The Happy Smiler

100mg gummy before AYCE sushi

I’m assembling bookcases but I’m sooooooo stoned

The razor burn is bad but the inability to take shirtless pictures is worse………

Canyou canyou canyou canyou survive Modelland?

Pop, rock, electronic, rap, rock n' roll

Sam Star does absolutely nothing for me

Let’s all post our dripping hogs and not tell Daisy

Y’all mind if I repost last week’s hog pic rather than take a new one. Ok good.

Everyone showed up …… except for Tove

WOWWWWWWW THIS CLEARS!!!!!!!!!!!! don’t make that face Sabrina.

Filipina health care workers are unmatched

The way I know how the one eyebrow hair I have that curls straight up is from my Armenian ancestors

I get to enjoy my day off tomorrow with blood work and an ultrasound

I have proof that Jake Shane is possessed by Pazuzu

I don't want no lies I don't watch TV I don't waste my time Won't read a magazine

I’ve been getting nonstop ads for all kinds of alcohol ever since I quit drinking

My therapist just got a push notification because I’m considering rewatching Vox Lux

Oh I’mmmmm gonna k*** you Russell T. Davies.

I’m having an epiphany with American Life (album)

I’m trying to be really really cool about how badly my skin is breaking out right now

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO how could they disrespect the namesake of the Alessia Ward at the Khia Asylum like this?

Kingdom Hearts :))))))))

Yesterday I celebrated no longer having to wear a heart monitor and not being allowed to shower by falling down the stairs

JULIA GARNER! LUCKY STAR!

I just ran over the dog cast as Scooby Doo with my Corolla

I can be whoever I wanna be. Create a new persona.

My Pride Month started on a homophobic note when my chest was shaved for various medical procedures

I just don’t have anything to post about anymore.

You set me free with your love sensation Love sensation Love sensation Love sensation-sation-ion-ion

The gummy I had just told me to repost my meat from earlier

I’ve heard enough. AOTY

Why are there 3 kids under 6 sitting right in front of us………

Going to see Backrooms hours after being sent home with a heart monitor for the weekend lmaooooo

I knew the jig was up with sexy ultrasound tech the moment he pointed at my Gaga pinup tattoo and said “who’s that character?”

Let’s all post our dripping hogs and not tell Daisy

Wrists: limp Heart: full

This is the longest I’ve ever gone since I started drinking over half my life ago, and I’ve also now made it through some social situations (my birthday, my best friend’s wedding, and a conference) without it, which fills me with a great sense of accomplishment. I feel really good.

Did a Charli double feature tonight (she is the worst part of both films 💜)

Hope I live to tell the secret I have learned 'Til then, it will burn inside of me

I’m Sick In The Head Sister

1 like and I’ll vape out the window of my hotel room

S-sour candy……

Hi, I am Sia (the singer) doing a social media takeover for oomfa thurman today! Happy Pride! There are only two genders.

May (and still very exclusive to That woman)

I forgot my AirPods for a 3-day work trip

Our wedding officiant texting us like this after a full year……… jail

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Trying on my outfit for bestie’s wedding today for the first time since buying it haha ummmmm pray with me ladies