Bugger, he's found another mirror

Boyfriends, I'm training for a longer run (for me) but the thick thighs have struck again, and I've been cursed with the chafing. What's your go to? The internet is saying compression shorts and/or some cream, but I'd rather one or the other if I can.

@bencriley.bsky.social: "Some of your recent pics lately have been so trashbaggy - I love it". Me: "what do you mean?". Also me:

I mean, something like this?

Honestly, don't understand the hype about armpits. Might need someone to show me.

Thighs are red from your dad's beard. He says hi.

🩲

We did it. Forgive me, hot barber

Look at this cutie I saw this morning 🐨 (there's no wombat emoji)

In need of a haircut but will likely be office bound for the next week or so - not around to get one on the weekend What do we think about a lunchtime haircut at a barber near the office? I'll be cheating on my hot barber, and I'm concerned about stray itchy hairs, but it's getting a bit dire.

Me to that really good looking avo 🥑

Me @ my colleague

Just bumped into my colleague dressed like this. I really didn't need them to know I have a gay lil cowboy on my thigh

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Explain your username I was formerly an insurance lawyer and I had a beard. I'm no longer an insurance lawyer, but I do have a moustache your dad can hop on.

🐢

Sadly a smoochless morning

G'day son

1 + 1 + 1

Wanna ride?

The good boys on s*ruff are enjoying this one.

Spa-ty for one 💦

I enjoy this mirror

🛌💤

Let's fuckin go ☀️

I save the tie for other things

Predictable as ever

Sweated through 3 pairs of undies today

Good luck, babe

Fuck it. Comment on this and I'll tell you which Buffy monster of the week you are (without further explanation)

2023/2025 I miss her (my old phone)

I mean, stellar day on bluesky lads. Thanks to ya all x

Fun fact, Hawkes Brewing is named after one of our former Prime Ministers who held the record for drinking a yard of ale in 11 seconds.

Oky doky x

Nothing says Oktoberfest like suburban Sydney in November

This is an extreme failure of targeted advertising

I dunno, I think the moustache is looking particularly rideable today

Late start, babe?

Do you like my lamp?

So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower

Probs staying in bed today (that's a lie)

I know you can be nonchalant, but can you ever just be chalant?

Anyway, got a haircut

Someone has parked in front of my unit block's driveway (over which my apartment overlooks). A note has been left by a neighbour, with confirmation that both police and the council have been called. This is bloody exciting. More to come.

I don't have the capacity to deal with this right now

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The lighting in this change rook is *forgiving*

Not sure if it's the best, but it's certainly the today-est

Camp as a row of tents 🏕️