Zara Larsson randomly having a PhD in Queer Healing

(casting my spell) fergalicious definitious: make the boys go crazy!!

Fat tits Big gut Uncut It’s affirming.

The mentally unwell impulse to throw your phone (not performed)

I bought a volcano vape like whoa bitch!! Whoa bitch!!

ups “attempted delivery” is a fucking lie!! I waited all day for you!!!!

Ok Doctor Who has a future again!! I’m alive!!!

I kinda wanna make an alt to be horny on because I feel weird being openly horny on main now for some reason so… if I make one I’ll share for all 🙂‍↕️

they put y'all's's dream job in hearthstone

I take this daily to treat my depression

wait a minute… charlie puth got punched in the pussy?? 😳🍑👊

as long as i’ve been gay my heart has always belonged to the bears

don’t put words in my mouth that’s where dicks go

the drawing orc dick to getting bred pipeline is real

might have to retake passport photos because my head is too shiny 😭✨

Hey puss how is she

u start day drinking, u start fucking!!

litty @ bday dinner because husband is amazing!! xoxo tipsy girl

White woman said she’d rather die a skinny angel than a fat devil… ya ok!!

Our friend illustrated us based solely on descriptions of our outfits and she nailed it 😭 I love it so so so much

Happy birthday @bigfatmathew.bsky.social I freaking love you forever you smouldery sexy silly man!!!

Doctor Who today… whew that was a biggie!! I can’t even find the words lol 🥹💞

Our babygirl dorter is 4 today, everyone say happy birthday Jeep!

Yes, I have spent a few hours editing pngs to get the TARDIS into my Stardew Valley save file!! And I’ll do it again too!!

Omg that episode of Doctor Who was so fun! ✨👨🏿👸🏾🌀 Saturday morning cartoons are the best! 🥹💞

New Doctor Who day!! New season premiere was very good and now I’m so hyped ahhh!!! 🌀✨

Happy 9 years of being together @bigfatmathew.bsky.social 🥹💖 What the heck, how’s it already been that long? I can’t wait to marry you this year! 💌

Balls 😍

I'm still here

This random exchange on a Youtube video stays with me in a way I will never understand

When the power is out it’s like…🧍🏼 so what now?

Space Jam 2 on the TV… how the fuck did this movie get released??

This commercial is fucked up lmfao

Hotel rooms…. Are for fucking!!

I applied to do a clinical allergy study back in 2018 because I needed cash, so why are they calling in 2025 to ask if I’m available??

Young Thug - Havana 😄👈

Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories-ass movie

Uh oh the make-believe clock is kicking my ass

the bbitch

Somedays it’s just like… yo I’m FAG!! 💜

perfect celebrity 😌

I’ve been feeling terribly unhappy lately and I have no idea how to get out of it. I hate winter

Sleepy guy!!

Bellatrix Lestrange more like Bullet to the Brainge

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Darling, don’t dilly dally on the daily dairy diary!

Today I participated in #FCF by using my throat!! My favourite 🥰😘

Ok player housing in WoW… please don’t make me go back!! 😭😤