I am still having whiplash about this why are all my hookups hanging out w martha stewart

remote work OOO proclamations to ur boss are so stupid. I could have no meetings and do all my immediate work before 11 and sign off and you’d be none the wiser so why would I email you to take a day when I can just tactfully do the aforementioned

so lonely I started talking to this friendly retired gay guy in Palm Springs who woofed like me as a pen pal situation he had a very intriguing profile but he ghosted me after going to brb lunch he never came back

had a dream I posted a full face and dick nude and it got like 13k likes and my mom called me I woke up in a cold sweat so yea since publishing my nudes publicly is still a nightmare it prob won’t happen in reality any time soon

one of my recent hookups just posted a intimate selfie to Instagram of him and Martha Stewart in Milan. In that photo is also another dude I hooked up with completely unrelated to the first guy several years prior. her web connects us all

going to bed at 8pm waking up at 4am getting the full 8 hours can’t fall asleep may take a bath

happy tungsten rod in my ass tuesday

I’ve been depressed so I haven’t gone to the gym but just went for the first time and they opened a Wendy’s next to it holy fuckkkkkk im hard as shit

yall really think I went epic freakout world of warcraft cancelled episode on my hole like that

do I finally go to the gym again or continue my endless suffering

sneezed and my tv turned on what does this mean

wagie cuck monday

clocking in at the i hate my job factory and i will make this bluesky's problem

this is what I was telling them in that interview I didn’t get hired for

saw an IG slop account post 2 porn stars w the caption “I heard they are married. do you think they are open?” at first im like yes obv.. but it shines a light on the work/life balance debate and whether that applies to those in the porn industry as well to some different sexually nuanced extent

techno beat ponytail head twirl in the kitchen “i DONT GIVE A FUCK” bitch I swear to god who has that video I feel like it’s a microcosm of my psyche rn

the only material post-grad influence I’ve received from my days in a fraternity has been spam to my personal email from other chapters’ brothers for fundraising. where is my easy white collar job gained through brotherly connection is there a fiji in b2b saas that wants to just give me a job

cheers to another 5 rounds

this resulting in one of the hottest hookups of my life just had to wait 5 years lmao

sometimes bluesky users will eject you out into the atmosphere (rudely) if you disagree with something actually fairly minuscule because they attach their own justices to every little minutiae. one time I made fun of tik tok and I got blocked because “it’s a channel for political activism”

Justin Biebers set at Coachella was so powerful and half the internet is mad he was playing YouTube videos from his computer and not doing like benson boone backflips with pyrotechnics or some shit

that shit was harddddd :(

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I work in b2b saas and a customer of mine just pulled up this image on screenshare to run his analogy on how they operate their sales department and given its memeification I almost broke my corporate facade

my mom wants to go on this mah jongg cruise and she’s offering to pay for me to go with her

youths keep hotboxing my buildings vestibule and I wanna be cool adult about it but UPS just sent an email to my landlord blocking all packages to us going forward because the delivery drivers keep getting harassed by the aforementioned youths. what should I do? like tear gas?

you can change the arrangements on the CDs in pokopia and I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes with pallet town arrangement 3 playing reminiscing to when I was 5 playing pokemon yellow for the first time oh taking that time for granted oh to be a kid again oh to not know how to beat Brock

third round job interview apparently a technical assessment that ‘this is where a lot of people drop off’ so I guess it’s time to lock in

proof of life (I’m playing pokopia almost every waking moment)

new title I got demoted to at work actually candy for interviews, 2 more recruiters in my in inbox now for jobs I can do and pay so much more

furious I have to spend precious worm catching time rebuilding my flex studio made from twigs and pennies

ack my twigs have been strung into disarray after some gusts of wind I’ve gotta get better at this

I built a nest

laying down is honestly pretty awesome

I miss the Boston gay boy pfp where it was like the girl smiling I think she was yassified maybe at the rupaul judging table my memory is hazy

the girl from hoppers:

I’ll post about like Applebees then butthole pfp pupdump87 will be like “LOVE the cheap margs” and that’s why this site has the sauce

eating a hot dog is such a short lived experience compared to its counterparts

job interviewed today and got insta next rounded and agreed on the salary I wanted (+ 1/2 my current) i show butthole to celebrate

got a woof from someone named Poly Nerd it’s like oh I’m sure

I should honestly reconsider a career in urban planner the way I’m building out my pokopia pallet town

brought up Pampered Chef as an example to run on a demo in a call today and got my entire audience to say “omgggg my mom did that!!!” was a fun moment

hot instagay porn daddy visited nyc this weekend their instagram story was them in a speedo on their balcony it was low 40s this weekend 😭

if I was chappell roan I’d kill more children or whatever they’re annoying af

boofing 5 hour energy

hey I’m an 11 year old child annoying a pop star omgggg I need to be put in my place like rn

this Easter Sunday I’m gonna lay so many eggs :)

hey do u wanna come over and watch me eat yogurt and then take an uncomfortable amount of time in the bathroom