Had "overnight oats" and frankly this is not god's plan for me

Felt masc for the first time in a while (closed an open window in the bus)

Why does everyone on youtube mispronounce "biopic" and "subsequent"

Was talking about this movie to someone and accidentally called it "Randy Blue"

Sabi-chan is a big-eyed wasabi fairy from Shizuoka, Japan.

Back at work after a three week vacation!!!!

accidental land acknowledgment

Remembering when I tried to show my parents something on YouTube and didn’t scroll by my Watch Later playlist fast enough

I still want CD Projekt Red to suffer in hell for designing a hot middle aged Japanese cyborg and not letting him be the gay romance option

Getting a new set of key caps for my mechanical keyboard tomorrow and it is ALL I can think about. Image unrelated

wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French

Maybe if you let me be your lover 🤔 Maybe if you tried then I would not bother 🤨

Assassin's Creed Shadows tastes so good when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you it's nasty

Love my family but two days was enough methinks

Yes I’m watching Culinary Class Wars with my parents and yes I’ve already picked out several husbands

Trying to make sense of my parents’ nespresso machine

How I’m turning up at the Bluesky Christmas Party

Mom: Did you get your uncle a present? He's been so helpful to you this year Me: Of course I got him a present! I'm an adult, I don't need a reminder to be thankful! Me on my lunch break today running to the novelty Korean gift shop:

I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:

My family always politely changes the subject whenever I try to get them to watch Greta Gerwig's Little Women on Christmas and so this year I will... try again once more

Kinda realizing I just replaced weed with coffee

At work, cataloguing books about burnout at work

STOP THE AI HOLIDAY GREETING CARDS!!!! MY GOD!!!!

I love a holiday market staffed entirely by folksy old ladies who say things like "Wait, what was that price I gave you again?"

Gilmore Girls complete series bluray set coming out in May

Trying to explain to my mom as nicely as possible that a screenshot of a facebook post - especially one from an account called "The Misfit Momma"- is not even something you should send to your adult son. Or anyone, really

Ah the pleasure of a mid afternoon coffee and cereal

Kojima is such a special soul

I know those audiences in 1959 were gagged and gooped

Who up feeling gay and reckless, too? ___ Some Like It Hot (Billy Wilder, 1959)

If I did a year end list of pop culture moments ala @benjiarmishaw.bsky.social then people shipping Bronwyn/Whitney from RHOSLC would definitely be on it

Just did this at work, stance and all

I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury

Flannel bedsheets are ON

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

Macross Art by Masami Watanabe (1982)

Got this Switch 2 cover for someone as a gag gift but I ended up just keeping it for me

My post-Heated Rivalry question is, once again, does Wendy Williams exist in this universe

Last joint of the year smoked

Me if I was the showrunner: This will be the first season of television to take place entirely in a communal shower room

Me

When I say “I’m logging off for the day” this is what I mean

Not kidding when I say the bath I took last night solved about half a dozen problems in my life

God bless the local Irish pub. I've ordered from them twice now, the first time they sent beef stew in a tray clamped shut with binder clips, and tonight's shepherd's pie was delivered in a soup container without a lid

leon’s back, baby

“who’s excited for their holiday bonus this year”