My analytical cubist era won’t be forever, but they’re fun to do #LookAtMyDoodle

no one wants to hire me. because my whimsy is a liability

the autistic urge to house four boiled eggs for breakfast

Totally unique, completely not ever been done before back-to-work selfie

It is so embarrassing to be in a supine little US tributary state where our state media org is unable to even report accurately on the US’s international aggressions The US don’t need to kidnap our leaders because those bozos are already captive

big cup of juice :)

I set aside time to experiment today #LookAtMyDoodle

Dreamt I made soup

Tasha's Cauldron of Everything

first movie of 2026 was Five Nights at Freddy's 2, and truly, TRULY it was shit from a butt

2025 -> 2026

this might be slightly off-topic, but: all halflings have tboy swag but not all halflings are transmasc

Nancy and Jonathan trapped in the chamber of cum

couples on the apps between 3 and 6 am

i'm not gay for pay but i am gay by appointment only

I saw Goony Proctor with the Devil.

Fidget Spinner: a neurodivergent top

do NOT wear the cursed amulet harbouring nicki minaj's soul. it WILL whisper in your mind and tell you to marry a rapist.

i'm gonna be so constructive here: nicki minaj should be [remembers that wishing genuine harm or death on people is against most terms of use and will get me banned] trapped in a cursed amulet for the rest of her days.

update: gave my sister the cloak for her birthday today and she was so stoked about it that she wore it for four hours in the Queensland heat. she also said multiple times that it was her favourite present which was a huge dunk on the mirrorless dSLR she got tbh.

guy who is constantly talking about leg day but pronounces 'squats' like 'hats'

this is how you compliment someone's tits btw

the synergy of this prompt crossing my timeline on chest day,,,,, god bless us, every one

If I know Nintendo, Sam Altman is gonna get Boeing'd

thank god it's tummy tuesday

I often worry about the way we talk about gun violence in this country, dunking on the USA as if the hard part of keeping people safe was done 30 years ago. But if an attack like this is still possible, the hard work isn't done.

Horrific news out of Bondi. Unimaginably cruel thing to do, targeting Australia's Jewish community on this day in particular, during a celebration.

Pluribus budget not going to the salary of the guy who blurs out brand names

there should be a way to deserve things without suffering first

The thing about Glinner's conduct — the tweets, the whining, putting friends on his 'list'— is that he could sub in any other cause and his life would still 'shrink'. Leaving aside that transphobia as a cause is abhorrent, his friends can't even disagree without him shouting down the phone at them.

new york is a concealed carrie bradshaw state

"I said put your FUCKING hands in the air, Brisbane!"

ooo lady gagita

Might fuck around and go see Lady Gaga in concert in a few hours

Spoilers for Pluribus, but it was irresponsible of them to give @jameshultgren.bsky.social access to the term "Human-Derived Protein" because of all the cum jokes

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

Tumblr has just taught me about the existence of semi-slugs, a category of snail species that are in the process of evolving into slugs (usually in places where shells are a calcium-intensive hindrance), which obviously-but-horribly involves making smaller shells that stay embedded in their flesh.

People think that Whiff got his name from the odour he carries as an industrial locomotive constantly hauling garbage, but that's a common misconception! He's actually called that because he's a raunch-obsessed pit pig.

Just saw Dead of Winter (2025) and it ruled. A tense thriller that hits the ground running and squeezes every drop out of 98 minutes. Lots of girl power.

update: hanging out with my boyfriend instead of isolating myself like a wounded deer did the trick, but he has to go to work tomorrow

does anyone know how to make my brain work properly instead of doing me harm, TIA in advance xx

hugh jackman should've been morrible. keep the gowns.

hey everyone, i'm finally getting top surgery! Please, i know things are hard right now for everyone, but if there's anything you can spare, or if you could share my gofundme, it would mean the world to me 💖 gofund.me/b007236e2

seethes in Brisbane

no one is talking about the raw sexual magnetism of vsauce michael

Stranger Things but with the soft G and hard G swapped

Subway Takes makes me like trains less