High point of my hosting/producing career lowkey... Come out and feel the Fijian heat with DJ Jerri Manthey 🏝️ FREE Open Seating available as we are 1 ticket away from being sold out of Meet and Greet seating!

Being in the room for the Stephanie (vs. Vanity Unfair, Malheurt, & Little Whorephan Annie) Gag-Off is so iconic to me

With that and two dollars I can get a bag of chips, right?

Former Google CEO Eric Schmidt was booed throughout this commencement speech at the University of Arizona for his praise of AI. This comes just a week after another commencement speaker who mentioned AI was booed at a school in Florida. Read more: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...

Help me be a sellout 🍕🏝️

Happy Mother’s Day to all who observe

🚨JERRI MANTHEY IN CHICAGO🚨 Get your Meet and Greet tix (link in reply) for this #Survivor drag extravaganza!! Ft. stunning Chicago drag icons and a fierce DJ set from Jerri herself after the show!! You don’t want to miss the gayest #Survivor50 after party on earth 🌎

They say bartending is a recession proof job (we’ll see) but we’re also kinda front row/splash zone for the theater of economic horrors. For example, big uptick in men threatening come back with their guns lately! Anyways stay tuned for more magic the gathering and drag content (unless they do it)

Had a blast hanging out with @malheurt.bsky.social and friends at Strixhaven Gay Prom!!! Such a fun event. #MTG

will you repost this one?

ICE in Chicago this morning at Elston and Kennicott—a masked agent tells a witness (on the sidewalk) not to get in front of his car. Feds are continuing kidnappings across the city & burbs after increased activity this month. No flashy CBP caravans, just a steady stream of covert ICE arrests.

Finally can spill this 😭😭 If ya know me you know I’ve been working for this for awhile. AGHHHHHHHHH

Hey everyone just when you thought you were safe this is going to be my personality again

this is my life 🫦

Puff Puff Title Holders

Meant to post this after puff puff pageants to say “goodnight” but I just got up so good morning

The bar for Best Dressed just got raised sooooooo high 😅

What should I do for my last day as the reigning Mx Puff Puff Pag?

This seasons’s Top Chef crush is painting warhammer minis in his hotel room to unwind between challenges omfg Laurence hiiiiii 😍 how are you 🥰

The term “dive bar” has been compromised

Hey Chicago I’m putting on TWO events celebrating MtGs return to Strixhaven this month!! Untap Upkeep DRAG is a prerelease AND a drag show with an all star cast. Strixhaven Prom is a gala raising money for Sips’n’Spells, the queer MtG community @goblinkings.bsky.social and I operate.

See you all soon!!

This is truly one of my favorite pics of me of all time. Lashes and all. No joke project this at my funeral

The retro April Fools homepage is over, but surprise: We got such a positive response that we've permanently archived it for you. aprilfools.scryfall.com You can look at all of our old jokes and you can bookmark these pages to use as your home page! The [NEW] links will even stay updated.

high af and accidentally “volunteered”for a drag queens trivia game

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Hey Chicago I’m putting on TWO events celebrating MtGs return to Strixhaven this month!! Untap Upkeep DRAG is a prerelease AND a drag show with an all star cast. Strixhaven Prom is a gala raising money for Sips’n’Spells, the queer MtG community @goblinkings.bsky.social and I operate.

Survivor whyyyyyy

Who do I know that knows sign language

Hey we are really excited for this queer prom fundraiser :) We’ve been building an awesome Magic community — just last night we had 81 queer people together on a *monday* to play some EDH. This is a chance to party and celebrate each other while scraping together a lil money for future events :)

Chicago babes, I'm so excited to tell you that I'm DJing this queer community event by Sips 'n Spells! Tickets are on sale now and all the $ goes towards supporting future community events from them! The prom is on April 26! Can't wait to make magic with you 🔮 www.eventbookings.com/b/event/stri...

Church of Malört mention :3

Every “cmon mama Ru give the queen her crown” hits different now 😔

This is about drag race

CANCEL YOUR WOW SUBSCRIPTIONS (I don’t have one)

Going to Elim and then dice dojo then the gym I am living the life I want. this rules.

Untap, Upkeep, DRAG!!! School is back in session and we are spilling the Secrets of Strixhaven for another Drag Prerelease Show! Player or not, come see this stunning cast at Prism Games. If you’re a good student though, stay to play some Magic with the newest cards straight from the Blblioplex.

If I did my long cactus thing at puff puff Pag would yall be into it? Should I shorten it? Would it just be a smoke break? This skeet disappears soon lemme know for real

Good morning

here was full quote for the nyt piece on the cuban aid mission. obviously it was too long for the piece but i wanted you to see it.

It is being reported on the ground in Cuba that everyone on a ventilator at this hospital died overnight. As a Cuban, I'm devastated.

Oh sister, she is risen once more! Church of Malört is back for yet another Easter Sunday Show and as always we will have bespoke Malört cocktails and ~free food~ Cocktail hour begins at 7 and at 8 we’ve got shows babyyyy, plus our tarot reader is BACK due to popular demand (we love Maya!)

World Peas. Peas Company. Pea-ing all by yourself, Handsome? Photos by Julez Osco

World Peas, baby

Lo ti on invented leaving the club for a number btw don’t forget that

Thank you @blockclubchi.bsky.social hope to see all my Chicago baddies out that night!!! Tickets here: metrochicago.com/event/chicag...