finally recovered enough from work exhaustion to do a big gymme. pit tax for accountability.

I remember watching this show as a kid but I don't remember these two being such colossal F-slurs. Incredible stuff. The amount of runtime devoted to them slow dancing in this compilation is Statistically Significant.

🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs PILLION? Fully gay This could’ve been a tough watch about a complex and unstable kink-driven relationship. But it was unexpectedly funny and both leads were compelling and engaging It doesn’t represent all kink relationships, but I don’t think it wanted to. It was generous and humane

drag name Carrie van Holliday

It’s been a while between doodles! Almost a month This one is adapted from a sketch by 13th century French illustrator Villard de Honnecourt (left) I turned it into this patron saint of thick-necked hotties (right) #LookAtMyDoodle

Beaten to the punch by 19 days. Seppuku.

Project Male Hairy

Reddit is full of people complaining about heinous performance and graphical issues in Pokémon Champions??? It's running perfectly on my Switch 1 and I'm finding the whole game quite charming. Pokémon fans complaining about a free game are making me nostalgic for 2016.

Put on my mech suit and it's coloured bright pink with ribbons and bows because it's my XOXOskeleton

the Indooroopilly Daiso has closed down and i'm gonna have a real tantrum about it

a new emoji has appeared on my keyboard and i just screamed in surprise and delight

🤷🏳️‍🌈 #HowGayIs PROJECT HAIL MARY? Not gay. Not gay. Absolutely not gay This tearjerking science fiction popcorner has Ryan Gosling in long johns and Sandra Hüller being a cuntress, but it is not gay Visually stunning, divorced-man filmmaking in which an aw-shucks-I’m-just-a-guy guy saves the world

I love Bluey so much, I wish Brisbane was real

Final Destination 3

Ran a session with my precious babies today! They were a big hit at the table, and not just because Melissa* did 19 points of bludgeoning damage to the druid with one attack. (* Left to right: Melissa, Snaily 1, and Snaily 2.) (Names courtesy of @bara.bsky.social).

Bluesky truly does have that good seppo juice sometimes lmao

they should invent a gaming PC that i can afford

Wouldst thou like to live scrumdiddlyumptiously?

If you gave this to me as a child I legitimately would not have stopped until I puked, and if you gave this to me as an adult that would happen also

Trans century of fix your hearts or die

starting my wartime panic-buying early by grabbing a kilogram of MSG from the hanaromart

give me $700 @albomp.bsky.social

i don't want a sleek and futuristic electric vehicle, i want a boxy station wagon with wood panelling electric vehicle

Flail Snail Large Elemental, Unaligned. A flail snail is a creature of elemental earth that is prized for its multihued shell. It may seem harmless, but if a creature big enough to be a threat approaches too close, the snail flashes a scintillating light and attacks with its mace-like tentacles.

regional variant of Spheal that is ice/steel type and evolves into a frozen wrecking ball called Stpheel

There's a lot to resent about the decision to make a H*rry P*tter show in 2026, but the fact that it's coming from the platform that refused to give us S2 of Scavenger's Reign is an extra little jab of bitterness.

I put the last episode on so we could watch it in sync and now I'm crying and deserve compensation.

told my manager this morning that i'd be taking tomorrow off for no reason more or less dramatic than i'm feeling really run-down. no freakout or handwriting on my part, just said what i needed and why, and it feels genuinely insane to say this but it feels like a big victory.

gay guy being a prick call that a cactus fruit

I’m not so much gay as I am a metaphor for the queer experience

i can't believe chappell roan savagely bludgeoned an eagle scout

Dr Jekyll & Mx Hyde

drag name Amanda-Lynn Slicer

Disney adult includes stanning Hilary Duff

they should invent an msg but for sweet

just saw a haiku bot on tumblr identify "btw" as a five-syllable line, and the practical poetic applications of this are mind-boggling

I have wishlisted Thomas & Friends: Wonders of Sodor on Steam because I am a #GAMER. #esports #gayguy #autism

SUMMER FSLURS

In honour of Amy Madigan's win, I'm posting what I hope becomes her next hit role: this Kikki K mannequin

this is actually the most important piece of artwork of our generation

vaxxed?

Just saw someone on Reddit explain that they are PRO CHOICE, but they were referring to having the ability to toggle the Exp Share on and off in Pokémon.

what's a religion i can join based on a single youtube video on the topic? i'm thinking gnosticism or wicca.

there are saddam husseins everywhere for those with the eyes to see

i had an immediate aversion to Browt, and it was because we JUST had a grass bird starter pokemon. and then i thought for a moment and realised that Rowlet did in fact debut a full decade ago. so. probably fine.

i'm a gay guy

i am against the cultural influence the US has over australia but i do think we should get Denny's

i love to spend my time wisely

Are we allowed to write poems?