God fucking damn it, Hodgman

@jimmmyybear.bsky.social’s beautiful girl, Willow #LookAtMyDoodle

cast Kim Cattrall as Rouge the Bat

at the supermarket and they're playing a song that seemed dedicated to being an abusive husband who demonises his ex as crazy and blames her for his drinking problem, and then my phone identified it as a Morgen Wallen song, which totally floored me he's like if The Chicks had an antichrist

This guy was a heartthrob Australian tv host in the early 2000s and I can’t describe my joy upon learning this is what he looks like now

can't believe we named a bird the pee cock

no he's getting muscular. that's a different word. hope this helps.

Fellas, is it cunty to rustle jimmies?

faghorn leghorn

No, but, do I look wuthered, miss? Do I look wuthered though?

there are lots of replies to this explaining that it's just rhyming slang and doesn't mean what you've suggested it means; do NOT listen to them. it IS a toxic slur and you can pry it from my cold, dead hands.

well, yes

who all up boot scooting they baby

One of those godawful pregnancy announcement his&hers shirts but they say "AN EVIL WIZARD STOLE MY CUM" and "I'M THE WIZARD"

Cishet people would rather go beast mode on my holes than go to therapy

just saw someone post "First 😍" under a gay guy's thirst trap and I've just decided that that's exactly how you'd see me posting if i were trying to communicate that someone was holding me hostage

absolutely NOT. disc horse bot is CANCELLED.

🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs PRIMATE? There are no gays, but one of the straight boys is kinda dressed like Magic Earring Ken Also, it’s about an annoying little guy who ruins a house party with his erratic, attention-seeking behaviour. So it’s possibly a twink analogy It was good fun horror and I enjoyed it

PRIMATE isn't a textually gay film, but it IS the story of a household where one family member is a beloved but improperly cared for exotic pet who snaps and destroys everything. And that makes it a spiritually gay film AND a spiritually autistic film.

Okay I looked it up. “m'lady” is a bigoted slur against butch folks.

new coworker bravely came out to me today (as boring) (told a really dull story)

putting my dick in the talk to me hand

Currently watching Matthew Morrison singing Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke to protest a schoolwide ban on minors twerking, AMA

Do I like that my neighbour feeds wild animals? Absolutely not. But also: OOOOOH BABY POSSUM!!!!!

come to Sherwood QLD if you wanna be a loudmouth fuckhead hanging out on the road tonight apparently. didn't know there was a meetup happening on my street but it seems to be well-attended.

Fourth guest prompt is from @thatbearlifts.bsky.social: a creepy house I used the not-creepy house from POLLYANNA as a reference, and let the grey palette and spooky trees do most of the work #LookAtMyDoodle

1970s/80s fantasy black light posters, artists uncredited

a diva is a female version of a hustler

Most adventuring parties in Australia are anarchist and smelly

would you let this man tattoo you

Great fun with @ironbars.bsky.social and @didge.bsky.social, learning to be amazing tattoo artists. (The handsome Mrs Ironbars not pictured.)

it's so weird that a country like the USA does not have a major satanic panic about the popularity of Mr Beast. Like, he is a visibly soulless man who uses money to tempt people into danger and toil, and also he fucking calls himself MR. BEAST.

she doctor on my who till i big finish Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry

Humble Bundle has a Doctor Who Big Finish bundle at the moment!!

All I can think of is how incredible Catherine O'Hara's late career resurgence was, and how truly she deserved it. And how lucky WE are that it happened.

• Gwyneth Paltrow is transcendent. • I miss Naya Rivera so much. • Will Schuester should be in a gulag. • Karofsky's suicide attempt, Finn and Rachel's aborted wedding, Regionals 2012, and Quinn's car accident ALL HAPPEN IN THE SAME EPISODE?? • The funeral for Sue's sister made me cry very hard.

guess who's been rewatching glee and is now up to season 4 episode 18

update: i just woke up and today's song is Midnight Sun by Zara Larsson, thank GODD

last night i dreamt that i was trying to explain to everyone in my life what Taylor The Latte Boy was, so of course in the dream i started singing it, and of course it's now stuck in my head 8 hours later

oh that’s not—

catching up on Critical Role 4 and furiously tapping the sign

Currently listening to this podcast episode and so far it's a great summary of the work happening on the ground.

Jayma Mays kinda ate tf down with Getting Married Today

tummothy von tuesday (took this on my birthday but i want the attention now)

life is a highway and i wanna tear it up and replace it with rail

How it started How it's going

birthdays is like the replying to texts olympics

for my birthday wish i would like every ice agent to physically harmed

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so don't get too comfortable. #art