collin (enjoys sitting)
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part time renaissance man ig:
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ok actually here u go in 2016 someone pulled me off the streets in nyc and asked me to model in a Columbia university classroom too bad they were just a student photog student and not like some big agency but the photos came out cute
about 13 hours ago
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canāt post 2016 nostalgia as I was frantically moving out of an abusive household situation and my old phone/microSD was broken in the process so I lost photos between 2014-2017
about 13 hours ago
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I love gargling
2 days ago
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need my garglesack to get grumpled before the evermoon reaches its equinox
2 days ago
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theyāre planning to mould me into a fine dough and then briefly boiling me in baking soda and then baked till golden brown. I may be lathered in butter
2 days ago
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it sucks thereās not really turned based combat in real life
2 days ago
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some ancient man meat would be able to hit this thrumpsack so good tbh
2 days ago
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in my mind constantly straddling the line between what I think is standing up for myself and what I think is being difficult and annoying and š¶ thatās a fun thing about anxiety š¶
2 days ago
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theyāre planning to excavate me this week
2 days ago
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ayudante de hamburguesa
2 days ago
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having the same job and salary as a Gen Xer but not having a house or net worth like he does because I was born 23 years too late
5 days ago
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no im not crashing out this is actually a very calculated 8 segment bit about the price of sandwiches being too high that Iāve scripted and blocked behind the scenes
6 days ago
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having a dishwasher is so great not just for the device itself but also loading and running the dishwasher is hands down the most satisfying house chore to do god bless
6 days ago
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chicken biryani
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7 days ago
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omg guess what I am having for lunch
7 days ago
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pansexual butter chicken
8 days ago
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chicken biryani and a fat cock daddy husband
8 days ago
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should I get chicken biryani and some paneer tikka
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8 days ago
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why am I craving chicken biryani at 1:30am
8 days ago
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all I gotta do is do this 1,657.05 times successfully
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8 days ago
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someone venmo me $20 itās for a good cause
8 days ago
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I didnāt go to the gym but I made a healthy steak sandwich and cleaned like 80% of my apartment
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9 days ago
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would u go on a date with him
9 days ago
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the responsible urge to clean my apartment and go to the gym at 10pm
9 days ago
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my old school runescape wife wouldnāt be happy to hear about the penis picture youāve just sent me
9 days ago
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that one gay bar that will have a party theme for anything
9 days ago
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sometimes I feel really bad for horse girls who live in the arctics itās like youāll never be her there :/
9 days ago
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but does that mean that I eat ham only sometimes
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9 days ago
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when I was younger my brother told me it was illegal to throw out instruction manuals and why did I only find out in my 20s thatās not a thing
9 days ago
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sometimes I will eat ham
9 days ago
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hey im charli XCX and im giving away 1000 le creuset cookware sets
10 days ago
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whenever im living in the moment its like wow this is the moment
10 days ago
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my mom at the movie theater in 2008 after dragging her to see Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D starring Brendon Fraser:
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10 days ago
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oh your apartment has a Juliet Balcony? thatās so great you should have parties on there. you should make smoothies for the building
10 days ago
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should we all jump off cliffs
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10 days ago
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unironic AI fagslop has hit my instagram algorithm composed of only shit posts because it is probably the worst video ever created and it broke its containment
10 days ago
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connecting w an oomf on LinkedIn itās like ew I kinda donāt wanna know u like that
10 days ago
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sorry for posting about Work again itās just that i am being Psychologically Torturedā¢ļø daily and its hard to keep it bottled up
11 days ago
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dude so show off your balls
11 days ago
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I donāt know how you havenāt flaunted your genitals for bluesky yet
11 days ago
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āpenis pleaseā guy with another banger
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12 days ago
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treat me with kindness and love tuesday
12 days ago
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hey letās go hide in a supply closet of a building we donāt work in and smell each others hair
12 days ago
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Valentineās Day coming up
12 days ago
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bacon egg and cheese salt penis ketchup please
12 days ago
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Iāve only been to cava once but I ordered a pita instead of a bowl and literally everyone spat in my face and called me an ugly whore so prob wonāt go back for awhile
12 days ago
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my 6th grade teacher gave me detention because I didnāt read the bridge to terabithia and nothing against the bridge to terabithia (love Josh Hutchison) but honestly itās because I was internalizing my initial homophobia/self-hatred and I simply thought it was just a really gay book (I was 11)
12 days ago
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ok embarrassing story time when I was a kid and ānarnia the lion the witch and the wardrobeā came out I thought a wardrobe was like an evil monster for a few years because i hadnāt heard the word in actual practice and never saw the movie
12 days ago
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they need to make cat trees but for human adults who live alone and also need a little extra stimulation like Iād love to climb up to a cave within my purview like that but nooo I guess Iāll just jerk off
12 days ago
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my coworker in high school used to give us all cool nicknames in Spanish my friend was chewletta which basically means skinny and I was merrycone which is basically like just a happy go lucky guy
12 days ago
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