo now it’s get high and play Pokopia

This beautiful woman is now a khia outpatient…!

OK I’ve nailed down both lists but I’m nervous to share them LMAOOO so I’m gonna wait until later after I’ve had a glass of wine or smth.

I just gave my one (1) RPDR 18 IG follow to Myki Meeks

Why did I invite my parents over for dinner tomorrow

So desperate for Zara tickets (min resale at $500/ea…) I just yelled “giveaway Zara Larsson Toronto tickets March 24 contest entry” into my phone mic for the last minute sooooo do your thang ads and algorithms!

Let’s get unconscious honeyyy

Girl why tf did I buy LeafGreen LMAOOO. 10 mins in and I was like oh right I’ve played this like 74 times already

Just listened to Hard Candy and MDNA back-to-back on a long drive and well! What can I say but these are two albums that exist.

She……

Inspiring: Gay Man Takes Extra 2 Minutes At Mirror in Post-Shower Routine to Gas Himself Up

I’m dying to know how many minutes I spent listening to Mx. Ciccone in February @SteveJobs hurryyyyyyyyy!!!

This bowling alley is like please remove your wet shoes but then I’m in my rental shoes standing in piss at the urinal because straight men are disgusting. Well what is it then.

Madonna during the bridge of Sorry

RuPaul said GET this family out I like Darlene.

Headed to the Faggot convention (7PM Pillion screening)

oomfs can have an oomfa thurman hog pic, as a treat

Giggling at the deserved HACKSTINK lashings for the AI video and Dr. Puke production

Inhaling as much THC as I can before laying down in the dark to listen to Mitski

There is no way that cute fluffy fire puppy doesn’t evolve into a beastly man.

How do I make my therapist see that while heavy social media use is hell on my self esteem I love the rush of posting random song lyrics…… anyway give it up do as I say give it up and let me have my way I’ll give you love I’ll hit you like a truck I’ll give you love I’ll teach you how to UHHH——!

No more disgusting Rat Rausch on my screen weekly

My head is quite empty but I’m handsome!

Vodka cran and Confessions On A Dance Floor (Twenty Years Edition) time

I didn’t apply to Traitors Canada this year bc filming overlaps with my stupid best friend’s stuuuuuuupid wedding but I’ll be cast next year.

Tara and Maura starting to tink about majority alliances when there’s just 5 people left I cannnnnnot

Long weekend is nowwwww

PUSH the button DON’T PUSH the button trip the station change the CHANNEL

Melissa Barrera Forever