Very few things irk me more than when someone continues to use a fully unfurled umbrella while they're walking under cover. The existing permanent shelter makes the handheld pop up shelter unnecessary.

Hi Gays!

Top moustache, bottom eyes

wrote about a weird cultural difference: american men's fear of the speedo!! and yes, i visited a swim brief factory in sydney for research 👀

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Wanna take a dip in my gene pool?

Hot water's back babes x

In some ~news~ I'm back from a run and have discovered my hot water system isn't working. Pit slightly related

Commited. Love u

Boyfriends, is this a vibe? I can't tell

The bloke who plays Anne Hathaway's love interest in Devil 2 filmed some stuff at the pub on my street (~200m from my house). So basically, I know Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia.

New keep cup came with this snazzy cross-body sling, so I can get hate-crimed in the suburbs of Sydney

Schlong

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Have you heard of an Australian Tuxedo? It's like a Canadian Tuxedo except I'll bang you in it.

Morning husbands 💍🌄

Fur real

Meet in the change room?

Night baby girls 🥰

Commenting "one of my faves" on pictures of boyfriends where I've separately sucked both their dicks

Let your dad know I dressed like Burt Reynolds today

Hey so I super don't recommend going back to work after a month holiday. Really not fun.

Bush?

Big cock pic

Made it through, babes x

Brb, probs going to fall over and break something ⛷️

Excuse the nipple

Hey babes

Oh do fuck off

Quite the cuck chair

I'm upset that my most liked post on here is a photo of some lights in the sky and not one of my hilarious witticism or furry tits.

Just had a pretty incredible experience

They've got a museum about you in Norway

Been eatin good on this cruise

Cruising 😉

Still waiting for my Eric Videos moment

Opened up gr*ndr in Paris

Hotel toilet has a bidet

Pit tax

Guy on scruff is calling it "sperm"

Train is slightly late. Obviously my entire day is now ruined.

Say what you want about Australia, but I got unexpectedly this close to our Prime Minister today and I didn't even have to stand up.

It's so annoying when people don't follow the little rules I make up for them in my head.

Happy Friday Boyfriends ❤️

Can you get the ick professionally? Cause a colleague has started signing off their emails with just the first initial and ew

This'll be my personality for the next lil bit

Just avoiding making the bed tbh 🛏️

Nevermind the jobs you had. Tell me 5 classes you took at uni 🇯🇵 Japanese history through film 🧪 Bioethics 📢 Policy of social movements 💧 History of water ⚖️ ... and all the law ones

☕ cuppa hoe

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