Are all Coltons the worst or only most of them?

Froy? Like “Troy” but with an F instead of a T? Froy???

Big omega and little alpha 💕

Tits are out, sorry about it :/

Noodles & Beef be like Sorry to burst your bubba

Gotta massage the spasming pelvic muscles, doctor’s orders. Full vid on the OF.

I love Ass Wednesday, the Catholics popped off with that one.

Pit tax

Apartment secured, see you 30 days Chicago. 🥳

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I’m terrible at flirting, btw 😅

Sunspit Tugshow on the OF

MCM: good morning from our second air bnb

I just love her so much

Rosalia where!? I can’t wait, never been so excited for a concert before. New video released today for Sauvignon Blanc. This all in continues to be a masterpiece. youtu.be/DEW8MDMqOXQ

Got them Robyn tickets. It’ll be my fifth time seeing her. 🤖 Got them Rosalia tickets, it’ll by my third time seeing her. 🍷 Got them Ariana tickets, it’ll be my first time seeing her. 💖

Hump Hump

It is Tuesday, two more days until I’m off to Lexington for NAB! See you there!

Goodness, apartment hunting from across the country is a pain in the ass. Gotta learn to not get too attached to any one place to spare my poor feelings. 😩

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Dr. Who" or "Transformers".

Happy Friday to this ally king, wherever he is.

What's up bro? See something you like?

Yanked one out on the back deck, sorry to the neighbors.

This is what peak comics looks like

Had my last day of physical therapy today and my final day with my trainer tomorrow. A lot of things ending without the next thing beginning and it’s a weird but exciting place to be. But hoping to land this sweet apartment in Edgewater tomorrow which will hopefully pull things into focus.

Woke up early went to the gym came home and fucked the hubs silly and then came all over myself. 🙂‍↔️

Anaconda is pretty entertaining but the best part is Steve Zahn’s legs.

1.16.26

this dude sucks

It’s a humpday in January

So are they gonna reveal who killed Pretti or are we just supposed to forget about all that now that they tossed Bovino to the wolves?

This detective’s name 🥵

ICE murdered again. A pack of them holding a man down on the sidewalk, beating him with their gun, and then shooting him multiple times at point blank range until his body was lifeless. My heart goes out to the people of MPLS.

Big ole bowl of super tasty oatmeal smells so good so yum yum yum

lol born on a dorm room toilet what??? 😵‍💫

Is this clickbate?💦

ALL your videos are getting me off! Watching you fuck your guy...mmmmmmmmmm. He's so cute.

Wishing all of you a meaningful release this #FCF

You can be my American ha ha boy ✨🐬🌺💋🇬🇧♟️

I'm getting tired of having both AI and Jared Leto forced on me. How can I get rid of both?

This dude can fuck all the way off with his transphobia and homophobia. I will gladly never give this man a vote.

Please don’t talk to me about the Olympics I don’t care.

Sunspit Tugshow on the OF

Saw a post calling out someone’s very normal gym shoes as cringe which is so odd to me. It’s hard enough just motivating going to the gym without that kinda bullshit.

Good morning. 🥱

The way I’m obsessed with the bridge of this song. Kyrie Eleison would be a great drag name.

Got this giant move from Austin to Chicago in just over two months and I’m overwhelmed! I’m pretty sure I got a handle on it but it feels a bit like free falling I’m so grateful to be on a solid medication to regulate my mood and keep me stable headed.

Woke up early went to the gym came home and fucked the hubs silly and then came all over myself. 🙂‍↔️