There's a correct answer to this and it's Metal Gear Solid 2.

found a new pose!! you're welcome

post-gym attention, please

i want my mutuals to know that when i like their posts that's me sitting on them with my full body weight

log in and fag out

You get three wishes #LookAtMyDoodle

something interesting about the future is that you can't have your bum out on instagram, but instagram is allowed to show ads for cannabis. asses and weed are both morally neutral, but if i were going to put money on which one people would find more acceptable on an app, it would be asses. and yet.

went to the gym and now i'm putting off cleaning my room by practicing my Problematic Male Podcaster Face

A gay dating app that focuses on community by accusing you of a mysterious crime, forces you to bribe corrupt lawyers and clerks, and if you get a lucky match, youre executed in a ditch on the edge of town.

Plumpkin!!

🚨 MY BOYFRIEND IS HOT 🚨

Fat fox stacks books #LookAtMyDoodle

KAY POYER ON SO TRUE WITH CALEB HEARON THIS IS NOT A DRILL

girl cum

no one is talking about how the first draft of DISCLOSURE DAY was a feature film about Roger from American Dad

just saw DISCLOSURE DAY. pretty stupid!

Toss up between Glee and Torchwood. Both should have ended after S3, but Torchwood probably takes it because S3 was its best work.

Elon Musk should celebrate his trillionaire status with an excessive amount of recreational drugs. I'm sure his system and mind can handle it and nothing bad will happen.

'the new rupaul movie might be cheaply made slop' fucking listen to yourselves

feeling cool and normal after seeing LEVITICUS (2026)

when google scrapped "don't be evil" as their company motto i guess that started in the team that designs their fuckin app icons

VISION

But seriously. BBC, I am available!

give Dr Who to Ryan Murphy at this point I dn gaf

lol. lmao. #DoctorWho

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

finally been watching The Haunting of Bly Manor and truly truly truly i believe in T'nia Miller supremacy

[sprints into the Backrooms carrying armfuls of model railroading supplies]

bull in a china shop

this is my fursona, a sugar glider whose fontanelle never closed

he's rupertmaxxing

But doctor … #LookAtMyDoodle

George Segal circa The Owl and the Pussycat (1970) if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I'm free.

does anyone have the video/reel/tiktok that's like a gay boy pretending to like girls and he's saying something to the effect of "I just love like long brown big round long brown hair big boobs and brown hair down to their round butt" please

the sequel to It Follows should be called It Happens and it's about the protagonist trying to have sex with the US president

w00t the house down

I'm going to need everyone to respect my privacy at this time

Grannita Squariana

My morning commute today placed me in close proximity to a Nissan Patrol with the license plate D4RVO and I need to apply for a grant to psychologically study the person who drives that vehicle

blasted my goddamn pussy right off tbh honest

Scotty and I have just been to the pictures to see OBSESSION (2026). Gripping, scary, and uncomfortably funny. Very fucking good picture.

I never understand when people say they don't know what to get me as a gift. I'm a gay man in his 30s, get me a tote bag.

male shittiness epidemic

not to be resinprinterpilled on main but I hope user mz4250 is getting it sucked from the back on the daily

trans king

Happy anniversary, @didge.bsky.social!

tumblr, unironically