Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

Macross Art by Masami Watanabe (1982)

Got this Switch 2 cover for someone as a gag gift but I ended up just keeping it for me

My post-Heated Rivalry question is, once again, does Wendy Williams exist in this universe

Last joint of the year smoked

Me if I was the showrunner: This will be the first season of television to take place entirely in a communal shower room

Me

When I say “I’m logging off for the day” this is what I mean

Not kidding when I say the bath I took last night solved about half a dozen problems in my life

God bless the local Irish pub. I've ordered from them twice now, the first time they sent beef stew in a tray clamped shut with binder clips, and tonight's shepherd's pie was delivered in a soup container without a lid

leon’s back, baby

“who’s excited for their holiday bonus this year”

My apple tv while I go from naked gay hockey players to the Everybody Loves Raymond 30th reunion special

Watching IT: WELCOME TO DERRY

Christ almighty

It tickles me to no end that the books in our library that people either never return or return super late are about OCD

Got coffee *without* half and half or oat milk today

Art by Eric Fowler for the legendary RBBC magazine. Starting out as a photocopied fanzine, Rocket’s Blast Comicollector (RBCC) was a comics advertising fanzine published from 1964 to 1983.

A news crew is in the library to film something today and I'm in the background like

It's still so crazy to me that a Canadian gay hockey smut series is taking the internet by storm jklsfdkjdsf

alana haim in “one battle after another”

Bought something for my (straight brother) that I just realized has the Pride flag colors version of the logo…….. oh well

This is the most MSNBC liberal parent thing I'll ever type but I loved hearing Amy Poehler say "cunty bob" to Ina Garten

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Another day of finding out a high stakes task I was assigned to do isn't actually high stakes or something that needs to be done at all

Court permanently blocks Trump's executive order to dismantle federal agency for America's libraries IMLS librarytechnology.org/pr/31973

Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:

Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?

Still putting off tasks that seem difficult and uncomfortable only to find out they take maybe 5 min at most. I turn 40 next year (unrelated)

Just watched someone walk into the library, dump a packet of mini oreos into their mouth, and leave

Me at Cloudflare making sure OpenAI stays down:

Born on this day in 1939 (d. 2021), Happy Birthday, YAPHET KOTTO! 🎉

Eating so good today

Death of the Author: An Alan Wake Series Retrospective youtu.be/RRh3r_AhUw0

Whenever I remember that Greta Gerwig's Little Women still doesn't have a standalone 4K bluray release I walk into an empty room to scream about it like Meredith Marks

And in 1999 my grade 7 teacher showed it to our entire class without fast forwarding through the garden scene

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I've just discovered that there is a milk subreddit

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream (PS5) up for preorder at Atari Store ($29.99) buff.ly/RX7VEEE LRG buff.ly/BHhm8LQ

The average text conversation with me (minus C***o)

Why am I looking forward to this more than any actual games lmao

📧 Years before Google, “Gmail” was a fan email service on Garfield․com; perfect for anyone who hates Mondays. It vanished like lasagne into Garfield's belly, but pawprints remain on the #WaybackMachine ⤵️ web.archive.org/web/20000815... 🧵 #Wayback1T #WebHistory

"Person who brought a burned out lightbulb to the store, just to make sure they buy the correct replacement bulb" x.com/dailyportalz...

"Person waiting for a friend to finish tying their shoes" x.com/dailyportalz...

"The kind of person who takes a chance and throws 'hand wash only' garments in the washing machine" x.com/dailyportalz...

"Person who can't open one of those plastic bags at the supermarket" x.com/dailyportalz...

Today should be considered a public holiday

I will not use instagram close friends to complain about work I will not use instagram close friends to complain about work I will not use instagram close friends to complain about work