Brunch places should have Gatorade

IF U LIVE IN CHICAGO GO OUTSIDE

Pole 😳

you can’t spell four horsemen without our semen

When I was a kid I never wanted Gatorade because I thought it “was for boys”

they don't want you to joke about a man's death but then they're out there saying things like this

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

Seeing the way people go up for each other and promote their friends/their work makes me so fucking elated!!! Even on its worst days, I love this city and this scene and yall so goddamn much.

bts, photos, and clips from my puff puff Pag talent. Again, thanks for your consideration and kind words. This was a big one for me and if you enjoyed it, Gaggy noms open tomorrow. Much love to you all 🫶🏻🌵

truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself

PUFF PUFF PAGEANT 2025 GAGGY AWARDS BEST DRAG SHOW OF 2025!!!!!!!

But like also - this category is wild cause I like I saw so many amazing numbers by my peers this year - TiKi’s perfect pride number, Vanity’s number at the rumors pageant, Helvetikah’s Abracadabra, Penis’ number at crooked, D’Cameron’s rumors pag number, Malheurt’s number at the puff puff pag.

This October, Valgavoth summons you to fight to the death for his amusement! 💀 Bring your most wicked MTG decks—vampires, skeletons, horrors, demons, zombies, and more—and battle in a special Planechase event designed by our hosts set in Valgavoth’s Domain. Darkness awaits… will you survive? 🕸️✨

Happy to announce @malheurt.bsky.social as the new co-host of Sips n Spells 💕

BEST DRAG PHOTOGRAPHER TY YAMAMOTO GAGGYS 2025

Oop.

If best performance is a Gaggy category (??) I think there’s a case to be made for my puff puff pag talent but do whatever’s best for your game keep me in the house shout out to the krusty crew Julie you look radiant as ever

Thousands of people, kids too, are dead in no small part due to the kind of firearm policies & the culture of hate exhorted by Kirk,- to say nothing of his genocide apologia. The fact that international liberal "leadership" is falling over itself to project mourning for this bigot is perverse.

HEY BULLETSLUT 💦🔫 Ready to get DRUNK? Charlie may be gone 🙏 ✝️ but you’ll be LIVING at CHARLIES TONIGHT 🌑🌕🌖 it’s the 4️⃣ year anniversary! .25 drinks, let’s take some gunSHOTS 💉🥃🍺 send this to 4️⃣ hoes who give serious NECK 👔🎀

Turning Point, U could Say

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Wait everyone ignore this char*ie k*rk might have just been merc’d

Mega Malabar tramp stamp that wraps around the hips would go hard

"No ethical consumption under capitalism" is a statement meant to prime a conversation about the inherent exploitation of the system. It is NOT an excuse to break boycotts or pursue employment with arms companies or some shit. In the kindest way, pull your head out of your ass.

Forever an @ash-wednesday.bsky.social stan

They’ve taken the hobbits to St Louis! 🫨 any guesses which character(s) I’ll be bringing??

BREAKING: Gov. JB Pritzker says the Trump administration has sent the Texas National Guard to Great Lakes Naval Base outside Chicago, awaiting orders to deploy to Chicago. Trump administration officials will target Mexican Independence Day (Sept. 16) celebrations. @wttw.bsky.social

I’m just stunnin with my love glue gunnin

Today! Bosco & Irene The Alien are joined by @josephmschultz.bsky.social to determine once and for all whether Commander really is a drag! It's Shuffle Up & Play and you can watch it here: youtu.be/_P1TUnuc93A #magicthegathering

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

Yall are summoning satan fr I gotta come out next time

The last Church of Malört was on Easter and we killed the pope. Look what happened right after the Labor Day edition 🥲 Thanks for the great night everyone! It was sick 😛

One week from today! Finally the BOYS get to have fun at the circus and your favorite MommyDaddy is guest hosting 😀😀😀 Monday Sep 8th at 8, NOLA on Clark

🤡SEPTEMBER CIRCUS DROPS🤡 I’m taking some me time! But, our Puff Puff champs are taking over! 9/8 @malheurt.bsky.social is hosting all Kings circus! 👑 9/22 @winterdiorr.bsky.social is taking over with our biggest cast next month! ❄️ Come to THEE Chicago Circus! Reservations are FREE! Links below:

The Definitive Chicago Drag Hates Finn Wolfhard Meme Pack

The QUEEN 👑 of MEMES 🤣 @quotable-cat.bsky.social BFF S4 - CATEGORY IS: QUEER LEGEND

been up since 5 because I kept having nightmares about fascism anyways do you think I should go back to brown elephant and get this shirt and rhinestone the shit out of it

Wanna be satanic and celebrate Chicagos rich labor history this Labor Day weekend? Free food, plus @werkmizthang.bsky.social and @spjork.hausofprophets.art will be there

the four year Gag! anniversary is coming up which means it’s almost the four year Malheurt anniversary.

You’re in her dms. I’m in her galactic puss.

Roxie Hart: from just some dumb mechanics wife — Me: don’t talk about my FRIEND like that 😤😉

I leave Chicago one damn weekend and yall can’t even enjoy pasta right???

went to the rainforest cafe at niagara falls today and all I could think was how my cat would love it

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

I’ve never felt higher than being sober at a Toronto drag show

Magic lore is gay and metal

I love drag :)