collin (enjoys sitting)
@bussyrizzler.nyc
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part time renaissance man ig:
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all I gotta do is do this 1,657.05 times successfully
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about 6 hours ago
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someone venmo me $20 itās for a good cause
about 6 hours ago
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I didnāt go to the gym but I made a healthy steak sandwich and cleaned like 80% of my apartment
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about 23 hours ago
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would u go on a date with him
1 day ago
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the responsible urge to clean my apartment and go to the gym at 10pm
1 day ago
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my old school runescape wife wouldnāt be happy to hear about the penis picture youāve just sent me
1 day ago
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that one gay bar that will have a party theme for anything
1 day ago
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sometimes I feel really bad for horse girls who live in the arctics itās like youāll never be her there :/
1 day ago
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but does that mean that I eat ham only sometimes
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1 day ago
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when I was younger my brother told me it was illegal to throw out instruction manuals and why did I only find out in my 20s thatās not a thing
1 day ago
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sometimes I will eat ham
1 day ago
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hey im charli XCX and im giving away 1000 le creuset cookware sets
2 days ago
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whenever im living in the moment its like wow this is the moment
2 days ago
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my mom at the movie theater in 2008 after dragging her to see Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D starring Brendon Fraser:
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2 days ago
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oh your apartment has a Juliet Balcony? thatās so great you should have parties on there. you should make smoothies for the building
2 days ago
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should we all jump off cliffs
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2 days ago
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unironic AI fagslop has hit my instagram algorithm composed of only shit posts because it is probably the worst video ever created and it broke its containment
2 days ago
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connecting w an oomf on LinkedIn itās like ew I kinda donāt wanna know u like that
2 days ago
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sorry for posting about Work again itās just that i am being Psychologically Torturedā¢ļø daily and its hard to keep it bottled up
3 days ago
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dude so show off your balls
3 days ago
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I donāt know how you havenāt flaunted your genitals for bluesky yet
3 days ago
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āpenis pleaseā guy with another banger
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4 days ago
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treat me with kindness and love tuesday
4 days ago
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hey letās go hide in a supply closet of a building we donāt work in and smell each others hair
4 days ago
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Valentineās Day coming up
4 days ago
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bacon egg and cheese salt penis ketchup please
4 days ago
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Iāve only been to cava once but I ordered a pita instead of a bowl and literally everyone spat in my face and called me an ugly whore so prob wonāt go back for awhile
4 days ago
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my 6th grade teacher gave me detention because I didnāt read the bridge to terabithia and nothing against the bridge to terabithia (love Josh Hutchison) but honestly itās because I was internalizing my initial homophobia/self-hatred and I simply thought it was just a really gay book (I was 11)
4 days ago
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ok embarrassing story time when I was a kid and ānarnia the lion the witch and the wardrobeā came out I thought a wardrobe was like an evil monster for a few years because i hadnāt heard the word in actual practice and never saw the movie
4 days ago
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they need to make cat trees but for human adults who live alone and also need a little extra stimulation like Iād love to climb up to a cave within my purview like that but nooo I guess Iāll just jerk off
4 days ago
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my coworker in high school used to give us all cool nicknames in Spanish my friend was chewletta which basically means skinny and I was merrycone which is basically like just a happy go lucky guy
4 days ago
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getting head at the shen yun show heās sucking my falun dong
4 days ago
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penis butter and nutella on cinnamon gram crackers midnight snack š
4 days ago
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itās so strange because I donāt really like hot dogs like at all but conversely and ironically I love sucking on big meaty cock
4 days ago
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gay kissing live with question and answer session
4 days ago
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gay kissing
4 days ago
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sheās got a way she = me a way = balls plumper than you can ever imagine
4 days ago
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do u think those prolapse guys can just dip those bad boys in like a bowl of vodka and then itās like thatās cost effective also
4 days ago
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dude who loves to drink his own piss and just calls it āhis juiceā
4 days ago
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unlocking album with men online but not getting to meet up
4 days ago
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just **** all over my ***** and then **** ******
4 days ago
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we found love in a hopeless place (Indus Valley, 1900 BCE)
4 days ago
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this was honestly so avoidable why did he do that šš
4 days ago
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I donāt want to get cremated when I die it sounds painful
4 days ago
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theyāre doing this to me next week
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4 days ago
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the dictionary defines rent as something a cutie patootie like me shouldnāt have to pay at least until I figure some stuff out
4 days ago
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got 67 as a cost check number at the eagle the other night hahah omg life itself is kinda crumbling gradually before my very eyes
4 days ago
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seeing a guy I used to hook up with 10 years ago at the Penn station Starbucks
4 days ago
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found this large square labelless sauce in the sauce basket at the bodega what do u guys think it is
4 days ago
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went to the Russian Turkish baths with the primary purpose of getting a good steam in and itās funny how i was fully in the minority w that
5 days ago
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