when ppl refuse to sidestep for you on the sidewalk (a pride thing??) and then THEY get mad at YOU for grazing them: bitch im walking a straight line to the door and you have the whole fucking sidewalk to work with on your direction eat piss

just got this notification from JetBlue that my gate has changed. I purchased from Delta last week and I couldn’t find any confirmation of an existing flight I had…. I literally cannot find a ticket for this flight 😪

done a total of 1 Friendsgiving in my life and I haven’t talked to any of them in years

insta oomf on a nerdy romantic getaway to universal studios they’re making out in Mario hats it’s so cute should I lobotomize myself

gm team

love having a water bottle twin at the gym

being so blasé about my 32” TV breaking bc they’re like $50

my tv’s picture broke shows everything in a bright pink hue. this happened while I was watching All’s Fair last night and I simply thought it was a feature of the show for 25 minutes

a customizable homebase/hub world that evolves as you progress through the game

mr krabs creating the krabby patty

raya not giving me membership they hate to see the bussyrizzler try and find love

very happy news but wanna note the Supreme Court didn’t decline to overturn Obergefell, they declined to hear Kim Davis’s case much like they do hundreds of other cases a year and I feel like it’s important to make that distinction, like it’s a yay but not a definitive yay

I HAVE OFF WORK TOMORROW??????????

oomf’s partner unfollowed me now he’s oomf-in-law

the concept of having a flight this week (I’m supposed to go to Florida on Wednesday)

would u make kiss with him

will never get enough of hot dads singing surface level K-pop via k pop demon hunters golden being played too much at the gay bars

the rain is no match for my company branded XXL rain jacket bc I showed up 1 minute late to the meeting they were being given out at

he works in product development which is perfect for me because I love products

I think having a funny dad is such a formative experience I’m so grateful for my somewhat whimsical upbringing

everyone came over at 10 and we were supposed to go out at 11 but we stayed on my couch doing this until nearly 3am 🥲

nothing like a gay guy music video night to cleanse the soul

the sauce is made from His Juices

it was 65 in November today :)

pasta dinner as a single dude is great bc it’s also tomorrows pasta lunch

one time when I was young I asked my dad what’s for dinner and he said omelettes and then I asked if we were poor

gm

sometimes I wake up from a sleep and Comet Observatory 3 plays in my head and I just want to be a kid again

clouded autumnal late afternoon where it is not bright from the sun or dark from the lack thereof; it just is

60 pack of cat churus labeled for $10.99 at the corner store holy fucj

feel like such a poser with my job title… solutions architect…. people make building as an architect… people design gardens as an architect… people create as an architect… I’m gay emailing in my bedroom

dickflation is honestly so real because so many people who say they are “8” are def not which sets in an inaccurate standard for the whole scale

hey diva

it’s such a great day to live in nyc

BLUE SZNNNNNNNNNN

I guess another advantage of NYC is it being a major flight hub. I just booked a flight to Florida in 8 days for under $100 gotta love everything about that

planned a trip to Fort Lauderdale for next week like 7 months ago and just finding out I never booked a flight or anything

amusement parks:

expressing a very viable business idea via Instagram close friends

I’m so tired I just want to order delivery and watch cartoon in bed but need to cook yummy cupboard pasta she’s so not liquid right now :(

watching the sunset out my window while on a zoom call 🥰

why do I still have nightmares about being in drama club and forgetting my lines just as I’m about to get on stage like she’s never going away

love being the cutest patootie on the L train right now

sometimes I am an nyc elitist, other times I still am but am less annoying about it

I snooped and he’s on a zoom call like I get it and that’s fine you should have light but man what’re you doing on a zoom call on a late night megabus on a Sunday

man in front of me on the sleeper bus using his overhead seat light (the only one) just to be on his phone