Made it through, babes x

Brb, probs going to fall over and break something ⛷️

Excuse the nipple

Hey babes

Oh do fuck off

Quite the cuck chair

I'm upset that my most liked post on here is a photo of some lights in the sky and not one of my hilarious witticism or furry tits.

Just had a pretty incredible experience

They've got a museum about you in Norway

Been eatin good on this cruise

Cruising 😉

Still waiting for my Eric Videos moment

Opened up gr*ndr in Paris

Hotel toilet has a bidet

Pit tax

Guy on scruff is calling it "sperm"

Train is slightly late. Obviously my entire day is now ruined.

Say what you want about Australia, but I got unexpectedly this close to our Prime Minister today and I didn't even have to stand up.

It's so annoying when people don't follow the little rules I make up for them in my head.

Happy Friday Boyfriends ❤️

Can you get the ick professionally? Cause a colleague has started signing off their emails with just the first initial and ew

This'll be my personality for the next lil bit

Just avoiding making the bed tbh 🛏️

Nevermind the jobs you had. Tell me 5 classes you took at uni 🇯🇵 Japanese history through film 🧪 Bioethics 📢 Policy of social movements 💧 History of water ⚖️ ... and all the law ones

☕ cuppa hoe

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Bugger, he's found another mirror

Boyfriends, I'm training for a longer run (for me) but the thick thighs have struck again, and I've been cursed with the chafing. What's your go to? The internet is saying compression shorts and/or some cream, but I'd rather one or the other if I can.

@bencriley.bsky.social: "Some of your recent pics lately have been so trashbaggy - I love it". Me: "what do you mean?". Also me:

I mean, something like this?

Honestly, don't understand the hype about armpits. Might need someone to show me.

Thighs are red from your dad's beard. He says hi.

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We did it. Forgive me, hot barber

Look at this cutie I saw this morning 🐨 (there's no wombat emoji)

In need of a haircut but will likely be office bound for the next week or so - not around to get one on the weekend What do we think about a lunchtime haircut at a barber near the office? I'll be cheating on my hot barber, and I'm concerned about stray itchy hairs, but it's getting a bit dire.

Me to that really good looking avo 🥑

Me @ my colleague

Just bumped into my colleague dressed like this. I really didn't need them to know I have a gay lil cowboy on my thigh

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Explain your username I was formerly an insurance lawyer and I had a beard. I'm no longer an insurance lawyer, but I do have a moustache your dad can hop on.

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Sadly a smoochless morning

G'day son

1 + 1 + 1

Wanna ride?

The good boys on s*ruff are enjoying this one.

Spa-ty for one 💦

I enjoy this mirror