getting brainmogged applying to early startups everyone has ivy pedigree and ur pedigree is Otto the Orange

An hour and a half case study job interview, being grilled on the spot, needs to be offset by Beach House in the AirPods meandering in the sun

back from vacation tattered bruised and burned as per usual. Usually I get injured a little more on my trips so this was a good result

no plane WiFi can’t afk runescape leagues i want to be frozen in a chamber

*2012 tumblr influencer voice* it’s okay to not be okay

it got fully infected over the weekend

TSA line was actually no line I walked up to the agent and yea and so but I’m here 2 hours early again

I’m up but at what cost

being out at late the night before an early flight is such a thing in my life that I wish I had better a planning brain to avoid this

it’s just like middle school again

feeling sexy might put myself out there for a gay sports league and not be chosen for any team and totally embarrass myself

street skidding your arm the first day of your pool/hot tub vacation and not being able to go inside a pool or hot tub because arm burns so bad

sprinted after my uber drive bc I was waiting 45 minutes in the ride share area and he kept missing the entrance circling the airport over and over and over and over again

do u ever sprint so fast its like too fast for your own physiology and you end up falling face first bc ur legs cant keep up

I love going for in person interviews fuck this zoom shit my vibe is best experienced in the flesh

just got back from the allergist and found out I’m allergic to exactly one thing… :/

chicken fajitas and some hole

hentaivirus

went to the ENT finally after being sick back and forth for all of 2026. I’m now on a slurry of antibiotics and I’m getting the pneumonia vaccine

I don’t care about the met gala but do u know what I do care about? $32,918

I’m not watching the met gala I’m watching the bobs burgers episode where a mechanical shark attacks the whole town

I’ve been on an elevator for like a minute or so and felt it move, going down, and then the door opened on the floor I just came up from

yayayay mentally ill cat woke me up again and will keep doing so the rest of the night so I guess 2 hours of sleep for tn is sooo fine 😍

I wanna go to tokyoooooo

for the past few months every single time I get my gym routine back on track (day 5 or something) I just get sick again. I’m sick again. I’m sick every month. I’m just always sick.

growing up in New Jersey was fully needing to get a drivers license and then literally never using it after turnung 18

*sigh* *exhale* enough time has passed: pokemon legends ZA was the worst pokemon game they’ve ever released

when my cat pukes on my shag rug it’s like great now I have homework

left a 1 star review for an ENT practice because after several attempts of calling and emailing for medical assistance they’ve just straight up ignored me and now I have very bad tonsillitis and possibly need oral surgery thank you Brooklyn ENT in williamsburg thank u Dr. Harry Pantelides

took a poo then took a shower I got out of the shower now I have to poo again

the little pepperoni that cups up and curls put them on my nipples I’ll be your little pizza delivery boy

SELECT * FROM MY_ASS

so there’s a gay version of ozempic that gives you abs and a narcissist complex ?

been going to bed at 8pm lately, trying not to do that because the sun is now still out at this time 🫩

so I have jury duty selection today and im kinda sick and I sneeze really loudly and im predicting they’re gonna dismiss me bc of my sneeze

and another

want another tattoo so bad but I always have this line of thinking pop up right around summer 😭

someone is catfishing as me on an urban planning forum in Montreal And we’re a pillar of the community

galarian wheezing:

broke thru another recruiter screening

true love is a myth

frocianggine

ppl in loving relationships who post online “if you’re almost 30 and still single then it’s your personality and something is wrong with you” like thanks I guess I’ll stop trying love that that is a commonplace take

I’m at a birthday party and they hired an electric violinist riffing to pop songs and so I basically need him inside me

many people end up dying never falling in love and that’s just really sad

being 25 is discovering there’s more to life than your career and “out with friends” and each passing day is Your Time being 28 is having full on panic attacks about what to do with that revelation

my favorite thing about life right now is how lonely and isolating it is

Bluesky be like “here’s a list of suggested accounts to follow!” and it’s that one gay dude that interacts with all your friends but refuses to engage with you

BlueSky is like “here’s some suggested accounts to follow!” and it’s a list of insufferable ex-oomfs