visions of picklemayo to warm this frozen heart

No more software. Things just work. Inshallah by magic.

gay people: how did the cops find out about cruising Also gay people:

Psa please never call me neurospicy, I am an adult

This is true and it's because of cars I'm not even kidding

am I hot in this pic

In case it needs restating, autism isn't caused by Tylenol, or vaccines, or woke parents or whatever. It's not a disease, and it doesn't need curing. Eugenicists and fascists love to think of ways to eradicate us because they are unwilling to understand us. But we will outlive them.

I literally JUST went to a model train show

iPhone Pro Maxwell Sheffield

just because Jimmy Kimmel is back doesn't mean you should go back to giving money to the mouse. it's so important — and don't forget, easy — to learn how to steal from huge media conglomerates.

Android Lloyd Webber

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

they should put all three members of Huntr/x in Smash Bros

jennifer tilly in the movie liar liar

I bought from a vendor at the Brisbane Model Train Show today who was wearing home made trans pride earrings!! I think they were in their 70s or so and it made my heart so full!!!

one of my favourite Doctor Who stories of recent years is The Magician's Apprentice / The Witch's Familiar two-parter, so you can imagine my surprise when i discovered just now that those two episodes did in fact turn 10 years old today

alpha chodes explaining insomnia: okay so imagine that your brain is a muscular man with huge activated glutes, drenched in sweat, grunting and moaning with primal effort

I do not wish ill on people like this, mostly because the spiritual death of a 'writer' who ends up like this is punishment enough. Those last two sentences are just so, so sad.

fuckin up a tallboy, Dr's orders

WAIT. PROFICIENT IN SURVIVAL.

• Vivica Hallwinter's name got mocked the whole time • the horse now love Cleric and follows hime around :3 • we all love the goblins that hate their boss

I also just watched Lesbian Space Princess and if you haven’t you really should.

Every TV show should have an episode after the finale that shows the characters finding out that they were in a TV show.

What an adorable and unbelievably crass film! Delightful.

lesbian space princess time!!

how does Only Murders in the Building have five seasons? i swear it premiered last year???

I love being gay and being a bear and fat men are very hot and I am gay

Toowoomba Carnival of Flowers today with my sweetie @bara.bsky.social

does anyone have that video (tiktok? reel?) of three girls on a balcony waving at some lads on another, saying "we're trans :)" in the most coquettish possible voices, because I think about it too often to not be able to find it now. i believe the girls are australian, the main speaker is blonde

i am no longer mentally ill enough to be ambitious

What is your favourite paper size and why is it B5?

hrt lovecraft. Is that anything

Bolsonaro 27 years prison?????

the only good use of the internet is gay sex, everything else has been a mistake

Salt and vinegar, you are good friends to one another and also, friends of mine.

- consumer friendly business practices

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Yeah this is the type of response that our public figures should be making

A delicious midnight rainstorm is blanketing my neighbourhood, steady and sustained, on the first night warm enough to sleep with the windows open. Petrichor blows across me on a refreshing breeze, and the rain half covers the sound of the few cars still passing by. Also I just hit the bong ayyyyyy

C U N T I S S I M O

Sinnamon and Slutmeg

running Phandelver and Below for some friends starting tomorrow. making some edits in advance. i'm transing Sildar Hallwinter's gender and giving her a less dumb name. injuring the horses at the beginning to give the Cleric an early chance to feel cool by healing something. practicing goblin noises.

She's gonna get a condition named after her I'm so certain of it

I neeeeed to start a substack soooo bad

The outtake I saved for Tummy Tuesday 😌

You never think to manifest “James McAvoy in a kilt reclining like a Barberini Faun” but the Universe is a clever girl and she gives it to you anyway

And I'm the batch of crack that turned Charlie Sheen temporarily gay, Katya. And welcome to—

had an afternoon nap that went so hard my self-talk is broaching 2am topics at a 6pm time slot