Telling another cowboy to stand down:

My husbands computer was fucking up from an errant bluetooth keyboard i accidentally turned on whilst searching for a dildo to blast my bootyhole with He was very close to cancelling this gig at a new bar he's been excited about for weeks. It was the keyboard pressing buttons

I love it in Alice in Wonderland when that MALE DOOR tries to tell Alice not to cry and instead she cries super hard and exposes him as a throat goat Ultimate petty behavior and I am here for it

Me: [idly looking up info on popes] Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it. Me: wut? Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

Me all the time

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

if you can read this, don’t forget to vote for the Imaginary Gay Chart today! forms.gle/LuixGnfhEenj...

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hittin the vape outside the club at 3am:

"Nudist beach," Gyula Konkoly, 2004, acrylic on canvas, 21.7 x 21.7", private collection. Gyula Konkoly (1941 - ) is a Hungarian painter. #NudeArt #Naturism #NonSexualNudity

Honey Mustard Moved to Texas

Me + a video game I love

ideas for when you're rich:

Why my eyes doin all that!

To all who celebrate

“This is the revolution that we are mostly interested in. A revolution of human mindset.” Puerto Rican twin brothers Pablo & Efrain Del Hierro are the duo behind Poncili Creación, bringing chaos & puppetry to the masses, reports Ayi. prismreports.org/2026/04/09/p...

The Huntington Library recently unveiled Sandy Rodriguez’s “Book 13,” which features a 20-foot-wide U.S. map of child migrant detention centers alongside federal Native-American boarding schools. To reserve tickets to the full exhibit, visit huntington.org.

Swords ~ Cut Your Losses #swordscomic

Three Secrets to Happiness: 1) Dance like nobody’s watching 2) Sing like nobody’s listening 3) 25th Amendment this motherfucker

Ornithomancy Official Trailer 🕊️ Written by me Directed by S. Vollie Osborn World premiere this week at the Wicked Queer Film Festival in Boston on 4/9. More festival dates to follow! Follow @ornithomancyfilm on IG for more updates 💛

New over here so introducing myself with some commentary on Artemis II!

Our ruling class openly boasts about murdering children, trafficking children, making children orphans and liquidating their futures to lay waste to the Earth a little faster. Like what the fuck are we doing.

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Happy #transdayofvisibility :) I'm an older (by internet standards, I'm possibly a fossil) intersex trans man living in Canada. My art is mainly horror, monsters, weird wildlife and mushrooms! #tdov

All day, every day. Transphobes are not welcome here.

still peak flag design btw #tdov

Truth Has Died — Goya

WAR DOLLAR SIGN T GIRL, in America

your grandparents voting for reagan

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! … What is the charge? Eating a stinky old man butt? A succulent stinky old man butt?

This video has been killing me for like half the day now

I think I'm ageist but only for eating ass

Started playing Marathon and realized proximity chat is NOT for me. I forget how vile the language can be on the internet ig

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It’s as easy as shutting your effin mouth! And did I mention… it’s free?!

#MythologyMonday #yokai

We must believe in a world to create that world

More reason we need to end them. Cant be havin our planet ran by ravenous ghouls