I dunno, I think the moustache is looking particularly rideable today

Late start, babe?

Do you like my lamp?

So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower

Probs staying in bed today (that's a lie)

I know you can be nonchalant, but can you ever just be chalant?

Anyway, got a haircut

Someone has parked in front of my unit block's driveway (over which my apartment overlooks). A note has been left by a neighbour, with confirmation that both police and the council have been called. This is bloody exciting. More to come.

I don't have the capacity to deal with this right now

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The lighting in this change rook is *forgiving*

Not sure if it's the best, but it's certainly the today-est

Camp as a row of tents 🏕️

My to-do list for today is as long as my dick. Which isn't massive, but enough to question whether it's going to be manageable.

Well done babes

millennial gay 🩶

Go to bred

Thought it was just neat ☔

Boo

I need you all to read the description on this Halloween drink.

🐧

"Is Pepsi Max ok?" Id rather kill myself, but sure

Sniff it 🐽

The tap is coming from inside the house

Finally!

😉

Shag appears to have left mine then gone to the beat

Might mess this up a bit

I get really annoyed when random hot guys come into my office. Like, can you not mate? I'm trying to work.

Good boy 🐧

Gal pal asked me what a DP was at lunch today x

🎂36 - show me your dicks

And also every single one of you.

If anyone's wondering - my type is babydaddy from the Scissor Sisters.

These divas

Deep throated a burrito. I'm all good now.

I appreciate that time is a construct and that "lunch time" isn't a real thing. But why, friends, is it only 11.30?

Need 3 oomfs to do this with

Dad wants to go home

Heading out tonight, babe?

Got my haircut just for the good boys

👑

Hazard reduction daddy 👨‍🚒🔥

Slutty lil glasses reporting for duty

Lil slip

6'4" babe

Worked on my boobs today

Everyone in my office is digging these $16 courds I got from Vinnes.